April 6, 2026

GOOD GIRLS One Night in Bangkok

GOOD GIRLS One Night in Bangkok

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Hi, and welcome to season four, Sassin Sips.

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Season four of Good Girls Episode One Night in Bangkok.

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I'm Lisa, and I not only am I sipping on like some of the last little bit of my sangria, but my daughter made this cup.

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Oh, that's so pretty.

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Yeah, and she said they're dragon, they're gay dragonflies, and she did it for the culture.

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And I'm like, okay, can I use it?

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But I was like, okay, cool, can I use it?

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And she's like, yeah, so your sangria could be more fruity.

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Did she realize how funny that joke was for to us adults?

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I don't think she realized how funny that really was.

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It's a Maris.

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She definitely realizes.

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Oh, a mare.

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Oh, Amaris did it.

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Yes.

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Okay, yes.

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Yeah, but I thought of Amaya.

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If no, if it was a Maya, I'd be like, no, she definitely didn't.

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Okay, a Maris, yeah.

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It's a Maris.

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Oh, I love those kids.

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Yeah.

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It's me who doesn't get her jokes more often than not.

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Are they too smart for you?

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Are they too high brown for you?

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She's way too smart.

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My kids are too damn fucking smart sometimes.

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I am your co-host, Agnes.

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And I'm drinking a shaken, a brown sugar shaken espresso with cold foam and white chocolate mocha.

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An extra shot.

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Have you had the lavender cold foam yet?

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I had it.

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It's good.

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It's fine.

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I'm okay with it.

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It's no I I'm okay with trying different drinks.

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I stuck my finger in it.

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I didn't like it.

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Okay.

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Maybe that's why you didn't like it.

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It was your finger you were tasting and not the I'm okay with the way my fingers taste.

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And I don't have a problem with the taste of my fingers.

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It was the lavender cold foam stuck to my finger that was the problem.

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So she says, Oh, my co-workers put up with me.

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They're like, Yeah, you want to taste it?

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I'm like, Yeah, okay.

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Stick my finger right in it.

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Like dead.

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Like, who the fuck are you?

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I I have no words for you, Lisa.

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Neither does anyone else.

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It's fine.

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No.

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So, but I work hard, so it makes it worth it.

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Yes, and they just ignore the rest.

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That sounds about good for laugh, at least.

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I am that person in yours and I relationship.

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She's like thinking about she's like, Yes, yes, you are.

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No, but there's listen, most of the people that I work with are are really, really good to me.

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And because I have um allergies, so they'll they'll make sure that they'll get like a freshly washed like equipment so that they can make me a drink and stuff, and they look out for me.

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They're good people, yeah.

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Oh my gosh, so loved and so cared for.

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Sometimes I'm kind of happy though when they don't, because then I'm like, oh sorry, I can't taste that.

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Because I actually don't like tasting new things.

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No, you don't.

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Lisa does not Lisa does not like change, Lisa does not like new things for her to be so open and open-minded about social items.

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There was a new pastry at work, and and um somebody was like, Oh my god, but it's so good.

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And I'm like, No, but I don't like such and such, and they're like, No, no, but it doesn't taste like such and such, and I'm like, Yeah, but that's what it's called.

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And she's like, just come here real quick, and she shoved it in my mouth.

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I love that person.

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I love that person.

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I'm like, what just open your fucking mouth?

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And I'm like, okay, I'm sorry.

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And then she's going like this to me.

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You gotta chew it.

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I was like, I don't I let you put it in my mouth, I don't have to chew it.

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And when she turned around, I spit it out, and she was like, I saw what you did, and I was like, but I but I still have the taste in my mouth, right?

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So doesn't that count?

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No, it doesn't even swallow.

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I was like, Well, something Alex never says.

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Wow, it took her a second.

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I was trying to not laugh, is actually I was just trying to keep my composure, but you failed.

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I failed.

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Oh so Lisa, yeah, I have a fun fact for you.

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Oh, I thought you were gonna ask me for hot takes.

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Go ahead.

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Well proceed.

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I will.

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Fun fact Abraham Leacen was trained as a bartender.

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How the fuck do you even know that?

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Were you there?

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Were you buddies?

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Were you hiding in his hat?

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Yeah, that's the only way a black woman can survive this long.

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Considering what was happening back then and my attitude, so I would have been dead.

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Yeah, well, uh, so yeah.

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Okay, okay, now.

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Hot takes one night in Bangkok is not a children's theme.

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No, but it's not a children's show either.

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They were putting on a thing for children.

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Oh, I mean with the title for the show.

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Yeah, yes, One Night at Bangkok is banging the cock.

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Uh but did you see Best's face where they told her that though?

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She's like, Okay.

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Oh, but their their pronunciations seem to be on point.

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Absolutely.

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I was like, okay, all right, I see you.

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Um, that's your only hot take.

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I don't know.

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I might have more later.

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Okay.

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I don't really know a lot right now.

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So, yeah, everybody listening to us, welcome back to season four.

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Yay! Season four.

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Oh my god, it's the last season.

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It's the last season because I don't pick seasons that last to you know first of all.

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First of all, first of all, okay, we're gonna start with first of all.

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Six, it's not like I I said, oh my god, let's do Great Days Anatomy, where there's 7,700 seasons.

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I said lost.

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There were six seasons, however, not cut me off.

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Okay, it happened to be back old school when seasons actually had 20 friggin' episodes.

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Yeah, you're right.

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Okay, it's not my fault that now after the writer strike and streaming, that people are like, oh, wait, we only have to do eight episodes in a season instead of three times that amount and get paid.

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Bet.

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So you know what?

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I don't care.

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And and after the writer strike, the seasons went down to like 13 episodes, so whatever.

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Whatever.

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That's okay.

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That's okay.

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The next the next show I got planned for you has like 62 episodes.

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Nice.

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This one has 60, so that's about on par when we should keep it.

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Okay, we're good.

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I I think, yeah, I think it might be more seasons, but I think there's like 62 episodes.

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Okay.

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I really want to do the other one, even though it has more episodes.

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I want to do the other one.

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Maybe, maybe, maybe after, after.

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Come on, because you already know what I'm gonna pick, and then you already know what comes next.

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Okay, do we have to do both of them?

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Such a fucking phenomenal show.

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Fine.

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I wonder the other one you picked.

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I wanna do the other one.

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I want to see hot guys.

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Then you can go see that.

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I'll show you pictures every episode.

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I'm accepting guesses.

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You are not number one, Lisa.

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Fine.

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SpongeBob is gonna be very disappointed.

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Casey was wondering what's happening behind closed behind the finger.

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But that's cool because I got my dra my gay dragonflies, and she really did like a phenomenal job on this mug, on this little cup.

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It's really wine glass.

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Yeah, I love that.

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It's a seamless, it looks seamless wine glass.

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She painted them.

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She painted the whole thing.

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That's very pretty.

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Yeah, she's a really good artist.

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My kids are very, very uh artistic.

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Did you see you can't tell?

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Like there it's the glass technique.

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It's green.

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It's the glass technique.

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It's like marble.

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It's well, it it's the cat eye, but then I put the gel pot, I put like a jelly polish over it.

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So it looks like it's a it's like it looks like when you when you do like a marble, you know, like when you hold a marble that it looks like and it's kind of sucks.

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You can't see that it shimmers, that it moves, like the cut eye moves.

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I know I can see.

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Oh, you can't see.

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It reminds me of a marble.

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You're a marble.

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Okay.

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Oh, you're a marble, Lisa.

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Marble loaf is really good.

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Oh god, yes.

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Let's go eat.

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That's the end of the show, guys.

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We're gonna get I got dinner cooking.

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I got a pork oil in the oven, and I got some white rice and black beans going.

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I had pizza because I didn't feel like cooking.

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I need and I haven't had rice and beans.

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Like, they're about to take my Puerto Rican card away.

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I haven't got rice and beans in like over a week.

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I think I have rice and beans more often than you might.

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Well, but working at night, I haven't you know, I just haven't been home to cook as much.

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So and then you can't eat rice, you can't eat that heavy stuff when you get home like 9 30, 10 o'clock at night.

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No, no, last night I shoved a pork chop and a shit ton of tater tots in my face at like 10 o'clock at night.

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Okay, well, Lisa can do that.

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Because he cooked, he he cooked.

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Um I sat on the tea on the couch, I watched two episodes of Animal Control and shoved all that food in my face.

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And it was great.

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Uh, no regrets.

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No regrets?

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No regrets.

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Except that I wish that there were rice and beans with it.

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That's the only regret you have.

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Oh my god, I could live on rice and beans.

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I don't need anything else in my life.

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Oh, I know.

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I took a video.

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Oh god, of what?

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Of my nails.

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Oh.

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Okay.

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All right.

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I sent it to so-and-so.

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Let's get this party started.

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I'm gonna run out of sangria before we finish.

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That's gonna be a problem.

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That's my that's the plan, because I'm jealous.

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No, I'm not okay.

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I thought I'd turn this off.

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Oh, I turned off the I want to go turn the volume off, but I hit the Bluetooth by mistake.

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I'm like, oops.

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Okay, hold on, turn my notification things down, off, whatever.

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Okay, this episode starts with the roaming pup out for a little stroll and they're digging and delving and all that other fun puppy stuff.

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Haven't they ever heard of leash laws?

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Well, this is why are people so fucking stupid?

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What happens if your dog gets hit by a car?

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Suburbia.

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I don't care.

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Yeah.

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Um no, but it but they don't have a lock on it.

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And that's true.

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Dumb comes in all cultures.

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That's true.

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Um, this um but that isn't such a pet peeve of mine.

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I hate when people walk their animals off leash.

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Not because it's against the law, but because my god, what if something happens to your animal because you think that you're just being so fucking cool?

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But like anything can happen.

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Anything can happen to your animal.

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Okay, sorry.

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Don't be sorry.

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Lisa getting on her soap.

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Also, retractable leashes are stupid.

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Next.

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I'm afraid to open my mouth.

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Um, so in typical good girls fashion, we kind of knew what was gonna happen.

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As you see a dog, you knew what was gonna happen.

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Rover, especially when they're allowed to just roam freely across the neighborhood and cemeteries.

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Rover catch he fetches a dead foot.

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Is that what it was?

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I couldn't tell what it was.

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It was a foot, and we could probably guess whose foot it is.

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Well, yeah, before you get to that part of the show, you know what's whose foot it is.

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And the woman, the owner, because she's surprised that her dog brings back some.

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First of all, even if it wasn't a foot, I have a feeling she would have been screaming anyway.

00:14:41.460 --> 00:14:43.700
Like, what do you expect your dog to bring you?

00:14:43.860 --> 00:14:46.419
Like, you let them out all willy-nilly.

00:14:46.500 --> 00:14:48.019
They're gonna bring you back a present.

00:14:48.259 --> 00:14:53.779
I have to say, I let my dog out in the yard at night, like before we go up to bed.

00:14:54.100 --> 00:14:55.860
Lisa's fenced in yard, by the way.

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Right, fenced in yard, and I'm still worried about what the fuck she's gonna bring back.

00:15:00.820 --> 00:15:02.100
Because we've seen what she can do.

00:15:03.220 --> 00:15:07.139
I I stop her at the door and I check, make sure there's nothing in her mouth.

00:15:07.700 --> 00:15:09.779
I've seen the things that she brings back.

00:15:10.019 --> 00:15:11.779
I'm like, no, no, no, no.

00:15:12.019 --> 00:15:15.460
Unfortunately, she says also sent me pictures, so um yeah.

00:15:15.620 --> 00:15:17.220
Well, sharing is caring.

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I love you so much for that.

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Ditto.

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Lucky my cats are indoor cats.

00:15:24.419 --> 00:15:25.620
I've seen that movie.

00:15:26.580 --> 00:15:29.539
What all those which movie?

00:15:29.779 --> 00:15:30.259
That movie.

00:15:30.340 --> 00:15:31.539
I don't know which movie she's talking about.

00:15:31.700 --> 00:15:38.179
Okay, how many what what what is like the movie you think of if somebody says I love you and somebody says ditto?

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Oh, ghost.

00:15:39.860 --> 00:15:40.500
Uh duh.

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Oh, sorry, I wasn't paying attention to you the first part.

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Oh my god, ghost.

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I was like, and if you guys didn't get that, you're too young to listen to our podcast.

00:15:50.179 --> 00:15:53.299
You gotta stop telling people that we need all the listeners we can get.

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Stop alienating our young listeners.

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You're welcome here.

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You're welcome.

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Agnes was mistaken.

00:16:00.500 --> 00:16:03.379
She's really like she's crying right now, she takes it back.

00:16:03.620 --> 00:16:08.820
They don't understand half the shit that we say, but that's why they come here to learn.

00:16:09.379 --> 00:16:10.580
Okay, that's fine.

00:16:10.980 --> 00:16:13.460
Okay, if you want to generation how to be cool.

00:16:13.620 --> 00:16:14.740
Okay, let me rephrase that.

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If you listen to this podcast and you don't understand our references, you're too young to date me.

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Girl, you need all the help you can get.

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Stop alienating your potential dates.

00:16:28.419 --> 00:16:30.100
She gave me the finger again.

00:16:30.340 --> 00:16:32.659
Oh my god, I was so rude and truthful.

00:16:35.700 --> 00:16:39.620
It has been a long day, and I think I'm PMSing, so you better watch out.

00:16:40.179 --> 00:16:41.379
Everybody better watch out.

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Alex, Alex asked me what's for dinner tonight, and I told him, and then he said, With uh uh, what the fuck did he say?

00:16:49.940 --> 00:16:52.419
With something sexy, and I'm like, wait, what?

00:16:52.659 --> 00:16:58.340
And he's like, Yes, wear something sexy, and I was like, Oh, okay.

00:17:00.500 --> 00:17:08.980
First, she has PMS, then she's talking about getting laid, and then she says, She rudely reminded me about my lack of a love life.

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First of all, you're in a role today, Lisa.

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First of all, this is the most fun I've had in a long time.

00:17:16.099 --> 00:17:16.820
All right, cool.

00:17:17.220 --> 00:17:20.099
But if you want to talk about your love life, okay.

00:17:20.900 --> 00:17:25.860
My man is here, we see each other in the house, we watch TV together, we sleep in the same bed, okay?

00:17:26.019 --> 00:17:28.820
You want to talk about what your man where you see him?

00:17:29.220 --> 00:17:30.420
No, that's what I'm trying to say.

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All over the country and traveling and all right, so shut up.

00:17:35.779 --> 00:17:39.779
He okay, speaking of which, he goes, he bought me something, right?

00:17:41.539 --> 00:17:44.340
Okay, and I said, Don't tell me.

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I said, Matter of fact, give me a hint.

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I don't want to know, but give me a hint.

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So he he tells me, he goes, I got it from where he was.

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I said, That's not a fucking hint.

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I know where you were.

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Right.

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He said, Um, he goes, your hints were like so crazy and outlandish.

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I said, no, they were amazing hints.

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And I gave you like six of them.

00:18:06.019 --> 00:18:11.220
So then he said, Well, what about I just tell you one of them and the other one you see when I see you?

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I was like, okay, deal.

00:18:13.779 --> 00:18:14.660
So excited.

00:18:14.819 --> 00:18:16.420
So he told me the first one.

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Uh well, the one I knew already.

00:18:18.259 --> 00:18:22.500
The second one he told me, and the third one, I just need to wait until I see him.

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I'm excited.

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But your love life, you get to sleep with yours every night.

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I don't.

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That's because he's legally contracted to me for the rest of his natural life.

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He has to.

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I I keep telling him.

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But Lisa every day.

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You are a fucking unicorn, and he gets to ride you.

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It is true.

00:18:51.859 --> 00:18:53.940
That was the best line ever, Lisa.

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Thank you.

00:18:55.059 --> 00:18:56.900
Sometimes you know they're winners.

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Yeah.

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Rio visits Beth while she's working on a fresh batch of dough.

00:19:05.940 --> 00:19:06.819
Batch dough.

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Get it?

00:19:07.539 --> 00:19:07.779
Okay.

00:19:08.019 --> 00:19:09.059
I thought that was funny.

00:19:09.220 --> 00:19:09.940
That was funny.

00:19:10.500 --> 00:19:12.019
No, it wasn't, Lisa.

00:19:12.180 --> 00:19:13.059
Yes, it was.

00:19:13.299 --> 00:19:13.700
It was.

00:19:13.859 --> 00:19:14.339
Well, thank you.

00:19:14.420 --> 00:19:15.059
I didn't think it was.

00:19:15.140 --> 00:19:16.339
I just thought it was Agnes.

00:19:16.740 --> 00:19:18.900
And he's putting his fine, it wasn't funny.

00:19:18.980 --> 00:19:19.539
You suck.

00:19:19.859 --> 00:19:20.980
I don't know what you want from me.

00:19:21.220 --> 00:19:23.059
Quite well, by the way, honestly.

00:19:24.819 --> 00:19:26.339
Exceptionally well.

00:19:26.660 --> 00:19:29.859
But I'm gonna have to speak your word for that one.

00:19:30.740 --> 00:19:31.859
I have a you know what?

00:19:31.940 --> 00:19:42.579
I might have a good like track record with relationships, but my resume, if you asked anyone but my skills, I'm sorry.

00:19:43.299 --> 00:19:43.700
All right.

00:19:43.859 --> 00:19:46.660
So just uh actually, can I get his number?

00:19:46.740 --> 00:19:48.980
Because I'm gonna have to ask him about your skills now.

00:19:49.140 --> 00:20:00.259
Because I'm gonna be like, hi, this is Lisa, Agnes' co-host, and she asked me to ask you about her resume and her skills because uh I have to report back to our listeners.

00:20:00.500 --> 00:20:02.819
Do you want me to text him and tell him to touch your phone call?

00:20:03.299 --> 00:20:06.420
No, because they'll let me tell you.

00:20:07.059 --> 00:20:08.180
Oh my god, no.

00:20:08.420 --> 00:20:11.220
No, but then obviously I'm gonna need to check more references.

00:20:11.380 --> 00:20:12.980
So I have a whole list of them.

00:20:13.220 --> 00:20:13.859
Oh god.

00:20:16.420 --> 00:20:17.140
No, we're good.

00:20:17.220 --> 00:20:18.339
I'll take your word for it.

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Trust me, bro, has now become a source.

00:20:26.660 --> 00:20:29.059
I love that you're wearing our new shirt.

00:20:29.460 --> 00:20:32.420
I'm gonna have a moment with you regarding my shirt.

00:20:33.220 --> 00:20:34.819
So I would have gonna put the shirt on.

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And I'm like, what the fuck is wrong with me?

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Did I gain weight?

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I know I didn't gain so much fucking weight that doesn't fit anymore.

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And I'm like, oh, it was backwards.

00:20:46.579 --> 00:20:49.140
I gave Kasim their shirt.

00:20:49.460 --> 00:20:49.940
Cool.

00:20:50.099 --> 00:20:51.859
Yeah, we have turned out.

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Yeah, they love it.

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Amazing.

00:20:55.779 --> 00:20:56.339
Yeah.

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Kasim is such a sweetheart.

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He is okay.

00:21:01.380 --> 00:21:02.660
Back to the episode.

00:21:02.980 --> 00:21:03.299
Okay.

00:21:03.539 --> 00:21:03.779
Okay.

00:21:04.019 --> 00:21:05.619
Because we're getting off track a lot.

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Did you like my fun fact of the day?

00:21:08.500 --> 00:21:09.859
Uh yeah.

00:21:12.339 --> 00:21:18.900
I mean, never really thought about Abraham Lincoln much, but okay.

00:21:19.539 --> 00:21:20.660
You will now.

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Every time I have a drink.

00:21:22.900 --> 00:21:23.460
Exactly.

00:21:23.700 --> 00:21:24.819
Assassin's sips.

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That's why I kind of fit.

00:21:27.299 --> 00:21:27.539
Okay.

00:21:28.019 --> 00:21:28.180
Okay.

00:21:28.660 --> 00:21:29.859
But did he make sangria?

00:21:32.180 --> 00:21:34.660
Even if he did, it wasn't as good as yours.

00:21:35.059 --> 00:21:36.259
Ah, I like that answer.

00:21:36.500 --> 00:21:37.460
You like that one, right?

00:21:37.539 --> 00:21:37.940
It's the truth.

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I I I can't pay someone to be this nice to me.

00:21:43.220 --> 00:21:44.180
Seriously.

00:21:44.980 --> 00:21:53.299
And you the additional bonus of me being nice to you, you know, as much as I love you, I would never lie to you.

00:21:53.460 --> 00:21:53.619
Right.

00:21:53.940 --> 00:21:57.460
So I won't just, I'm not gonna just, you know, suck the front out your ass.

00:21:57.619 --> 00:22:00.099
Um so when I'm nice to you, it's genuine.

00:22:00.339 --> 00:22:01.859
It's genuine, yeah.

00:22:02.339 --> 00:22:04.259
Also, when I'm being a bitch, she's genuine.

00:22:04.740 --> 00:22:05.140
Yeah.

00:22:05.539 --> 00:22:05.700
Yeah.

00:22:05.940 --> 00:22:07.539
She's like, yes, yes, it is.

00:22:08.099 --> 00:22:12.019
Yeah, you've never seen her mean or or hot.

00:22:13.220 --> 00:22:15.220
I knew you were gonna go there.

00:22:18.019 --> 00:22:22.339
I might have dodged a bullet this year and pot and now go in a pod fest.

00:22:25.299 --> 00:22:26.660
That was brutal.

00:22:27.700 --> 00:22:28.740
End of this episode.

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You guys have a great day.

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Hashtag fuck this bitch now.

00:22:36.420 --> 00:22:36.900
Yep.

00:22:37.220 --> 00:22:37.940
That's it.

00:22:38.339 --> 00:22:40.900
And how did and how did the podcast end?

00:22:40.980 --> 00:22:43.539
I don't know, something about Agnes being a bitch and hot.

00:22:44.819 --> 00:22:45.539
And that was it.

00:22:45.619 --> 00:22:46.019
I don't know.

00:22:46.099 --> 00:22:48.259
There I I don't know what happened after that.

00:22:48.660 --> 00:22:52.900
Being hot and having a hot flash are two very fucking different things.

00:22:53.140 --> 00:22:54.500
Well, I wouldn't know.

00:22:56.660 --> 00:22:57.859
I only know about being hot.

00:22:57.940 --> 00:22:59.220
I don't know about hot flashes.

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I need you to go through I need you to I need you to go through is you think okay I'm sure eventually I will.

00:23:05.059 --> 00:23:06.339
But not yet.

00:23:06.660 --> 00:23:07.940
Sorry to disappoint you.

00:23:08.180 --> 00:23:09.220
I'm very disappointed.

00:23:09.299 --> 00:23:11.220
I can't be going through this shit by myself.

00:23:11.940 --> 00:23:17.859
Well, no one told you to go get a fucking hysterectomy and I was having jumpstart your your process.

00:23:18.099 --> 00:23:22.900
Well, one, I was having paramenopausal symptoms before the hysterectomy.

00:23:23.220 --> 00:23:26.099
Well, I think that definitely had that super smell.

00:23:26.740 --> 00:23:30.500
And two, oh yeah, and two, my I still have my ovaries.

00:23:31.059 --> 00:23:34.259
So I still have no uterus.

00:23:34.500 --> 00:23:39.619
But the ovaries is what put not taking the ovaries out is what kicks you into menopause.

00:23:42.099 --> 00:23:43.539
I don't know about that.

00:23:43.859 --> 00:23:45.460
Oh my god, Lisa.

00:23:45.700 --> 00:23:47.779
I know I'm not a doctor, but I don't know about that.

00:23:48.099 --> 00:23:52.180
The ovaries, taking the ovaries out would have kicked me into menopause.

00:23:52.259 --> 00:23:54.579
The uterus does not produce hormones.

00:23:56.579 --> 00:23:58.420
Okay, if you say so.

00:23:58.740 --> 00:24:00.980
All I know is that she doubting me?

00:24:01.059 --> 00:24:02.660
I believe she's doubting me.

00:24:02.980 --> 00:24:07.859
All I know is that that trip was rough for me.

00:24:09.460 --> 00:24:12.579
Because I'm always cold and you are like, it is hot.

00:24:12.660 --> 00:24:14.980
And I'm like, it is 10 degrees.

00:24:19.539 --> 00:24:21.059
She shut her computer.

00:24:22.980 --> 00:24:26.420
I like that little like camera thing.

00:24:26.740 --> 00:24:28.420
Oh no, I can't get it over now.

00:24:28.579 --> 00:24:31.140
Wait, I can't move it over.

00:24:31.299 --> 00:24:34.980
I can't you cannot see me.

00:24:35.299 --> 00:24:36.259
What the hell?

00:24:36.900 --> 00:24:37.460
I can't see.

00:24:37.859 --> 00:24:38.259
Oh fuck.

00:24:38.420 --> 00:24:38.819
Oh fuck.

00:24:38.900 --> 00:24:39.380
Wait, hold on.

00:24:39.460 --> 00:24:40.099
I can't get it over here.

00:24:40.259 --> 00:24:42.019
See, you're trying to be funny and now you broke it.

00:24:42.259 --> 00:24:43.140
It's not broken.

00:24:43.299 --> 00:24:45.700
I just had to there we go.

00:24:47.700 --> 00:24:50.099
All right, let's talk about good girls before my food burns.

00:24:50.339 --> 00:24:54.420
So Ryo is like a five-year-old touching shit.

00:24:55.539 --> 00:24:56.980
And she's like, don't touch that.

00:24:57.140 --> 00:24:58.660
It's not dry yet.

00:24:59.539 --> 00:25:02.339
And but he's there for his next cut.

00:25:02.980 --> 00:25:04.980
And she's like, Hello.

00:25:05.539 --> 00:25:07.460
Earth to like tune in Tokyo.

00:25:07.539 --> 00:25:09.940
It takes time to get a business up and going.

00:25:10.660 --> 00:25:14.900
And then he um mentions his um incentive program.

00:25:15.619 --> 00:25:23.299
In case you don't remember for those who don't know what he's talking about, her fingerprints on the gun that took Lucy out.

00:25:24.500 --> 00:25:29.059
So needless to say, there's some pressure going on here.

00:25:31.220 --> 00:25:43.460
Doing a brainstorming for a school fundraisers, uh fundraiser, one of the moms pulls up a news story on her phone, and it's Lucy's body has been found.

00:25:44.019 --> 00:25:50.259
Beth turns white at her and she hits the floor.

00:25:50.500 --> 00:25:51.539
She hits the floor.

00:25:51.700 --> 00:25:57.539
Okay, all act like they're like, oh my god, didn't isn't this the girl that you work with or whatever?

00:25:57.779 --> 00:26:06.339
And then when Beth gets all like kind of frozen, they all act like, oh my god, are you okay?

00:26:06.819 --> 00:26:08.980
But even under the best terms.

00:26:09.299 --> 00:26:14.660
Like, let's pretend she had zero knowledge or zero involvement.

00:26:15.059 --> 00:26:21.299
Isn't that a pretty normal reaction for somebody to just kind of be like someone I work with, her body was found.

00:26:21.380 --> 00:26:23.619
Uh like I I don't know how to react.

00:26:23.700 --> 00:26:25.140
Like, I'm kind of dumbfounded.

00:26:25.220 --> 00:26:27.380
I'm I'm like I'm processing.

00:26:28.180 --> 00:26:30.579
These fucking bitches, they're like, Are you okay?

00:26:30.819 --> 00:26:32.819
No, bitch, I'm not okay.

00:26:33.619 --> 00:26:34.740
She's dead.

00:26:36.660 --> 00:26:38.420
Molly, you in danger, girl.

00:26:41.859 --> 00:26:42.900
That's fair.

00:26:45.700 --> 00:26:54.099
The next scene you see, the they're all in the hospital, and the doctor is telling about that her body's telling her to slow down.

00:26:54.740 --> 00:26:57.460
Um yeah, because oh, because she says she can't see.

00:26:57.779 --> 00:26:58.420
Yes.

00:26:59.460 --> 00:27:00.500
Oh, excuse me.

00:27:00.660 --> 00:27:04.339
She says she should avoid whatever's causing her stress and anxiety.

00:27:04.819 --> 00:27:10.740
I I actually was drinking water when I when that scene was up, and I almost choked on it.

00:27:11.059 --> 00:27:16.500
Why I know doctors go to school for like a million years to be doctors.

00:27:17.460 --> 00:27:19.779
But why are they so dumb sometimes?

00:27:20.579 --> 00:27:23.940
Oh, oh, stay away from the thing that causes you stress.

00:27:24.259 --> 00:27:27.140
Gee, I never would have thought of that without your help.

00:27:27.460 --> 00:27:29.220
Never would have thought of that.

00:27:29.539 --> 00:27:34.180
The problem is that the things that are causing us stress are the things that we can't get away from.

00:27:35.539 --> 00:27:36.099
Oh yeah.

00:27:36.500 --> 00:27:39.940
Right, because it would have because if I could, it wouldn't be stressful.

00:27:40.900 --> 00:27:43.859
If a doctor tells me stay away from whatever gives you stress, great.

00:27:43.940 --> 00:27:45.460
Can I get a note for work?

00:27:46.660 --> 00:27:48.019
Can I get a note for life?

00:27:48.099 --> 00:27:48.420
Thanks.

00:27:48.660 --> 00:27:49.380
Yeah, yeah.

00:27:49.700 --> 00:27:51.940
Children and husband added.

00:27:52.019 --> 00:27:56.500
Uh you know, like as a PS, like, what the fuck?

00:27:56.900 --> 00:28:02.500
After the doctor leaves, Beth is obviously like, okay, we've got to get my hands.

00:28:02.579 --> 00:28:06.259
I gotta get my I gotta get I gotta get my hands in the gun.

00:28:06.339 --> 00:28:09.539
And Annie's like, isn't that what got you in this problem to begin with?

00:28:09.700 --> 00:28:11.140
Your hands on the gun.

00:28:11.299 --> 00:28:12.819
She's like, why are you touching guns?

00:28:12.980 --> 00:28:14.819
She goes, he just keeps handing me guns.

00:28:14.900 --> 00:28:16.420
I just got used to touching.

00:28:17.299 --> 00:28:18.420
And it's true though.

00:28:18.579 --> 00:28:19.700
It's true.

00:28:20.420 --> 00:28:27.140
I mean, even when I watched the scene, it wasn't like, why are you touching that?

00:28:27.220 --> 00:28:32.980
It was just such a because it's just novel within the religion, their dynamics.

00:28:33.299 --> 00:28:33.859
Mm-hmm.

00:28:36.660 --> 00:28:44.099
She knows she has to give Rio his money, but according to Dean, the store isn't ready yet.

00:28:44.579 --> 00:28:48.339
It becomes ready because you know what makes the store ready for opening?

00:28:48.579 --> 00:28:49.859
A montage.

00:28:54.420 --> 00:28:55.059
Boom.

00:28:55.619 --> 00:28:56.019
Uh-huh.

00:28:56.339 --> 00:29:01.299
It kind of reminds me of the whole, like, I don't know, the revenge of the nerds, the mantra, and they're getting ready.

00:29:01.460 --> 00:29:05.940
You got one foot in front of the other, and they're like getting never mind.

00:29:06.339 --> 00:29:06.660
Yeah.

00:29:06.819 --> 00:29:07.140
Okay.

00:29:07.700 --> 00:29:17.539
Anyway, the inspector comes through, and of course, the store isn't ready because they just kind of like half-assed it.

00:29:17.619 --> 00:29:20.900
You know, to be fair, Dean band-aids and chewing gummed it.

00:29:21.140 --> 00:29:21.539
Right.

00:29:21.779 --> 00:29:26.819
But to be fair, Dean had every intention of going about it the right way, you know.

00:29:27.059 --> 00:29:27.299
Right.

00:29:27.460 --> 00:29:29.619
It was just they on a time called.

00:29:29.779 --> 00:29:30.339
They had a rush.

00:29:30.420 --> 00:29:30.660
Yeah.

00:29:30.819 --> 00:29:31.940
They had a rush.

00:29:32.259 --> 00:29:33.779
Meanwhile, back at the farm.

00:29:33.940 --> 00:29:36.740
Meanwhile, it's it was one time in band camp.

00:29:37.460 --> 00:29:41.220
Meanwhile, Beth starts taking a robust class.

00:29:42.500 --> 00:29:45.140
And who's the instructor, Lisa?

00:29:45.940 --> 00:29:47.859
What in the like, no?

00:29:48.339 --> 00:29:48.660
Yes.

00:29:49.380 --> 00:29:49.700
Yes.

00:29:49.940 --> 00:29:54.900
I mean, just I know when I saw her, and I'm like, you you gotta be kidding me.

00:29:55.140 --> 00:29:55.940
Come on.

00:29:56.980 --> 00:29:59.220
How is that even possible?

00:29:59.779 --> 00:30:03.220
Even in TV world, how is that possible?

00:30:03.940 --> 00:30:08.019
Agent hot mess might be a hot mess, but she's a great, she's a good agent.

00:30:08.259 --> 00:30:17.380
So Beth is she's trying to sell hot tubs in class, and she's like, you know, like a any good entrepreneur, you know?

00:30:18.099 --> 00:30:18.740
Yep.

00:30:19.460 --> 00:30:23.700
And Phoebe's like, oh my god, she's like so into it.

00:30:25.700 --> 00:30:27.140
Later Benmo.

00:30:28.420 --> 00:30:30.339
She's like, I take everything.

00:30:30.980 --> 00:30:32.900
Wampom, turquoise, and silver.

00:30:32.980 --> 00:30:34.180
Like, I don't care.

00:30:35.299 --> 00:30:43.380
Beth and Dean get creative at one point, and they offer the instructor, the inspector, heaps of cash.

00:30:43.539 --> 00:30:46.819
And she's like, hey, we did the overhead.

00:30:46.900 --> 00:30:47.140
What?

00:30:47.299 --> 00:30:48.980
She's like, that pipe is still exposed.

00:30:49.140 --> 00:30:52.740
Like, no, I don't think you're looking at the right in the money hanging down.

00:30:53.059 --> 00:30:56.019
And when the inspector came and shut everything down, she stuck tags.

00:30:56.099 --> 00:30:58.099
It was like violation, slap.

00:30:58.819 --> 00:31:00.099
Violation, slap.

00:31:00.259 --> 00:31:07.859
And so what they did is they they put the they tied the money to the back of those tags and was like, no, no, no, but look at the look at the, you know.

00:31:08.420 --> 00:31:12.259
And it was just like my yeah, my favorite one was a toilet.

00:31:12.339 --> 00:31:15.380
Like, well, we have problems with the toilet, so we just got a whole new one.

00:31:15.460 --> 00:31:17.460
And they open up the lid and it's full of cash.

00:31:17.779 --> 00:31:19.299
It's full of cash.

00:31:20.980 --> 00:31:24.980
I need a toilet like that that just gets filled with cash instead of pool.

00:31:25.140 --> 00:31:26.099
That's a little shit.

00:31:26.259 --> 00:31:26.900
Yeah.

00:31:28.980 --> 00:31:30.420
Would be nice.

00:31:32.339 --> 00:31:36.500
Um, Beth hits the hits Rio's bar to tell him the good news.

00:31:36.819 --> 00:31:42.500
But when she asks him for the gun, he says, I'm not gonna hold it over you anymore.

00:31:42.819 --> 00:31:44.740
The cops might, though.

00:31:46.740 --> 00:31:47.700
The fuck.

00:31:48.099 --> 00:31:53.859
So Rio tells her that he's been called in on suspicion for having something to do with Lucy's death.

00:31:54.660 --> 00:31:58.019
And he's not quite ready to give up the leverage he holds over her.

00:31:59.059 --> 00:32:00.500
So Beth is shitting bricks.

00:32:00.980 --> 00:32:03.940
Right, but her asshole is probably closing right now.

00:32:04.339 --> 00:32:08.180
Now is a good time for you know for a dude to come through that they hired.

00:32:08.259 --> 00:32:11.460
But you know this dude.

00:32:11.619 --> 00:32:11.940
Okay.

00:32:12.180 --> 00:32:13.220
The dude, right?

00:32:13.380 --> 00:32:13.859
Mm-hmm.

00:32:14.420 --> 00:32:15.940
So ladies kick around.

00:32:16.980 --> 00:32:18.339
You have notes, Lisa.

00:32:18.420 --> 00:32:18.900
You have notes?

00:32:18.980 --> 00:32:20.259
I'm so surprised.

00:32:20.660 --> 00:32:23.220
I mean, I know you don't ever have an opinion.

00:32:23.539 --> 00:32:24.819
No, literally.

00:32:25.619 --> 00:32:30.500
Beth, Annie, and Ruby are kicking around some ideas um about what Beth should do.

00:32:31.859 --> 00:32:40.099
And she's sitting down and she's writing Dean a letter telling like how to hide the money, how to take care of the business without her.

00:32:41.940 --> 00:32:44.099
I thought that was so dangerous, though.

00:32:44.500 --> 00:32:45.700
It's very dangerous.

00:32:45.859 --> 00:32:47.619
The dumbest shit ever.

00:32:48.180 --> 00:32:54.019
And she hides it, and she writes it on the behind a picture of the family in a frame.

00:32:54.259 --> 00:32:57.460
I just oh my fucking god.

00:32:58.180 --> 00:32:59.539
Like, know what you do?

00:32:59.700 --> 00:33:00.019
No.

00:33:00.259 --> 00:33:01.140
This is what you do.

00:33:01.299 --> 00:33:09.619
While you guys are in bed together, you know, in bed, you whisper it in his motherfucking ear between moans.

00:33:09.859 --> 00:33:10.500
Yeah.

00:33:10.980 --> 00:33:12.339
But you know, what do I know?

00:33:12.579 --> 00:33:14.660
I am I I don't do those kind of things.

00:33:15.299 --> 00:33:21.619
Yeah, but like you just you gotta do a something that's not just oh, you write it on paper and then you rip it up and flush it.

00:33:21.700 --> 00:33:29.859
Like literally written on a piece of paper that well, yeah, that anyone could find toilet paper with names on it, right?

00:33:30.740 --> 00:33:34.019
It needs to, but Lord have mercy.

00:33:34.500 --> 00:33:37.460
She can at least write it in like invisible ink to try no.

00:33:38.740 --> 00:33:40.099
Something, anything?

00:33:40.420 --> 00:33:41.299
Something.

00:33:42.180 --> 00:33:45.460
I kind of want her to get caught because she's she does the dumbest shit.

00:33:45.779 --> 00:33:52.180
Beth delivers Rio his cut, along with it, a wet copy of the cash printout.

00:33:54.099 --> 00:33:55.619
Yeah, yep.

00:33:56.339 --> 00:33:56.900
Uh-huh.

00:33:57.059 --> 00:33:57.700
Yep.

00:33:58.500 --> 00:34:06.019
Because when the inspector was putting her hands and like no slapping all these violations everywhere.

00:34:06.339 --> 00:34:06.579
Right.

00:34:06.660 --> 00:34:10.579
The ink that whatever she was working with was all over like the doors and stuff.

00:34:10.659 --> 00:34:13.539
So her little light bulb went off at that time.

00:34:14.260 --> 00:34:14.900
Mm-hmm.

00:34:15.460 --> 00:34:16.980
She's got the light bulbs.

00:34:17.140 --> 00:34:21.699
Yeah, she does, but if she didn't do stupid shit, she wouldn't have need so many light bulbs.

00:34:21.779 --> 00:34:22.180
She wouldn't.

00:34:22.659 --> 00:34:23.460
That is true.

00:34:25.779 --> 00:34:26.420
That is true.

00:34:26.659 --> 00:34:41.940
So giving him the wet copy of the cash printout, she starts rambling on about how interesting that is that snowflakes, fingerprints, tiger strike adding are all unique in their own ways, and she just walks away.

00:34:42.099 --> 00:34:46.900
Uh Rio touches the sheet, leaving his smudgy pants all over it.

00:34:48.260 --> 00:34:51.940
I can't believe that he was that dumb.

00:34:52.340 --> 00:34:54.019
I don't know if he really was, though.

00:34:54.099 --> 00:34:55.460
I have a I don't know.

00:34:55.539 --> 00:34:56.420
I feel like he I don't know.

00:34:56.980 --> 00:34:57.619
He touched it.

00:34:57.699 --> 00:35:00.819
He definitely touched it because then she said, Don't touch it.

00:35:01.539 --> 00:35:04.260
But I wonder if his prints are really on file though.

00:35:04.340 --> 00:35:07.380
Like what if it's not really like what if he has like fake prints?

00:35:08.099 --> 00:35:11.300
Yeah, but it but his print on that paper is still real.

00:35:11.460 --> 00:35:15.380
So if I mean not it might not be his print on the gun, though, like who knows?

00:35:15.460 --> 00:35:15.860
Like, I don't know.

00:35:16.340 --> 00:35:17.300
No, no, no, no, no.

00:35:17.539 --> 00:35:28.900
But but but I took it as just so simple as his fingerprint is on counterfeit money.

00:35:29.380 --> 00:35:30.260
Oh, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:35:31.619 --> 00:35:31.699
Okay.

00:35:32.019 --> 00:35:33.380
So, like, aside from the gun, yeah.

00:35:33.460 --> 00:35:38.260
So it's like, okay, fine, turn me in for the gun, I'll turn you in for the counterfeiting.

00:35:39.219 --> 00:35:40.420
It's still bad.

00:35:42.179 --> 00:35:47.780
Not as bad, maybe, as murder, but but it's something.

00:35:48.500 --> 00:36:00.500
Speaking of our friendly neighborhood assassin, um, hired hitman rather, Fitzpatrick finally shows up at Beth's and she's like, What's the holdup?

00:36:02.260 --> 00:36:07.219
He's like, I've been busy with other clients, and he gives her a pair of earrings.

00:36:08.980 --> 00:36:12.900
He's honest with her, and he tells him how you should like what's really going on.

00:36:13.300 --> 00:36:20.099
And he missed the reason he's been dragging his feet, it's because she's distracting, and he can't stop thinking about her.

00:36:20.500 --> 00:36:21.699
And she goes, Have dinner.

00:36:21.940 --> 00:36:23.860
He asks her, have dinner with me.

00:36:24.260 --> 00:36:30.739
Like, she goes from gang friend to sexy hitman.

00:36:30.900 --> 00:36:34.980
I don't want to say he's not like sexy, but yeah, but what the fuck, Beth?

00:36:35.139 --> 00:36:40.179
Meanwhile, back at the farm, I can hang with these people and no one's coming my way.

00:36:40.500 --> 00:36:41.219
Anyway.

00:36:43.940 --> 00:36:46.019
Andrew McCarthy can still get it.

00:36:46.099 --> 00:36:46.980
He still looks like it.

00:36:47.139 --> 00:36:47.699
He can.

00:36:48.739 --> 00:37:01.699
Uh, aside from his looks, he was hired to do a job, and the fact that he's all like, oh, I got you these earrings, and um, I can't stop thinking about you and have dinner with me.

00:37:01.780 --> 00:37:06.420
I'm like, uh if you really like me, kill this dude because I'm not gonna live by more minutes.

00:37:06.659 --> 00:37:17.219
It was just so suspicious to me because you literally said you didn't kill him the first time because involvements get messy.

00:37:17.380 --> 00:37:20.739
But now you want to involve yourself with a client.

00:37:20.980 --> 00:37:24.579
Wouldn't that be even super duper messier?

00:37:24.820 --> 00:37:27.300
Right, like conflict of interest or whatever.

00:37:27.539 --> 00:37:32.260
And then you give her these earrings, and I'm like, do they have like a recording device, a tracker?

00:37:32.420 --> 00:37:33.940
What's going on with these earrings?

00:37:34.019 --> 00:37:35.860
Because I don't trust this gift.

00:37:37.860 --> 00:37:40.099
And I don't know.

00:37:40.179 --> 00:37:44.820
And then also, even if he was just actually really wanting me, I'd be like, cool.

00:37:45.380 --> 00:37:50.019
I'll go out to dinner, but these expenses need to go bye-bye.

00:37:50.340 --> 00:37:50.739
Right.

00:37:50.900 --> 00:37:55.380
I get a I get a friend to a family count, you get$30,000 called a day.

00:37:55.460 --> 00:37:57.619
The money that I gave you, it is what the fuck it is.

00:37:57.860 --> 00:37:58.500
But guess what?

00:37:58.659 --> 00:38:01.539
Yeah, if you don't get this done, I'm gonna be dead in five minutes.

00:38:01.699 --> 00:38:07.380
So you won't have to be hard to have dinner, right?

00:38:09.539 --> 00:38:16.340
So back to Agent Hot Mess and her partner, her bosses have gotten wind of her.

00:38:17.380 --> 00:38:18.420
Oh my god.

00:38:19.940 --> 00:38:21.780
They're like, that's it, it's over, it's done with.

00:38:21.860 --> 00:38:30.739
We're shutting this puppy down, and then she's like, You know, you you you bought a hot tub on government funds, yeah.

00:38:32.420 --> 00:38:33.300
That was funny.

00:38:33.539 --> 00:38:38.179
That was funny, and then the guy, her buddy is like, okay, but they're calling you when don't cry.

00:38:38.260 --> 00:38:39.139
She's like, I'm not gonna cry.

00:38:39.380 --> 00:38:41.219
He's like, You haven't cried, you're gonna cry.

00:38:41.860 --> 00:38:43.940
He haven't cried, Jay, it's time to cry.

00:38:44.179 --> 00:38:46.179
Um, they're like, you know what?

00:38:47.619 --> 00:38:51.059
The case is good, we're gonna continue without you.

00:38:51.300 --> 00:38:55.699
All right, guys, I want to know everything you have on Dean Bolin.

00:38:56.579 --> 00:39:12.579
I feel bad for him because she's like he didn't do anything this time, and I think on one hand, I can understand how it gets to Dean.

00:39:12.900 --> 00:39:17.219
And and in fairness, like right, there was a previous FBI operation.

00:39:20.099 --> 00:39:33.619
And not that I'm rooting for these ladies to get caught, but it's just one more instance about people just don't um acknowledge like what women are capable of.

00:39:33.940 --> 00:39:43.059
On one hand, with them counterfeiting, but on the other hand, the agent putting all the clues together, connecting the dots.

00:39:43.539 --> 00:39:43.860
Shh.

00:39:45.619 --> 00:39:50.340
I don't say words.

00:39:50.739 --> 00:39:53.139
Um, where is it so hard?

00:39:53.460 --> 00:39:55.619
Um, yeah, that's it.

00:39:55.699 --> 00:39:56.980
That was the end episode.

00:39:57.139 --> 00:39:58.019
End of story.

00:39:58.179 --> 00:39:59.380
Lisa has Sagria.

00:39:59.860 --> 00:40:02.179
Lisa's doubting my medical knowledge.

00:40:02.500 --> 00:40:05.300
Lisa gets to sleep with her husband.

00:40:05.619 --> 00:40:11.059
I am you a hater.

00:40:11.619 --> 00:40:12.179
What?

00:40:12.579 --> 00:40:13.780
I say you're a hater.

00:40:13.940 --> 00:40:16.099
I mean, you've just been mean to me all day long.

00:40:16.179 --> 00:40:18.179
Like you see with your husband at night.

00:40:18.260 --> 00:40:26.179
You don't believe in my medical knowledge, you have sangria, you've got how is me having sangria mean?

00:40:26.340 --> 00:40:26.900
I'm jealous.

00:40:27.139 --> 00:40:30.500
You're the one who fucking up and left, first of all.

00:40:30.820 --> 00:40:36.260
How is me getting married almost 20 years ago mean to you?

00:40:36.500 --> 00:40:37.460
If anybody is suffering.

00:40:37.699 --> 00:40:38.659
You're rubbing it in.

00:40:38.739 --> 00:40:39.460
It's mean to you.

00:40:40.099 --> 00:40:41.699
Anybody is suffering.

00:40:42.019 --> 00:40:43.059
It's you him.

00:40:44.420 --> 00:40:48.579
Well, maybe me, but it's him because he's the one stuck married to me.

00:40:48.739 --> 00:40:52.500
But you're rubbing it in that I'm not sleeping with anybody in my bed but my cat.

00:40:52.980 --> 00:40:55.059
Yeah, but is that really a problem?

00:40:55.219 --> 00:41:01.940
Because I have to tell you, there's some nights where he goes out and then he comes home and he falls asleep on the couch, and I'm like, Oh, come on, Stella, me and you.

00:41:02.179 --> 00:41:03.059
Actually, you know what?

00:41:03.139 --> 00:41:04.019
You have a point there.

00:41:04.099 --> 00:41:12.659
Like, I love sleeping with my cat, like it's yeah, it's a just right amount of cuddling, and it's not too much cuddling, it's just perfect amount of cuddling.

00:41:12.820 --> 00:41:13.219
Yeah, yeah.

00:41:13.619 --> 00:41:14.900
I don't mind sleeping alone.

00:41:15.139 --> 00:41:15.460
Okay.

00:41:15.860 --> 00:41:17.059
And you want to download it.

00:41:17.219 --> 00:41:19.139
You said you want to switch, but it come out right.

00:41:19.539 --> 00:41:22.340
I said you want to switch, but then it come out right at all.

00:41:22.900 --> 00:41:25.139
First of all, I just didn't know.

00:41:26.820 --> 00:41:34.179
And if you're telling the truth, you shouldn't be offended because then if and when I go look it up, you can be like, see, I told you.

00:41:34.579 --> 00:41:36.659
And I love telling people I told you so.

00:41:36.820 --> 00:41:40.900
Yeah, so I don't get offended if somebody's like, I don't know about that.

00:41:40.980 --> 00:41:44.179
I'd be like, okay, don't take my word for it, go fucking look it up.

00:41:44.500 --> 00:41:46.179
You don't take my word for it.

00:41:46.420 --> 00:41:47.539
Reading rainbow.

00:41:47.940 --> 00:41:50.179
No, the but don't take my word for it.

00:41:54.179 --> 00:41:54.820
Ditto.

00:41:55.219 --> 00:41:57.219
But I was super duper nice to you today.

00:41:57.300 --> 00:41:58.340
Aren't you happy?

00:41:58.739 --> 00:42:01.780
Mini pausal act just didn't come into effect yet.

00:42:02.579 --> 00:42:08.260
No, we better end this recording before I regret two middle fingers I got.

00:42:10.179 --> 00:42:13.460
We're gonna have to we're gonna have to do like middle finger counts.

00:42:14.019 --> 00:42:16.739
Oh, wow, that's gonna be a lot.

00:42:17.699 --> 00:42:21.300
How many times does Lisa get the finger per recording?

00:42:24.179 --> 00:42:28.579
Oh I have fun today.

00:42:29.380 --> 00:42:30.659
Actually, this was fun.

00:42:30.820 --> 00:42:32.260
It was like you sound surprised.

00:42:32.900 --> 00:42:35.539
No, no, no, no, no, because we usually don't record during stop.

00:42:36.019 --> 00:42:46.500
We usually don't record during the week, and especially that it's like after work during the week, it's after work, it's in the middle of like cooking and you know, weekly stuff.

00:42:46.820 --> 00:42:47.300
Stuff, yeah.

00:42:47.619 --> 00:42:50.980
Usually we're here and we're like exhausted.

00:42:51.300 --> 00:42:53.300
You just want to get through it, you're right.

00:42:53.539 --> 00:42:58.579
Now you stuck with me because you love me, like you like me.

00:42:58.820 --> 00:42:59.860
You like it.

00:43:01.780 --> 00:43:02.340
Fine.

00:43:03.780 --> 00:43:05.699
I'm like five today.

00:43:07.139 --> 00:43:08.500
Shit, you and me both.

00:43:08.900 --> 00:43:09.539
Well, you know what?

00:43:09.619 --> 00:43:19.219
To be fair, I am in I'm in an exceptionally good mood because I get we had an unexpected, got to speak with them today, this morning, while I was at work.

00:43:20.179 --> 00:43:22.659
So yeah, it was it was an unplanned phone call.

00:43:22.820 --> 00:43:29.780
I'm like, oh unplanned phone calls greater than unplanned pregnancies.

00:43:30.500 --> 00:43:38.420
Actually, if I okay, if I was if I got pregnant, I am suing somebody and or oh yeah, yeah.

00:43:38.500 --> 00:43:43.539
So I I might not be mad actually too much because I'm like, oh wait, what?

00:43:43.940 --> 00:43:46.260
Pay out pay out right.

00:43:47.940 --> 00:43:50.500
I mean, I get stuck with a baby afterwards.

00:43:51.139 --> 00:43:53.539
Yeah, Lisa Kid.

00:43:53.780 --> 00:43:53.940
No.

00:43:55.860 --> 00:43:58.260
I'm I'm at capacity, thanks.

00:43:58.500 --> 00:44:02.420
Could you imagine my grandmother ass, old ass having another kid?

00:44:02.659 --> 00:44:07.059
Well, you you were used to being around the little ones now, so you're better equipped.

00:44:07.380 --> 00:44:09.699
No, because if you're daughter, she won't notice.

00:44:10.260 --> 00:44:12.019
She probably wouldn't.

00:44:13.059 --> 00:44:15.139
Where did this other ass come from?

00:44:15.860 --> 00:44:18.500
She's like, I just changed.

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That's funny because she probably wouldn't.

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Yeah.

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Mm-hmm.

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Okay.

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Alright.

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This was fun.

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And the next episode.

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Well, yeah, I gotta go.

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I gotta finish cooking before it burns.

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I'll be right over.

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And I don't know what the next episode is.

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I don't know either.

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Okay, good.

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It's episode two, season four.

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That's all we know.

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You know what?

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I knew that.

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Oh we thought so text us if you have guesses on what show we're going to do next because next show is my pick.

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And please go check out our Patreon, and I'll give you guys a hint.

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Next uh after we finish this maps series, we're gonna be doing our bonuses a little bit different.

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So you might wanna I don't know, you might wanna look into that.

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Have a suggestion for us because we still haven't figured out.

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I know, I know.

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I I know what that's my pick too, and I got it.

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But remember, we're gonna do the the release format different.

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Oh, right, right, right, right, right.

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Right.

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Assassinsips.com for all the ways.

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Don't you think drive through responsibly.

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And until next time, I'm Lisa.

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And I'm Magnus.

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And we are out of here.

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See you later.

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Bye.