Episodes

original episode air dates: 9/21/05 & 9/28/05 In this episode we take an extremely deep dive into the episodes with a guest host. We know the episode is long but Alex swears his presence means this is the best yet so we left it long. That's what she said. We also get into race issues, doctor patient emotions, and imaginary relationship scenarios. Become a Patreon patron for exclusive content and early access to new episodes. Please show our sponsors some love! http://arthemisclothing.ca - Us...

"You want your damn thirty dollars back? I want my kidney back!" - John Locke Original episode air date 10/5/05 In this episode: "other" theories, unlikely friends, and more Ana Lucia! Agnes is enjoying season 2 so far. Could it be she is finally seeing what everyone else already knew? Become a Patreon patron for exclusive content and early access to new episodes. Please show our sponsors some love! http://arthemisclothing.ca - Use code SASSPOD for 15% off https://www.muzmm.com- Use code SA...

“Let me tell you something, Rose. We were all fine before we had any potato chips. Now we've got these potato chips, everyone's gonna want them. So, Steve gets them, Charlie's pissed, but not pissed at Steve, he's pissed at me. And I'm gonna be in the middle of it. And then it's gonna be, "What about us?" "Why didn't I get any potato chips?" "Help us out, Hurley. Why did you give Kate the shampoo?" "Why didn't I get the peanut butter?" Then, they'll get really mad and start asking, "Why does Hug...

"I don't think I've ever seen you angry" - Sun Kwon Original episode air date 10/19/05 In this episode: meet-cutes, lost wedding rings, and somehow we ended with size, body shaming, & the joys of gray sweatpants & t*tties Agnes thinks her predictions about Shannon have been right so far and Lisa thinks we should do the podcast in lingerie lol. Become a Patreon patron for exclusive content and early access to new episodes. Please show our sponsors some love! http://arthemisclothing.ca - Use ...

"So, does all this - the tent, flowers - mean that we're serious now?" - Shannon Rutherford Original episode air date 11/9/05 In this episode: Island dates, wicked step moms, and another lostie gone to gun violence. In other news, Agnes sings again to remember Shannon and Lisa is a horrible person. But we already knew that. Become a Patreon patron for exclusive content and early access to new episodes. Please show our sponsors some love! http://arthemisclothing.ca - Use code SASSPOD for 15%...

"The kids! They took the kids!" - Libby Original episode air date 11/16/05 In this episode: What a difference 48 days makes in Ana Lucia! Become a Patreon patron for exclusive content and early access to new episodes. Please show our sponsors some love! http://arthemisclothing.ca - Use code SASSPOD for 15% off https://www.muzmm.com- Use code SASSPOD for 20% off Please don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe. Review us on Podchaser podchaser.com/sassnsips Get in touch with us: (732) 595...

"I was pregnant." - Ana-Lucia Cortez Original episode air date 11/23/05 In this episode: race riots, hot uniforms, 40 year old babies, and Michael finally gets some respect. In other news, Agnes thinks her epiphany is validated and Lisa is triggered and goes on a rant. Become a Patreon patron for exclusive content and early access to new episodes. Please show our sponsors some love! http://arthemisclothing.ca - Use code SASSPOD for 15% off https://www.muzmm.com- Use code SASSPOD for 20% off...

"Can you hear me? Sawyer? Wayne? I'm probably crazy and this doesn't matter, but maybe you're in there somehow. But you asked me a question. You asked me why... why I did it. It wasn't because you drove my father away, or the way you looked at me, or because you beat her. It's because I hated that you were a part of me... that I would never be good. That I would never have anything good. And every time that I look at Sawyer... every time I feel something for him... I see you, Wayne. And it makes...

"Yemi, I understand that you live in a world where righteousness and evil seem very far apart, but that is not the real world." - Mr. Eko Original episode air date 1/11/06 The audio in this episode is spotty in some spots so we apologize in advance. Thanks for listening! In this episode: complicated brother relationships, drugs, and warlords of the Valley of the Shadow of Death. In other news, Agnes still hates Jack. Become a Patreon patron for exclusive content and early access to new epis...

"Ooh, fifty days? That's, what, almost two whole months. Tell me, you go over a man's house for the first time, do you take off your shoes, d'you put your feet up on his coffee table, d'you walk in the kitchen, eat food that doesn't belong to you, open the door to rooms you got no business opening? You know, somebody a whole lot smarter than anybody here once said, "Since the dawn of our species, man has been blessed with curiosity." You know the other one about curiosity, don't you Jack? This i...

"Kate sees a horse. Nothing. Pretty much everyone's seen Walt wandering around the jungle. But when its Charlie, it must be the bloody drugs, right?" - Charlie Pace Original episode air date 1/26/06 In this episode: baptism, babynapping, and grown men wearing diapers. In other news, Agnes and Lisa both agree that Charlie's episodes tend to fall kinda flat. Become a Patreon patron for exclusive content and early access to new episodes. Please show our sponsors some love! http://arthemiscloth...

"Ain't that just like a woman? She keeps the house, you get the cheap-ass apartment. Man, I thought these people hated me, but I gotta hand it to you... Stealing a baby, trying to drown it, now that's a new low. You even made Locke take a swing at you. Hell, that's like getting Ghandi to beat his kids." - James "Sawyer" Ford Original episode air date 2/8/06 In this episode: terrible decisions, wrong choices, and cons all around. In other news, Agnes & Lisa Agree that that this was a pretty go...

"My name is Sayid Jarrah and I am a torturer." - Sayid Jarrah Original episode air date 2/15/06 In this episode: doctors vs soldiers, the worst army ever, and the "wizard of Lost". In other news, Agnes wants to randomly watch an episode from season 6 and also gives baking tips. Become a Patreon patron for exclusive content and early access to new episodes. Please show our sponsors some love! http://arthemisclothing.ca - Use code SASSPOD for 15% off https://www.muzmm.com- Use code SASSPOD fo...

"My baby's sick and they did something to him." - Claire Littleton Original episode air date 3/1/06 In this episode: mommy shaming, vaccinations, and bat sh*t crazy 'others' In other news, Agnes mentions the dreaded "P" word and Lisa actually has nothing to say about Ana Lucia (for a change) Become a Patreon patron for exclusive content and early access to new episodes. Please show our sponsors some love! http://arthemisclothing.ca - Use code SASSPOD for 15% off https://www.muzmm.com- Use c...

"Of course, if I was one of them, these people that you just assume are your enemies, what would I do? There would be no balloon so I would draw them out to a really secluded place, like a cave or some underbrush, a good place for a trap... an ambush. And when your friends got there a bunch of my people would be waiting for them. Then they would use them to trade for me. I guess it's a good thing I'm not one of them, huh? You guys got any milk?" - Henry Gale Original episode air date 3/22/06 I...

"What'd you do, steal their livers?" - John Locke Original episode air date 3/29/06 In this episode: strange maps, mysterious food drops, and two Henrys In other news, Agnes is still excited about a tweet and Lisa has loud looks Become a Patreon patron for exclusive content and early access to new episodes. Please show our sponsors some love! http://arthemisclothing.ca - Use code SASSPOD for 15% off https://www.muzmm.com- Use code SASSPOD for 20% off Please don't forget to rate, review, an...

"Did either of you see a guy run through here... in a bathrobe... with a coconut?" - Hugo "Hurley" Reyes Original episode air date 4/5/06 In this episode: no fake president or is there?, sex sidebars, and logical hallucinations. In other news, Agnes still wants to watch a future episode out of order and Lisa has x-rated questions... Become a Patreon patron for exclusive content and early access to new episodes. Please show our sponsors some love! http://arthemisclothing.ca - Use code SASSPO...

"I think I liked you better when you just hit people with your stick." - Bernard Nadler Original episode air date 4/12/06 In this episode: comfortable relationships, missed island feels, & what D.O.C. stands for, In other news, Lisa might have to give Agnes a corrective action for missing parts of the episode Become a Patreon patron for exclusive content and early access to new episodes. Please show our sponsors some love! http://arthemisclothing.ca - Use code SASSPOD for 15% off https://ww...

"You tell anyone about this, and I'll kill you." - Ana Lucia Cortez Original episode air date 5/3/06 In this episode: weird in-law relationships, more purgatory talk, and wtf Michael?!? In other news, Agnes sings more and Lisa wants you to get in touch with us if you want to record a season 2 fan favorite! Become a Patreon patron for exclusive content and early access to new episodes. Please show our sponsors some love! http://arthemisclothing.ca - Use code SASSPOD for 15% off https://www.m...

"Take me to the question mark" - Mr. Eko Original episode air date 5/10/06 In this episode: ride or die questions, unexpected visitors, and another Dharma station. In other news, Lisa says hurry up and schedule your fan favorite episode for season 2 before it's too late. Become a Patreon patron for exclusive content and early access to new episodes. Please show our sponsors some love! http://arthemisclothing.ca - Use code SASSPOD for 15% off https://www.muzmm.com- Use code SASSPOD for 20% o...

"Guess you believe in hell then." - Michael Dawson Original episode air date 5/17/06 Disclaimer: We had a problem with our audio this week and unfortunately we had to choose between releasing with sh*tty audio or rerecording. We chose to release as is because we felt that recording again would not have been authentic. Hope you can understand :) In this episode: whiny bitch babies & no puberty for ghosts In other news, Agnes is still stuck on the purgatory theory and Lisa will see you at the ...

"I think I crashed your plane." - Desmond David Hume Original episode air date 5/24/06 In this episode: crazy statues, tough parental choices, and more crazy coincidences. In other news, Agnes has more questions than ever and Lisa has never watched the Godfather movies Become a Patreon patron for exclusive content and early access to new episodes. Please show our sponsors some love! http://arthemisclothing.ca - Use code SASSPOD for 15% off https://www.muzmm.com- Use code SASSPOD for 20% off...

In this episode: We talk about some of our favorite and not so favorite things about season 2 and talk about what kinds of crazy things will happen in season 3. In other news, Agnes gives us one hell of a clusterf*ck theory and Lisa is just baffled. Become a Patreon patron for exclusive content and early access to new episodes. Please show our sponsors some love! http://arthemisclothing.ca - Use code SASSPOD for 15% off https://www.muzmm.com- Use code SASSPOD for 20% off Please don't forget ...

In this special episode we have hilarious guest Germar Derron back on to chat about season 2 frenemies, unsatisfying episodes, subliminal marketing, & so much more! Check out more from Germar Twitter: @GermarDerron Insta: @GermarDerron https://looktocookies.tumblr.com/ http://www.looktothecookie.org Become a Patreon patron for exclusive content and early access to new episodes. Don’t forget to rate, review, & subscribe to our show. Please show our sponsors some love! http://arthemisclothing....