June 15, 2020

LOST Everybody Hates Hugo

LOST Everybody Hates Hugo
LOST Everybody Hates Hugo
Sass N Sips
LOST Everybody Hates Hugo

“Let me tell you something, Rose. We were all fine before we had any potato chips. Now we've got these potato chips, everyone's gonna want them. So, Steve gets them, Charlie's pissed, but not pissed at Steve, he's pissed at me. And I'm gonna be in the middle of it. And then it's gonna be, "What about us?" "Why didn't I get any potato chips?" "Help us out, Hurley. Why did you give Kate the shampoo?" "Why didn't I get the peanut butter?" Then, they'll get really mad and start asking, "Why does Hugo have everything? Why should he get to decide?" Then they'll all hate me." - Hugo “Hurley” Reyes

Original episode air date 10/12/05

In this episode: stereotyping black women, sh*tty bosses, & does anyone even know what an ellipsis is?

In other news, Agnes is still being censored by her phone & Lisa gets the feels.

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SPEAKER_01

Hi, welcome to this episode of Assassin's Tips, where every week we will be discussing and dissecting an episode of Lost in Order. We are your hosts. I'm Lisa. And I'm Agnes. And today's episode, not sure what's wrong with her. But today's episode is Everybody Hates Hugo.

SPEAKER_03

Okay, so what's probably as you were doing the intro, you were just like very short and concise.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, you mean I was like on point and you can handle it?

SPEAKER_03

It was like robotic. So you wouldn't fuck it up. You end up. What are you drinking today? What? So I am wetting my whistle with a pink Moscato. And I have to shout out my neighbor Heather who gave me the bottle. Because she's such an she's so neighborly. Oh nice. Thanks, Heather. I'll give you a shout out for my pink Moscato.

SPEAKER_01

I have a Stella.

SPEAKER_03

Stella.

SPEAKER_01

Even though it's in a coors light cup, but yeah, and it's but it's like um the Giants, New York Giants. And I have on it. And I have a New York Yankee t-shirt. That makes up that totally makes up for it. Sure. Shout out to my husband who insisted on buying a kegerator, so now I have beer from the tap.

SPEAKER_03

Your husband's very special.

SPEAKER_01

Ready for the episode? No. Well, let's go. Any any thoughts before we get into it?

SPEAKER_03

It was a straightforward episode. It was okay. It wasn't as exciting as the first two episodes. It was alright. Let me pull up my notes. And my voice to text keeps censoring me. And I know it's an option to take it off, but I kinda like the F-star asterisk asterisk asterisk. I kinda like it. Because nothing else can censor me but my own phone.

SPEAKER_01

Okay. So I have I also have my document up in case we have to put any questions or anything. So I'll start with the synopsis. And then you just interrupt when you're ready.

SPEAKER_03

Interrupt. I know. I just did that intentionally. Okay.

SPEAKER_01

In flashback, Hurley is watching the megalotto draw as the numbers 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, and 42 are drawn. Exactly matching the numbers on his ticket. He faints from the shock of discovering that he has just won the jackpot and his mother comes rushing in to revive him. She chastises him for his lifestyle and tells him that he must make changes in his life.

unknown

Ow!

SPEAKER_00

Out, mom, stop! I just slept. Slip sitting down. Is it your heart? I'm fine. You're lying. I always know because you don't move and die. Then tell me what happened. Huh? Yes, it must be something you ate because you eat basura. And you don't exercise. Falling down is not exercise. The only time you move is to lift the drunk thing from the body. Every day is the same thing. Or maybe eat chicken. You hate to change your life. You think someone else will change it for you? Maybe if you pray every day, Jesus Christ will come down from heaven, take 200 pounds and bring you a decent woman and a new candy. Yes, Jesus can bring you a new car. Maybe I don't want to change. Maybe I like you like Oh! That must be Jesus! Momento! Yes, it is Jesus! He wants to know what color car you want!

SPEAKER_01

Can we just talk about this scene real quick? Because I love this scene. When she comes in and she's like, the only exercise you get is lifting another shaking from the bus.

SPEAKER_03

I felt personally sad. Felt like wait, is it that's not exercise? Wait, what? Right?

SPEAKER_01

Um, and then she's like, and Jesus Jesus is gonna call She go, hey, by the way, it is Jesus. It wasn't gonna come. I'm sorry, but like I did. I saw so many like you know, like hints of my own family in that scene, and I loved it. Later, while at work at Mr.

SPEAKER_03

Kluck's chicken shack, curly is Okay, so wait, so funny. There is a Kluck U chicken place and Hoboken. Is it really?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, and Okay, I really thought you were about to say something else, so you got excited, but okay.

SPEAKER_03

Okay, um, all right. But when I saw that, I was with I was with my daughter and Angelique, and I didn't pay attention to like what I was in front of. I'm just walking. At the same time, both my daughter and my and Angelique both scream, fuck you! I was like, I think I died and went to hell. Like, what the fuck?

unknown

Did you go?

SPEAKER_03

So yeah, so now I see that I get like post-traumatic flashbacks.

SPEAKER_01

Alright, um Hurley is still pondering what to do about his big win when he is called into the boss's office. His boss shows him CCTV footage from the previous night where he has been caught eating eight chicken drumsticks. He he's reprimanded for it and other petty misdemeanors, and Hurley quits on the spot and walks out. Did you see who the boss was?

SPEAKER_03

He looked familiar but wasn't clicking. His name is Randy. Is that the same guy from the pa from the paper? Is that was that whatchacall's boss too? Like you're gonna have to give me more, just by what's it wasn't Locke's boss, right? It was. Okay. I'm like, is that not sure? They all look alike, you know. The hair, the hair was different. The typical middle management dweeb. They all look alike, you know.

SPEAKER_01

And this is before this he was Hurley's boss before he was Locke's boss.

SPEAKER_03

Okay. Oh, he's moving up in the world.

SPEAKER_01

Because think about the timeline. Hurley, by the time he's Locke's boss, Locke is on his way to Australia, which is where this all which is like the the the right before moment of lost. Right. And Hurley Hurley still hasn't claimed his lotto winning, so you know that that's still he doesn't own the box factory yet.

SPEAKER_03

Right.

SPEAKER_01

As he sits outside having a mild panic attack, his friend and colleague Johnny joins him and announces that he too has quit. The two start the celebration of their unexpected day off by taking a trip to the local local record store where they find copies of Drive Shafts You All Everybody in the $2 sale bin.

SPEAKER_03

I did catch that. I was like, she's gonna be so proud that I caught that. Yeah, it was cute.

SPEAKER_01

After singing along tunelessly and inaccurately, Hurley goes over to the headphone section and starts talking to the shop assistant. Starla, a girl he's had a crush on for some time. He plucks up the nerve to invite her to the whole study concert over the weekend, and to his great surprise, she happily accepts. Johnny is suitably impressed by Hurley's newfound courage and asks him what has brought it on. Hurley implies that he wanted to make his move before the before things change. So this is obviously a a theme with Hurley about things changing.

SPEAKER_03

Like you saw with his mom when he said he likes his life and now with his friend, he even at some level he knows, like he knows it's not gonna be the same. He knows, yeah, because most people don't realize you win a hundred or something million dollars, they think oh, it's gonna be all gravy. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, right, no, and this is just me, or is it feeling like the typical like serial killer? Sorry, whoever the actor is, nothing wrong with you, but the guy, he does like he'll play the serial killer, he'll play the serial killer in every movie there possibly is, you know. You know I'm right.

SPEAKER_01

No comment. Around dusk, Johnny and Hurley drive around the neighborhood stealing gnomes from gardens and filling their van with them. They go to Randy's house and lay out their booty to spell Clucky on his front lawn. Buoyed by their mischief, they cruise around in the van, listening to music, joking and talking. Pearly starts to become reflective and makes Johnny promise that they will always remain friends and be able to enjoy good times like these no matter what changes in the future.

SPEAKER_03

So as you're talking, making these stupid things, and like remembering clueless rolling with my homies, you remember?

unknown

Yes.

SPEAKER_03

And gnomes are creepy as fuck. Why do people have garden gnomes?

SPEAKER_01

Some of them are, some of them are kind of cute. I think it it I think it really all depends on the context, how close they are to your house, and how many of them are there are because if it's like one and it's far by the street, like it might be cute.

SPEAKER_03

If I see a gnome in your garden, I'm gonna like hit it with a baseball bat. I just want you to know. It's me. And we're gonna wave at the camera. On the island. On the island. No, they don't say in the jungle anymore, do they? I haven't seen it. Like they haven't I haven't had it in my intro lately. Okay.

SPEAKER_01

At the beach and the hatch. While eating profuse amounts of food in the swan's pantry, Hurley is confronted by Jin speaking perfect English and a man in a chicken suit. When questioned about his newfound mastery of the language, Jin says Hurley is speaking Korean, to which Hurley responds, I am, in Korean, with English subtitles. Hurley asks Jin about the man in the chicken suit, and Jin warns her and Jin warns Hurley that everything's going to change. A response Hurley seems somewhat phased by. The man in the chicken suit starts blinking in time to the beeps of the countdown timer's alarm. Jin wishes Hurley a cluckety cluck cluck day, and the man in the chicken suit shouts, Hurley, with Kate's voice, as Hurley awakens from a dream.

SPEAKER_03

Uh-huh. So I love the fact that everyone's go-to item as soon as they see that pantry is a chocolate. Like I love that. They're like, oh, chocolate.

SPEAKER_01

That would definitely be mine too. Yeah, I love that. Is that what you would what would you grab? The chocolate. Oh, okay. Yeah, me too. Unless it was unless it was like beer. And then I probably would want a beer more than a chocolate.

SPEAKER_03

I don't know.

SPEAKER_01

I would probably double fish.

SPEAKER_03

I'll be double fishing it. Chocolate bar with a beer in the hand. I'm like Or maybe or a chocolate bar and like a glass of wine. Wine. Chocolate and wine. Um, so I did have I had like a 30-second like what the fuck moment through that through that dream. Because before we realized it was a dream, I'm like, wait, the food comes plated out the box? I'm like, oh okay, hallucination. Okay, never mind. I'm like, alright, never mind.

SPEAKER_01

Hurley was drinking milk. Did you notice what was on the side of the milk? No. It was um remember back in the day when they put the missing kids on the milk?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

It said missing and it had Walt's picture. Ah. Which Hurley knows? Yeah, how would he know that?

SPEAKER_03

Sneaky writers.

SPEAKER_01

Kate reminds him that it is time to enter the code and that the numbers are written on a piece of paper taped to the computer in case he forgets. He says he remembers them. Kate tells Hurley that she will be taking the next shift as Locke went back to the beach. Kate says it's pretty cool that they had jobs again, and Hurley replies, Hooray for us, in a tone suggesting he is not entirely happy with his new role as head of rationing. Later, when Hurley is washing in the ocean, Charlie Charlie approaches him and inquires about what is inside the hatch. Hurley tries to be evasive, but Charlie persists in trying to find out what's going on. He asks further questions trying to find out what is happening, but Hurley gives no satisfactory answers. Charlie accuses him of lying about his knowledge of the hatch and also about being worth 150 million, walking off in disgust. Hurley goes to Rose and talks to her about what's in the hatch. Rose says she isn't too interested as her current concern is dealing with the laundry. When Hurley reveals that what's inside could help her with this task, she decides to accompany him to the hatch. Once inside, they meet Jack. He is concerned Hurley has been telling too many people about the hatch. Hurley says Rose won't tell anyone because she's cool and he needs help with the task of organizing the food. Rose looks around the hatch and says, Honey, I wouldn't even know what to say. Back at the beach, Claire spots the message bottle the people on the raft took with them washing up to shore. In the hatch, Jack explains to Hurley and Rose that it is only a matter of time before they have to tell the rest of the Lossies about the hatch and the food. They decide that nobody can get anything until they have made an inventory and figured out how to make it last. With the record player on in the background, Hurley and Rose start to work through the contents of the hatch, discovering ranch dressing, canned tuna, and Apollo candy bars. Rose speaks wistfully of her husband Bernard's sweet tooth and her faith in him still being alive. Hurley starts to reveal his anxiety that everyone will hate him because of his new job just as Kate comes in to take a bottle of shampoo. Hurley tries to object, but Kate ignores him and leaves him and leaves to take a shower. Rose says it's just one bottle, but Hurley worries he's already starting to lose control. While Loc is walking through the jungle, he stops at a fruit tree and calls out that he knows he is being followed and has been leading his tracker in a big circle. Charlie appears sheepishly from some bushes and begins to challenge Loc on why he's being left in the dark. He points out that he was involved in getting Claire's baby back and although he didn't go on the A Team mission to the Black Rock, he would have if he'd been asked. He says he should be entitled to some answers, and Locke concedes by asking what he wants to know. In the Swan, Said is attempting to break through the blocked-off door. He tells Jack the door has concrete behind him, which could be up to 10 feet thick. Jack demonstrates the magnetic properties of the doorway with the key around his neck. Said finds this interesting and suggests they might have better luck getting to the other side by going underneath it. I have a question.

SPEAKER_03

What is the whole per are they just trying to like figure out like what's going on, like how big it is, or they does there a purpose to this little scavenger hunt? Like I never understood the purpose of this.

SPEAKER_02

Are you going about Sayyidina Jack?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. Are they trying to survey the area or like what was the are they looking at in particular? I'm like. Um well I was gonna bring this up as a talking point. Do you want to do it now or at the end?

SPEAKER_01

No, you can do it at the end. Okay.

SPEAKER_03

I just like the fact that uh one of the same wavelength.

SPEAKER_01

Mm-hmm. Luck has been telling Charlie about the hatch, the button that has to be pressed every 108 minutes, and the discovery and subsequent disappearance of Desmond. He explains that the survivors will now be pushing the button and that he is setting up a rotation of six hour shifts. Charlie seems unenthusiastic until he learns that there is a record player down there. When Locke reveals that Hurley is in charge of the food, Charlie heads off to confront him. He finds Hurley at the beach sitting under a tree and says Locke has filled him in about the hatch and the food. He asks for the peanut butter for Claire, but Hurley says he can't give him any. Charlie tries to emotionally blackmail him for withholding it from a nursing mother and declares that Hurley has changed. Charlie walks off in disgust. In the foundations of the hatch, Said and Jack crawl through the supports and pipework by flashwork. But what is wrong with me today? Reading is fundamental.

SPEAKER_03

Oh my god, I think I drank too much or not enough. Not enough my answer is always not enough.

SPEAKER_01

Take two. In the foundations of the hatch, Saeed and Jack crawl through the supports and pipework by flashlight and find the same blocked doorway, which appears to be just as thick with concrete. Said guesses there is some sort of geothermal generator and that the power source is on the other side. He says the last time he heard of concrete being poured over everything like this was Chernobyl. Suddenly, they hear a clanking noise followed by steam and the sound of water flowing. Jack goes to investigate, climbs back up into the hatch through another grate, and comes out by a door with steam seeping out of it. He pushes the door open to discover Kate wrapping herself in a towel, having just taken a shower. In a slightly awkward exchange, as she retrieves her clothes, she tells him that despite the poor pressure, temperature drops, and sulfuric smell, it was a good shower. She suggests that Jack could use one and will leave him the shampoo. Jack grins as he watches her leave to get dressed. I'm just saying, like, if that was Sawyer.

SPEAKER_03

It would have had a different like yeah, totally different scene. Totally different scene. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Son is working in her garden when she is interrupted by Claire carrying Aaron and Sharon and Shannon with Vincent. Claire tells Sun nervously that they have found the message bottle from the raft and they felt she would be the best person to decide what to do. Loc is in the swan's gun vault examining the guns when he is confronted by Hurley for telling Charlie about the food. Hurley says this will change everything, to which Locke replies that change is a good thing. Hurley vehemently disputes this and says he will now become the bad guy for denying food to the rest of the Losties. He tries to quit, but Locke talks him back into it, saying they all have difficult they all have to do difficult things. Hurley concedes with an apparent newfound determination and heeds out into the jungle. In this scene, Locke actually tells him that they've all had jobs that they didn't want to do. And I thought that that was funny considering that they had they both shared the same asshole boss.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, that even Yeah, it even clicked in that way, but yeah, totally.

SPEAKER_01

Just as he has prepared the explosives and inserted the fuse, Rose appears at the doorway and asks him what he is doing. He says this is the only solution, despite her protestations that somebody will get hurt. He pleads with her to leave, but she stands her ground and demands an explanation. With heart Felt vigor, Curly says the distribution of the food will cause brips in the group and he will be the focus of the anger. He starts to draw parallels with how people react to his lottery winning with questions like why does Hugo get everything? Why should he get to decide? And that everybody will hate him. After his outburst, he calms down and confesses that he doesn't know what to do. Hurley approaches Jack on the beach. Actually, when we get to this scene, they infuse flashbacks of people finding out that he's the lottery winner. Right. They pull up in the Minnie Mart gas station and there's a crowd and press.

SPEAKER_03

Right, and the guy was like, Oh, maybe someone got killed, or there was a shooting or something.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. And so you see the look on his friend Johnny's face. Because the the guy, the who's actually the one in the chicken suit in the beginning, it's the Minimart worker. Oh, I didn't realize that. Mm-hmm. And he's like, That's the guy.

SPEAKER_03

And his friend realized that. He looks so betrayed. I'm wondering, but is he betrayed because he didn't tell him? Is he felt betrayed because he won? Is it both?

SPEAKER_01

Right. But Hurley realizes that this is now the reality. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

But he knew it was coming. I think on some level, he knew that things were going to change.

SPEAKER_01

And I also think that he wanted the opportunity to tell him himself he just wasn't ready. Because he knew things were gonna change. Like he like he like he went to. That's why he didn't cash the ticket.

SPEAKER_03

Right. He's like, let me ask this girl out before this shit. Let me hang out with my buddy before this shit happened. But yeah, I felt bad for Hurley.

SPEAKER_01

Does this more match what we saw in Jin's flashback?

SPEAKER_03

Remember in in one of um Jin's Oh, one hit right on the TV show. But you know what? I didn't remember what scene like you told me, and I went back to see, I didn't remember seeing I didn't remember what the scene was on the TV. That scene.

SPEAKER_01

I think it was this one. Okay. I didn't go back to check, but I'm I'm pretty sure it was this one.

SPEAKER_03

That makes sense. I have so much because I decided, you know, I'm not gonna interrupt because my little things weren't conversation worthy. They're just like little quips. So I'm gonna let you go through your synopsis and then I'll throw my quips.

SPEAKER_01

Okay. I'm almost Yeah, I'm almost done. Hurley approaches Jack on the beach and explains that despite there being enough food to feed one man three meals per day for three months, split amongst 40 people, it isn't gonna go that far. He says he has a plan, and since he's in charge of the food, it must be done his way. To his surprise and massive relief, Jack agrees. In a montage sequence on the beach that evening, Hurley distributes all the food amongst the survivors. He gives a jar of peanut butter to Charlie, who presents it to Claire to her obvious delight. Charlie then hugs Hurley in gratitude. Shannon shares some of her food with Vincent. Kate and Jack share a meal. Locke eats with various red shirts, and everybody is seen socializing and enjoying themselves. Hurley is the subject of much thanks and appreciation from the camp, and it is clear that everybody loves Hugo. But this bothered me back. Why?

SPEAKER_03

It's just illogical. I'm just saying. I mean, so they have I don't know if they just had a little moment of fun and then they're gonna ration the rest. Or it was just like a free-for-all. But if it's the if it's the former, fine. If it's the latter, like, oh come on, people, let's be responsible. Like, do we really want to make friends over being responsible? So that's that's why it bothered me. Well, being a grown-up is making the hard decisions, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

And but we didn't see her like give out all the food. We saw it. No, no, no, no, that's why it's kind of like an item or so to each person, right?

SPEAKER_03

And then I'm like, okay, but everyone seems to have their favorite thing. So if it's like a moment of fun and then ration the rest, then fine, great. Well, we don't really get to see. We don't know, we don't know what it is, so that's why right. That's why I'm like, I don't know how I feel about this scene. That's why I have two feelings.

SPEAKER_01

And it's it's reminiscent of one of the first episodes where he's giving out the airplane meals to everyone and he's making sure that people are eating. Remember, and he gives Claire two meals because she's pregnant.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, and I and at at that point, at that point, you don't know you're stuck there forever. You know what I mean? So I'm like, that didn't bother me. That was like, okay, let's just, you know, and that airplane food isn't gonna last forever. I mean, like, quality wasn't so it has to be eaten anyway. So that didn't bother me. This kind of like you've been there for over a month now, so it's probably safe to assume like you might come and be there for a while. But like I said, if it was the former, cool, not a problem. If it was the latter, it just hurts my sensibilities.

SPEAKER_01

Meanwhile, Sunday by herself in the garden, burying the message bottle.

SPEAKER_03

I feel like she didn't want to she didn't want to like break anyone's heart. I don't think she wanted them to know that they I think she took that as like they failed, and she doesn't want anyone to think else. That's how I took it.

SPEAKER_01

Like we're gonna Yeah, and I think that the the analogy of it is like She's burying them. She's burying the them and the truth. You know? Yeah. What what the metaphor, thank you. I don't know, you didn't say it, but your face said it.

SPEAKER_03

My face has a big mouth.

SPEAKER_01

Or the beer said it, I don't know.

SPEAKER_03

My face is a really big mouth, I know.

SPEAKER_01

But it's it's like a metaphor for her burying them and the truth along with it. And this is not the first time that Sun has had a secret. But it's for the best. I think sometimes Is it?

SPEAKER_03

I don't know.

SPEAKER_01

Like at the point, like w I mean she has I would say that as far as the raft people go, she has the most at stake because it's her husband on the raft. It's not just the the prospect of being saved or rescued, but it's also her loved one. Whereas everyone else on the island, the connection is the hope that they're gonna get rescued. Rescued. But it's not like nobody else's husband or loved one was on that raft except for son. So I could understand in that respect why Shannon and Claire would bring it to the her. Right. But at the same time, maybe she's not ready to deal with it.

SPEAKER_03

Or like to accept that that might be the truth. Either way, I don't see anything wrong with her doing that at this moment in time. Like, it's like, what are we gonna do? Like right now, like there's nothing we can do about it right now. Because obviously it didn't work, so what are we gonna do? Build another raft? Like, there's nothing we can do about it at this moment. So let's sit, marinate, and you know, enjoy our peanut butter. And yeah. Rose. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_01

No, I was gonna I was leading into like meanwhile. Rose slips an Apollo candy bar into her pocket in anticipation of a reunion with her sweet-toothed husband, Bernard, and clasps onto his wedding ring as she smiles warmly. Across the island, Sawyer, Jin, and Michael are in the pit where they had been held by the others. Jin suggests building a human pyramid to try to get out, but Sawyer says no. Michael starts shouting to be let out until Sawyer tells him to chill. Um, is it me or is has there been like have you noticed like a change in Sawyer?

SPEAKER_03

Absolutely. He's still Sawyer, but I see him he's he he considers himself part of the group. Like the group, like they're one, which is inevitable. You go through hell with somebody, or else, you know, and I kind of like that. Like he's still him, he's still Sawyer, he's still sarcastic, he's still like gruff, but he's like I think he also needs a Snickers bar. He got shot in the shoulder. I'm just saying, dude's been through a lot.

SPEAKER_01

So Michael starts shouting. Oh no, we Michael says every minute I spend down here is another minute. My boy is still out there. Sawyer tells him there's nothing they can do. He is still suffering from when he was shot in the arm on the raft, and the wound appears to be getting infected. The cover of the pit is opened. The large man throws down a rope and orders Jin to climb out. They are suspicious and Sawyer tells him not to do it. Anna Lucia appears Anna Lucia appears behind the man and threatens to shoot Sawyer if Jin does not climb out. Jin complies and Anna tells Michael to come up next. But Sawyer tells him not to. She cocks the gun, pointing it at Sawyer. Sawyer is saying that she's bluffing and won't really shoot. She hurls a rocket as head.

SPEAKER_03

This I don't know why this had me laughing so hard.

SPEAKER_01

I swear Sawyer is always getting hit by a female. Like, it is that Kate now is out of the sea.

SPEAKER_03

You don't have a worth the bullet, it's a fucking rock.

SPEAKER_01

Like it was just such a But this is like back when him and Kate were playing Tom and Jerry, and Kate kept hitting him with rocks and her, you know. Michael climbs up and Anna looks to Sawyer next, but he refuses. The large pit covers promptly slammed down in Sawyer's face. Actually, that was the opening of the episode, and then all you hear is bitch. Yeah. Later, the cover is opened up again by a large man, by the large man, who instructs Sawyer to grab the rope. He refuses until he sees that Michael is up there too and is safe. Once out of the pit.

SPEAKER_03

May I say that he said I'm not he said about my friends. I'm not going anywhere without my friends, something, and then Michael's, oh, so now we're friends. So I was like, oh, see, they are friends. You know, it's like a forced friendship, like bond-throughing.

SPEAKER_01

Reluctant friendship. Once out of the pit, Michael tells Sawyer that everything is cool and their captors believe that they too are survivors from the crash. Anna spots a stone in Sawyer's hand and a small struggle ensues, resulting in her knocking him to the ground and aggressively asserting herself as being in charge. Sawyer grudgingly relents, and Anna announces it's time to move out before it gets dark. She starts to lead the group into the jungle. During the trek, a blonde woman introduces herself to Michael as Libby, and she says there were 23 survivors from the tale section. The large man apologizes to Sawyer for his actions and the misunderstanding when they first met, but is interrupted by Anna who announces, We're here. She pulls back some vines and creepers to reveal a door set into the jungle wall on which she wraps out a secret knock. The door unbolts and is opened by another taily who lets them in. They walk through a dimly lit corridor into the main chamber, where it appears the tailies have been sheltering. A Dharma logo on the walls indicate that this is the arrow. There are a few electric light sources, but this new hatch has none of the comforts seen in the swan and appears more like a storage room. Two more tailies, the flight attendant from the plane and a gray haired man, are waiting inside anxiously and anxiously discuss the arrival of the new survivors amongst themselves. As Michael, Jen, and Sawyer wait in a corner, the older man approaches. He seems beside himself with worry and asks if there's a woman named Rose where they came from. As Sawyer and Michael tell him there is and she's okay, his face fills with relief and joy as he grasps Michael's hands and thanks him profusely. He introduces himself as Bernard. I was so happy to see that. Did this get you a little choked up?

SPEAKER_03

Because it still gets that moment still gets me a little choked up. I was expecting it. Because the I think her throughout the season, she's like, my husband's still alive. So when they found like the next group and they were, I'm like, okay, he's part of this group. Like it was kind of like, yeah, okay, it's humble it's comedy. And then wait, is that the end of synopsis? Mm-hmm. Okay, so the synopsis didn't go to the most important part. When Michael was like, I thought there was 23, and it like there were. Okay. I was like, what the fuck happened? Yes. Okay. So we're gonna talk about that. So wait, let's go back a little bit to the so okay, so for our clarification on situations, and I'm trying to get comfortable, so like I keep like readjusting. So for us, there's the Tailys. That's so who did they name themselves that or did anyway. I don't remember, but that's but that's how they are pretty much um separated. So Tailys and who Losties, Survivors, okay So back to the the Survivors. When the opening scene with her the scene when they open up to Hurley and Rose, can we talk about the stereotypical black woman doing laundry? Like I'm just saying, like washing by hand. I'm like, I just maybe it's just me reading so much into it. But the old black woman doing laundry by hand, I was just like, okay. And I think that it's not just because she's a black woman, but because she's an older woman.

SPEAKER_01

I said older black woman. I just Oh, okay. Yeah, she's but but then again, there's even more because like even more to that stereotype because she's always like offering her pearls of wisdom.

SPEAKER_03

Right, she's what is it like she's like gone with the wind and the mammy, like so I mean like but I just like okay, they have a lot of stereotypes in here, and I know for a fact it's intentional to prove a point, but I don't think we cannot we can't I think we'd be remiss in not acknowledging them. Does that make sense? Yeah, so do we still think that there is another group of others or that the tail is all the others? Because the way Rousseau talked about the others, you get the impression that there's another group of others. I think there's another group of others. Oh, shut up. Can you pretend not to know, damn it? I don't care anymore. Dumb. I'm I'm going through my list of notes to talk about. Okay, I do have one question for you before you get to your thoughts. Which were I forgot that quick. I saw the note and then like, oh yeah. Oh, question. Answer, don't answer. Do they ever find out what happens if they don't hit enter and they don't put the numbers in? Do you really want me to answer? No, I don't, but what I want that question on record. I'm gonna okay. I think it's funny, like my sometimes my MS symptoms make me I'm like, okay. And you look at me like I'm crazy.

SPEAKER_01

No, because I don't like to hear that shit.

SPEAKER_03

But it's it is what it is, and all I can do is laugh at it.

SPEAKER_01

I know.

SPEAKER_03

And I'm like, I'm gonna be walking like Lorch, this dragon. Walk this way.

SPEAKER_01

All right, all right, alright. Wait, wait, what? Alright, I put your question on record. Okay. Okay. Trivia is like nothing.

SPEAKER_03

Um you did have some points you make about certain scenes.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, the only like the thing in trivia talks about Walt being on the milk bottle. But and then it says, and then it says when Said and Jack are discussing the hatch, Said notes that the last time he saw a concrete port over something in such a way was the Chernobyl disaster. And then it says the Chernobyl disga disaster was a nuclear power plant explosion. Yeah.

unknown

Okay.

SPEAKER_01

You talked about them going down there. Um, Jack and Saeed going.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, what was the like what was the what kind of mission? Well the fact finding mission? Was it just a surveying? Like, what was the point?

SPEAKER_01

I think it's it's Saeed being his due diligence as a soldier, like you know, his training, like recon. You got you can figure out where you're at, what you're dealing with.

SPEAKER_03

Okay, I thought I missed something. I thought I felt I was like, wait, did I not pay attention to something? But remember, Jack I'm trying to fix myself and be cute for you, Lisa.

SPEAKER_01

Okay, hold on, let me know.

SPEAKER_03

Because my quiz is not cute.

SPEAKER_01

It it doesn't, it's fine. It looks good. I like it. It looks good for you, Boo Boo. All right, Boo.

SPEAKER_03

Um Jack's key reacts when he passes. Right, so that's kind of that was a catalyst to get them to Okay, okay. But he was already kind of like digging and delving before Jack came with the whole thing. I was just wondering if I missed something, but no, the it's logical, it makes sense.

SPEAKER_01

I'm like the the things are he he mentioned that the um the pipes or the walls or something was very hot.

SPEAKER_03

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_01

And I think I think on one hand it also just piqued his interest. But now Saeed didn't see the video. Remember in the last episode orientation?

SPEAKER_03

Right.

SPEAKER_01

The video mentioned something about an incident.

SPEAKER_03

I know.

SPEAKER_01

And now this episode they're talking about concrete. The last time they saw concrete was Chernobyl. So this this could be leading to something, or it could all be just red herrings.

SPEAKER_03

You literally say you are a red herring. Stop it. And I mean that's in the most complimentary sort of way, like really and this instant it really is.

SPEAKER_01

Can we talk about the Tailly's Okay shelter?

SPEAKER_03

Yes.

SPEAKER_01

Okay. Shall we? They are in another Dharma station.

SPEAKER_03

Yes.

SPEAKER_01

And there's an arrow. So it's it's called the arrow. Whereas the other ones are in the swan.

SPEAKER_03

Right.

SPEAKER_01

We have no we don't get to see much. It just looks kind of like a cave. It doesn't really look like much. Um we have no idea what it's for, what it was for.

SPEAKER_03

We don't even know if all the the this the different things were the same island. It could have been like didn't you tell me like the end of this season ends in Antarctica? Or Artica or Where's the Arctic. In the Arctic. So we we don't even know if this is even another station or just a storage area. Like at this point, that's true. Like it's like because it might have been just like an off-site storage unit. It could have been I mean, for all we know. Actually, no, it's a hundred other island.

SPEAKER_01

I hate when you're like really fucking perceptive. I hate when you pay attention and you're really fucking perceptive. Can I just tell you that? Because fuck it. Like, look.

SPEAKER_03

Anna Lucia is comfort. I am, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Anna Lucia talked about how she ended up in the water because we know that the the tail broke off, you know, mid-se whatever. Um, she landed in the water and she swam to shore. Now, they've been on this island for 46 days, they've never come across each other, and now they only found m um Jin and Michael and Sawyer because after they're wrapped. Well, okay, now let's see. So we honestly, you're right. We don't know if they're on the same island.

SPEAKER_03

I'm thinking, okay, islands. When we think of islands, let's think about we're gonna go a little spot in the ocean. But real life is usually a chain. It's usually but even if it's not a chain, let's say if it's not a chain, there's still for people who are walking and really just don't know where they're going, that's a massive amount, unless it's like a really tiny island, that's a massive amount of that's like us walk, that's like me walking. Okay, let's think about an island can be anywhere between let's say the tip of New Jersey to the southern tip of Connecticut. In theory, you know what I mean? Like in theory, that an island can be. I would say you were gonna say like Manhattan. No, but Manhattan's so small you don't see in the map. Long island is what we see. Okay, Long Island. But I'm thinking this island is a little bit bigger than Long Island. But even like Brooklyn and Queens. Right, but can I say Brooklyn and Queens? That's still big. Could would you normally and would you walk from the Battery Tunnel into the border of Long Island? No, especially in the jungles. So it's quite possible it's either A and archipelago of islands. Or B just an island that's really just walking huge. Either way, so it's is it possible that it's too different it's the other side of the island? Because as they said, it's the other side of the island and never meet? Yeah, that is quite possible. Especially if you think that's a fucking plane crash. You're like, who else is gonna survive this shit but us? So why would they even walk the other island?

SPEAKER_01

Based on the clues that the show is giving you or what they're trying to point you to, do you think that they're on the same island or they're not on the same island?

SPEAKER_03

Uh well do you think they want you to believe? The synopsis that you keep reading set on the other side of the island. Uh-huh. So if I'm cheating, um, I don't does it make a difference if it's the same island or a chain. I don't know, I'm just curious. No, it's I think I think I think if for the purpose of this show, it'd be the same difference, whether it's the same island or a nearby island, the same island.

SPEAKER_01

Not necessarily. Because think about it, if even if they're in the same chain, they don't have a boat. They there's no ferry. So right, if it's too far to swim, then if they're not on the same island, then Michael Jinn and Sawyer can't get back to home. You know, because who knows where they go.

SPEAKER_03

I don't think they I think in this case, I think it's the same difference.

SPEAKER_01

I think that that would make that would make a difference, but I I think it would make a difference acutely because Jin can't get back to his wife. Like Michael can't may not be able to get back to his son.

SPEAKER_03

But I think it is I think in a sense that no one knows where the fuck they're at, it doesn't make a difference.

SPEAKER_01

I agree.

SPEAKER_03

That the you know they still don't know where they're at. So whether it's a nearby island or the other side of the same island, you still know where you're at, so it's the same difference. The answer is still gonna be Alright. Where where would I go? What would I do? But yeah, now I'm like curious, like how was I so perceptive with the whole was was was I sit getting something with the other hatch? Was I where where was I close? Because you were frustrated at my perception. Like, what where was I close?

SPEAKER_01

Matt, I'm not even I'm not even gonna talk about it anymore.

SPEAKER_03

Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me. Come on, you know you won't tell me. Oh, wait, I have to add, because I'm in my living room, I gotta give I gotta put on my wall art, and it's just I don't I don't like holes in the wall, it bothers me. And then those the stick things don't stay in the wall because like anyway.

SPEAKER_01

Um my neighbor gave me some to hang up my um degrees, and they actually worked really well. I gotta I've tried it, that they don't work. Like the sheet she put it up, I don't know, she put up two for my frames because they were in frames. They stayed up.

SPEAKER_03

I can't get up.

SPEAKER_01

I also probably You can't get it up. You can't get it too.

SPEAKER_03

I can get it up. It just won't stay up. That could be a problem. So part of it is I um I think part of it is that my walls stay cold because I'm always hot. So in the winter I turn the heat on just to cut the chill and then it goes right back off again. And then the summer, I can't behind the mic. So I think for the most part, my walls are very, very cool. And you remember in elementary school, the keep teachers didn't use tax, they use like that sticky stuff to post pick posters on, and when it got really cold, it'll fall off. It's the same premise, sticky stuff don't stand a cold. So I gave up. So anyway, so point of my my my rambling is I'm not in my room. I don't have my big lamp where I could just move to the front. I use um a lighting that this crazy chick sent me, even though I told her not to.

SPEAKER_01

That must be why it looks so great.

SPEAKER_03

It does look pretty damn good. I have on the the that that rose light. I like the warm one. Yeah, I have that's what I have on right now. So I have that, and yeah, I I have it on, yeah. Level two, not four, but you know, I'm like this fucking bitch. But go ahead, as we'll talk about Lost, I wish I was on Island right now.

SPEAKER_01

The title of this episode is Everybody Hates Hugo.

SPEAKER_03

Right.

SPEAKER_01

Which pretty self-explanatory. Okay, at the beginning of the show, um, like when we first started, like season one, you talked about how there were so many characters that they were gonna have to start killing people off. I was so black and nasty, like black and dark, not black, black, but like I was so dark in my No, but I just think it's ironic because now there's more characters, and and they haven't really killed many people off.

SPEAKER_03

But it kind of works though.

SPEAKER_01

It does work, and so we get it now. We got Anna Lucia, we got Libby, um, Bernard, the flight attendant, um, Cindy, and you've got her name is Cindy, and you've got the guy with the stick. The black guy. The biggest stick. I can say that. I mean, it's a description. It's it's the I'm sorry, like I don't think it's any different than saying the guy with the blue shirt. Like, it is what it is, it's not a negative.

SPEAKER_03

We're all the same, but just to keep us just to keep us being any negative feedback, I'm saying it.

SPEAKER_01

I was gonna say the the guy with the stick. So people who don't have sticks are gonna hate me now.

SPEAKER_03

Well, you gotta get people without sticks. All right. Not his fault he's well in doubt. Oh, my fat. Oh, I'm so I gotta get some inappropriateness in there. We've been really behaving ourselves lately.

SPEAKER_01

I know.

SPEAKER_03

This is unacceptable. We haven't we haven't offended enough people.

SPEAKER_01

They talked that they they told Michael that there were 23 of them. Yes. But then by the time you got to the arrow hatch, there was like six, five, six.

SPEAKER_03

So what do you think? What are you thinking? I think whatever Rousseau was talking about may have may have happened. Or maybe they just like wait. I don't know. Rousseau talked about the other, she talked about the sickness, or what? I think about the sickness, like whatever it was that they were so afraid of, or maybe yeah, maybe the sickness is also the event. Like, I don't fucking know anymore. There's so much going on.

SPEAKER_01

Um, or maybe you're still so like close to the beginning. I love this. Okay.

SPEAKER_03

I hate you right now. I know. Um, um, or maybe the fucking maybe the Tailys just had like bad luck and fell off cliffs and shit. I don't know. Maybe it's simple as simple as that they didn't have a doctor and a fucking soldier as part of the group.

unknown

Who knows?

SPEAKER_01

Like, think about this. Maybe there's sexual exploitation. Let me stop.

SPEAKER_03

You're giving me wrinkles. You're giving me like what the fuck wrinkles right now. All right. Is that a red herring? Yes, it was. It was a bad one, I bet.

SPEAKER_01

It was just uh, you know, like where Walt went, sexual exploitation. Oh right. We're only a couple of episodes into season two. Any thoughts on season two so far? Nope.

unknown

Okay.

SPEAKER_01

Is it better, worse, or as you expected?

SPEAKER_03

It's um it's as I expected better. Like I it is not like meaning I expected to get better. But I didn't, you know, it was just like, okay, it's it's gonna get some it's gonna get better. Did it blow my mind better? Not yet. But you know yeah. Okay. I'm waiting for the point of the show where I'm like, oh shit, and I want to be like a I want it to be like crack to me. And I'm not there. All right, I wanna get there. I want to hit that moment. What? Alright, I said that's fair. I want to get there. I just that's like I'm I'm friend zoning this show. It's complete friend zone. There's not a fan.

SPEAKER_01

I have to tell you something. You said that's it. No, you said that we could watch the episode together and then we didn't. Okay, because you were annoying as fuck.

SPEAKER_03

I know. I don't care. I don't care. I watched, I didn't realize I didn't watch it. And you're like, watch this. I was like, oh my fucking god. I was like, I turned the thing away so I can ignore you. I don't know. Maybe I'll let you know.

SPEAKER_01

Speaking of the next episode, the next episode is dot dot dot and found.

SPEAKER_03

So do you say dot dot dot all the time or do you say ellipsis? Ellipsis, yeah. Like ellipsis.

SPEAKER_01

Didn't we go through this? Like, do people know what an ellipsis is? Like I know. So the okay. Well you know. I know. The next episode is well, great. Then the three of us know, and this podcast will be very successful. See all the English teachers out there. This one's for you. The next episode is drink.

SPEAKER_03

To the English teachers, to all the teachers. Okay, yes. Cheers, including ourselves these days. Cheers. Not me, my kids 20.

SPEAKER_01

The next episode is and found.

SPEAKER_03

It is a gin episode of any no I learned to keep my expectations at zero. Because I never know what to expect with this fucking show.

SPEAKER_01

But what but is there something that you're hoping to see? You know, like I know when it comes to Kate, you're hoping to see.

SPEAKER_03

Um, no. Anything I'm hoping to see? No. I think whatever I see would be great. Oh, wait, wait, can I keep getting their real names confused with their character names? Jin is the husband. Okay, that's what I thought. I think um I kind of want to know like in detail what did he do for his father-in-law, like work-wise. Like what else did he do? But other than that, I don't know what else could I I I feel like there's a lot more that he did for his father-in-law that bothered him that was shown.

SPEAKER_01

So stay tuned for next week when we will talk about and found dot dot dot and found and learn more about Jin. And until then, keep dancing and rolling like homies. Yeah. If you'd like to support this show, please look for us at Patreon and become a patron there. You'll have access to video footage, never before seen train wreck shit, like yeah, like her like her dancing, like her rolling wear homies. If supporting us financially is not in the cards for you these days, that's cool. Follow us on social media. Yeah, uh we get it. Um I mean I really wish you would because shit's tight for us, like send us money.

SPEAKER_02

I'm unemployed. Sometimes the shit that comes out of your mouth. Listen, it is what it is.

SPEAKER_01

But in the meantime, follow us on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, whatever. Share the episodes, talk about us, tell your friends, just do something for us, and that'll be great. All of our contact info and social media information is in the show notes. Thank you so much for listening. As always, drink responsibly. Please do not drink and drive. And until next time, I'm Lisa. And I'm Agnes. And we are out of here.

SPEAKER_03

So I'm making my dishes and trying to make me laugh.

unknown

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_01

He points out that he was involved in getting in getting Claire's babies.