Episodes

"Where are my friends? Tell me where my friends are!" - Jack Shephard Original episode air date 10/4/06 In this episode: Alex is back and we talk about what a let down the premiere was, new characters, and bacon! In other news, we had some audio issues again and really tried to make the best of it. Become a Patreon patron for exclusive content and early access to new episodes. Please show our sponsors some love! http://arthemisclothing.ca - Use code SASSPOD for 15% off https://www.muzmm.com...

"Why are you lying to me, Sayid?" - Sun Kwon Original episode air date 10/11/06 In this episode: Dying for children...only, Sayid drops the ball, & more "other" conspiracy theories! In other news, we had some audio issues again and really tried to make the best of it. Become a Patreon patron for exclusive content and early access to new episodes. Please show our sponsors some love! http://arthemisclothing.ca - Use code SASSPOD for 15% off https://www.muzmm.com- Use code SASSPOD for 20% off ...

"I'm going to save Mr Eko's life" - John Locke Original episode air date 10/18/06 In this episode: expecting the unexpected, trucks in caves, & a naked Scotsman! In other news, Lisa is in the middle of a major move and Agnes has the patience of a saint. Become a Patreon patron for exclusive content and early access to new episodes. Please show our sponsors some love! http://arthemisclothing.ca - Use code SASSPOD for 15% off https://www.muzmm.com- Use code SASSPOD for 20% off Please don't f...

"Did you really just kill that bunny?" - James "Sawyer" Ford Original episode air date 10/25/06 In this episode: a mysterious Cassidy connection, a fertility doctor, and another island! In other news, Agnes gets what she wants and Lisa finds old beer in a wall. Become a Patreon patron for exclusive content and early access to new episodes. Please show our sponsors some love! http://arthemisclothing.ca - Use code SASSPOD for 15% off https://www.muzmm.com- Use code SASSPOD for 20% off Please...

"I did not ask for the life that I was given, but it was given nonetheless, and with it I did my best." - Mr. Eko Original episode air date 11/1/06 In this episode: foreseen funerals that we now can't remember, the origin of a popular internet trend, & at least we didn't say beta max. In other news, Agnes is now a Granny and Lisa is tired of adulting. Become a Patreon patron for exclusive content and early access to new episodes. Please show our sponsors some love! http://arthemisclothing.c...

"Please, don't! I'll do anything you want!" - Kate Austen Original episode air date 11/8/06 In this episode: Ironic priests, wheels making decisions, & where north isn't. In other news, Agnes and Lisa both forgot to introduce themselves, smh. Become a Patreon patron for exclusive content and early access to new episodes. Please show our sponsors some love! http://arthemisclothing.ca - Use code SASSPOD for 20% off https://www.muzmm.com- Use code SASSPOD for 20% off Please don't forget to ra...

"I've been on this island for 3 years, Jack. 3 years, 2 months, and 28 days. He said that if I let him live and I helped you -- that he would finally let me go home." - Juliet Burke Original episode air date 2/7/2007 In this episode: Revenge, crazy anagrams and easter eggs, & a clockwork Hydra. In other news, Lisa is way down the rabbit hole & Agnes will not be lured. Become a Patreon patron for exclusive content and early access to new episodes. Please show our sponsors some love! http://a...

"I'm sorry - I'm sorry because, no matter what I try to do... you're gonna die, Charlie." - Desmond David Hume Original episode air date 2/14/2007 In this episode: Cowards, whisky, and... time travel? In other news, Lisa is way down the rabbit hole & Agnes will not be lured. Become a Patreon patron for exclusive content and early access to new episodes. Please show our sponsors some love! http://arthemisclothing.ca - Use code SASSPOD for 20% off https://www.muzmm.com- Use code SASSPOD for 2...

"Now, put it on me. Put it on me!" - Jack Shephard Original episode air date 2/21/2007 In this episode: Love in the Hydra, inferior sandwiches, & a new take on the synopsis In other news, we made it through this episode thanks to red wine and silliness. Join us at Patreon for exclusive content, ad-free episodes, and early access to new episodes. Please show our sponsors some love! http://arthemisclothing.ca - Use code SASSPOD for 15% off https://www.muzmm.com- Use code SASSPOD for 20% off h...

Look, I don't know about you, but things have really sucked for me lately, and I could really use a victory. So let's get one, dude! Let's get this car started. Let's look death in the face and say: "Whatever, man!" - Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes Original episode air date 2/28/2007 In this episode: dominatrix applications, daddy issues, & blind items In other news, Lisa drops a trivia bomb that makes Agnes want to quit. Join us at Patreon for exclusive content, ad-free episodes, and early access to n...

"Not every nook and cranny, John" - Sayid Jarrah Original episode air date 3/7/2007 In this episode: Sawyer is all of us, Kitty snores, & outdated 80's references In other news, Agnes does not want to save the world. Join us at Patreon for exclusive content, ad-free episodes, and early access to new episodes. Please show our sponsors some love! http://arthemisclothing.ca - Use code SASSPOD for 15% off https://www.muzmm.com- Use code SASSPOD for 20% off https://www.podpage.com/?via=sasspod t...

"You know, I'm not giving up on you either, Charlie. It's gonna be ok. You're gonna be okay. We'll get through this together." - Claire Littleton Original episode air date 3/14/2007 In this episode:goth Claire, legal homicide, and... a daddy? In other news, Claire is out to get Charlie Join us at Patreon for exclusive content, ad-free episodes, and early access to new episodes. Please show our sponsors some love! http://arthemisclothing.ca - Use code SASSPOD for 15% off https://www.muzmm.co...

"The Man from Tallahassee, what is that? Some kind of code?" - John Locke Original episode air date 3/21/2007 In this episode: Prophets, losers, & another explosion In other news, what the F***? Join us at Patreon for exclusive content, ad-free episodes, and early access to new episodes. Please show our sponsors some love! http://arthemisclothing.ca - Use code SASSPOD for 15% off https://www.muzmm.com- Use code SASSPOD for 20% off https://www.podpage.com/?via=sasspod to create your own webp...

"Razzle freaking dazzle" - Nikki Fernandez Original episode air date 3/28/2007 In this episode: assault by arachnid, CSI: Jungle, & a dead Lostie reunion In other news, Lisa tells a heartwarming story and Agnes finally loved an episode! Join us at Patreon for exclusive content, ad-free episodes, and early access to new episodes. Please show our sponsors some love! http://arthemisclothing.ca - Use code SASSPOD for 15% off https://www.muzmm.com- Use code SASSPOD for 20% off https://www.podpag...

"Welcome to the wonderful world of not knowing what the hell is going on." - Kate Austen Original episode air date 4/04/2007 In this episode: love geometry, mistress knowledge, & new character names. In other news, Agnes is stuck in Purgatory and Lisa obviously drank too much Join us at Patreon for exclusive content, ad-free episodes, and early access to new episodes. Please show our sponsors some love! http://arthemisclothing.ca - Use code SASSPOD for 15% off https://www.muzmm.com- Use cod...

"If I told you who I was, if I told you everything I know, You'd kill me." - Juliet Burke Original episode air date 4/11/2007 In this episode: well placed medical records, confronting babies, & a triple agent In other news, Agnes thinks she knows but Lisa knows she doesn't... Join us at Patreon for exclusive content, ad-free episodes, and early access to new episodes. Please show our sponsors some love! http://arthemisclothing.ca - Use code SASSPOD for 15% off https://www.muzmm.com- Use cod...

"I saw a sequence of events-- things that are gonna happen. It was... It was like a sort of jigsaw puzzle, only I didn't have the picture on the box, so I don't know how the pieces fit exactly. But... But one of the pieces-- the first one... it was you pulling the cable out of the sand." - Desmond Hume Original episode air date 4/18/2007 In this episode: what static tastes like, island Kate vs. on the run Kate, and the dome before the dome. In other news, we are both excited to get to the fan...

"You know how powerful my family is. My husband believes that you are dead. Do not force me to make that a reality." - Sun Kwon Original episode air date 4/25/2007 In this episode: The best dad on Lost, ho mommas, and undead Soviet field medics. In other news, Not only did we try out a new synopsis format but Agnes is singing again & Lisa shares a strange story of kismet involving yet another package. Join us at Patreon for exclusive content, ad-free episodes, and early access to new episode...

"Because this is the same man who tortured you, beat you, humiliated you. And I want you to kill him." - John Locke Original episode air date 5/2/2007 In this episode: A Sawyer vs. Sawyer smackdown, sadistic onlookers, & violent tendencies In other news, Agnes is mad at herself and Lisa won't give up the clues... Join us at Patreon for exclusive content, ad-free episodes, and early access to new episodes. Please show our sponsors some love! http://arthemisclothing.ca - Use code SASSPOD for ...

"Because this is the same man who tortured you, beat you, humiliated you. And I want you to kill him." - John Locke Original episode air date 5/9/2007 In this episode: Dead moms, bad dads, corny jokes In other news, are Agnes' threats coming to fruition??? Join us at Patreon for exclusive content, ad-free episodes, and early access to new episodes. Please show support to companies we love http://arthemisclothing.ca - Use code SASSPOD for 15% off https://www.muzmm.com- Use code SASSPOD for 2...

"It's the five best moments of my... sorry excuse for a life..."My greatest hits"... You know... memories... they're all I've got..." - Charlie Pace Original episode air date 5/16/2007 In this episode: backfiring Office References, an Alice in Wonderland rabbit hole, & where's Maury when we need him? In other news, we announce our S3 contest! Join us at Patreon for exclusive content, ad-free episodes, and early access to new episodes. Please show support to companies we love http://arthemis...

"Because I want him to see it. I want him to experience the moment we get off this island and I want him to know that he failed. And then I'll kill him." - Jack Shephard Original episode air date 5/23/2007 In this episode: Bernard is not Rambo, Christian Slater was actually COS, Benry must be Gen X, and how many shows/movies can we reference in this episode? Seriously though, can you let us know? We lost count! In other news, Agnes is completely shocked by the ending and yet still manages to ...

"Ever since I got here, the people in your camp, Sayid, Sawyer, they don’t trust me. They think that I am here to hurt them. And it’s only a matter of time before they figure out…" - Juliet Burke Original episode air date 11/7/2007 - 1/28/2008 In this episode: who the f*ck is Pablo, Sass n Sips after dark, Bichard, & ..."envelope"?? In other news, Lisa worked so hard to get Agnes to say the magic word & then completely missed it & Agnes takes charge! Plus, there's still time to in on our S3 g...

To hear the full audio and video, check out our patreon! In this episode: Three Timers Club, a Germar takeover, cradle robbing, and all the f*cking sandwiches! In other news, you can hear the full unedited version (and even see the video) on our Patreon! Watch a preview here! Find Germar at Looktothecookie.org Join us at Patreon for exclusive content, ad-free episodes, and early access to new episodes. Please show support to companies we love http://arthemisclothing.ca - Use code SASSPOD fo...