Episodes
Sept. 18, 2023
LOST The Beginning of the End
"No need to freak out? I'm trying to buy some jerky and a Slushy, and suddenly you're standing there over by the Ho Hos. You're dead. What do you expect me to do?" - Hugo "Hurley" Reyes In this episode: ugly crying, Gen-Xis…
Sept. 11, 2023
SFU The Plan
"This whole concept of Mom self-actualizing is making me nauseous." - Claire Fisher In this episode: eerie premonitions, BS last words, casket buffets, & dirty body parts In other news, this episode has been brought to you …
Sept. 10, 2023
🔒 SFU The Plan Pre-Show
Subscriber-only episode In this episode: missing letters, sexcapades, booty calls and special guest appearances. Support us by supporting companies we love http://arthemisclothing.ca - Use SASSPOD for 15% off https://www.muz…
Aug. 28, 2023
SFU Out, Out, Brief Candle
"Y'all didn't put rat poison on in here, did ya?" - Mitzi Dalton Huntley In this episode: toddler alcoholics, birth control kids, and frye = eww In other news, listen in for Lisa to put her foot down and her new promo! Orig…
Aug. 27, 2023
🔒 SFU Out, Out, Brief Candle Pre-Show
Subscriber-only episode 2 Lisa's, teacher woes, pet woes, and new podcasts... Support us by supporting companies we love http://arthemisclothing.ca - Use SASSPOD for 15% off https://www.muzmm.com - Code SASSPOD for 20% off h…
Aug. 14, 2023
SFU In The Game
"All that lives, lives forever. Only the shell, the perishable, passes away. The spirit is without end, eternal, deathless..." - Nate's dream In this episode: awkward self help books, womanhood woes, big cosmic mysteries, a…
Aug. 13, 2023
🔒 SFU In The Game Pre-Show
Subscriber-only episode In this episode: fancy words, face diseases, new podcasts, and crack heads. Support us by supporting companies we love http://arthemisclothing.ca - Use SASSPOD for 15% off https://www.muzmm.com - Code…
July 31, 2023
SFU Knock, Knock
"To make life important. None of us know how long we've got. Which is why we have to make each day matter." - Nate In this episode: beer cow, gadflies, and another church scandal In other news, listen in for Brit's big news…
July 17, 2023
SFU A Private Life
“I may not dress like Jackie Kennedy, but I have sex with men." - David In this episode: ghosts, children are not chickens, & teenage BS In other news, please check out Brit’s Amazon wishlist for her classroom https://www.a…
July 14, 2023
🔒 SFU A Private Life Pre-Show
Subscriber-only episode Lite Brite Pizza, airbnb nightmares, and killer dogs... Support us by supporting companies we love http://arthemisclothing.ca - Use SASSPOD for 15% off https://www.muzmm.com - Code SASSPOD for 20% off…
April 17, 2023
SFU The Trip
“You’re going to have to face him sometime" - Nate In this episode: Hiatus overview, new content teaser, and side quests In other news, please check out Brit’s Amazon wishlist for her classroom https://www.amazon.com/hz/wis…
April 14, 2023
🔒 SFU The Trip Pre-Show
Subscriber-only episode Car craziness, apartments with mystery doors, vacation shenanigans, jobs, birthdays, medical issues, social media problems, and a mysterious death... Support us by supporting companies we love http://…
Nov. 28, 2022
SFU The New Person
"I've never worked in a funeral home that was more depressing." - Angela In this episode: piss pictures, one hour orgasms, and death threats at funny little restaurants... In other news, please check out Brit’s Amazon wishl…
Nov. 14, 2022
SFU Life's Too Short
"You certainly took your sweet time getting here" - Nathaniel Sr. In this episode: coward flowers, fake anniversaries, funny cars, and traveling family drugs. In other news, please check out Brit’s Amazon wishlist for her c…
Oct. 24, 2022
SFU Crossroads
"When we used to play GI Joes he always wanted to give his a shower” - Nate In this episode: muffcakes, smashface, and a nude Australian! In other news, scheduling updates and new show features! Original episode air date 07…
Oct. 23, 2022
🔒 SFU Crossroads Pre-Show
Subscriber-only episode One donkey, no Shrek. Support us by supporting companies we love http://arthemisclothing.ca - Use SASSPOD for 15% off https://www.muzmm.com - Code SASSPOD for 20% off https://www.podpage.com/?via=sass…
Oct. 10, 2022
SFU Brotherhood
"What, you think I f*cked my brother?" - Brenda In this episode: Brit's teacher voice, hallucinations, and another awkward dinner! In other news, have you checked out the Patreon pre-show? Original episode air date 07/15/20…
Oct. 9, 2022
🔒 SFU Brotherhood Pre-Show
Subscriber-only episode Inappropriate school signs, teacher/parent woes and a car actually parked in a driveway! Support us by supporting companies we love http://arthemisclothing.ca - Use SASSPOD for 15% off https://www.muz…
Sept. 26, 2022
SFU The Room
"Lady, l can see it from here. And l'm blind AND deaf. You need to get yourself laid." - Mr. Jones In this episode: Adnan Syed update, miming, flip floppy ladies, and sex red In other news, check out the Patreon Pre-show fo…
Sept. 19, 2022
SFU An Open Book
"I know stealing a foot is weird. But, hello, living in a house where a foot is available to be stolen is weird.." - Claire Fisher In this episode: Jeremy Sisto talk, lots of TV tangents in the beginning, liars, books, and …
Sept. 12, 2022
SFU Familia
"Not quite as Addams Family as I'd expected." - Brenda Chenowith In this episode: a drinking game to send you to the hospital and some LOST spoilers at the end of the episode. In other news, check out the Patreon Pre-show, …
Sept. 5, 2022
SFU The Foot
"You wake up one day and your baby's stolen a foot. Where have I been?" - Ruth Fisher In this episode: bougie wine?, more eating disorders, and nasty couches In other news, check out the Patreon Pre-show for neighbor updat…
Sept. 2, 2022
🔒 SFU The Foot Pre-Show
Subscriber-only episode help us get to podfest! Check out Spreadshop ! Support us by supporting companies we <3 http://arthemisclothing.ca - Use SASSPOD for 15% off https://www.muzmm.com - Code SASSPOD for 20% off https://ww…
Aug. 29, 2022
SFU The Will
"It's like blackmail from beyond the grave." - Clare Fisher In this episode: what does Asian blue taste like, angle lust, and THE BUS! In other news, what is with the porn music?!? Original episode air date 06/10/2001 Join …