Episodes

text us if... "Everybody's got problems they've got to live with. Not just me." - Ruby Hill In this episode: tattoos, shoveling, & advice from strippers In other news, why are animals named after food the cutest? Original episode air date 02/16/2020 please visit https://www.patreon.com/Sasspod/redeem/1785B to get a free 3 month membership! publishing regular weekly episodes every other week through the holidays until end of January Support the show The views expressed by our guests may ...

text us if... "...Beef stroganoff. Get it?" - Kenny Boland In this episode: actors on the wrong set, bill roulette, & not so dead gang friend In other news, that complicated in-law relationship Original episode air date 02/23/2020 please visit https://www.patreon.com/Sasspod/redeem/1785B to get a free 3 month membership! publishing regular weekly episodes every other week through the holidays until end of January Support the show The views expressed by our guests may not reflect the vie...

text us if... "No, baby, we're good people... Who do bad tings." - Stan Hill In this episode: egg roll, egg roll, & egg ROLL In other news, Lisa is let down... Original episode air date 03/01/2020 please visit https://www.patreon.com/Sasspod/redeem/1785B to get a free 3 month membership! publishing regular weekly episodes every other week through the holidays until end of January Support the show Take our listener survey The views expressed by our guests may not reflect the views of Sa...

text us if... "snacks on snacks" - Annie In this episode: fake money, fake cancer, & a fake baby In other news, pan-tree! Original episode air date 03/08/2020 please visit https://www.patreon.com/Sasspod/redeem/1785B to get a free 3 month membership! publishing regular weekly episodes every other week through the holidays until end of January Support the show Take our listener survey publishing regular weekly episodes every other week through the holidays until end of January Support the...

text us if... text us if... "I want to make it very clear that we have hit a new low, even for us." - Beth Boland In this episode: sandwich cutting, hippy kitty, & future trauma bonding In other news, artistically taken ransom pics Original episode air date 03/15/2020 please visit https://www.patreon.com/Sasspod/redeem/1785B to get a free 3 month membership! publishing regular weekly episodes every other week through the holidays until end of January Support the show Take our listener s...

text us if... "Come here, lick it. Lick it for dada." - Dean Boland In this episode: face palm times Infinity, herpes alternatives, & a "freudian" slip In other news, are we overthinking the cell phone thing? Original episode air date 03/22/2020 please visit https://www.patreon.com/Sasspod/redeem/1785B to get a free 3 month membership! publishing regular weekly episodes every other week through the holidays until end of January Support the show Take our listener survey The views expre...

text us if... "I used to be a cop" - Stan Hill In this episode: red stringing, internet comment sections, & gun training montage magic. In other news, coming soon... Gang Friend Moving & Storage Original episode air date 03/29/2020 please visit https://www.patreon.com/Sasspod/redeem/1785B to get a free 3 month membership! publishing regular weekly episodes every other week through the holidays until end of January Support the show Take our listener survey The views expressed by ...

text us if... "We're not going to Canada, are we?" - Boomer In this episode: package delivery, duffel bag potty, & Manolo? In other news, now accepting adulting intern applications Original episode air date 04/05/2020 please visit https://www.patreon.com/Sasspod/redeem/1785B to get a free 3 month membership! publishing regular weekly episodes every other week through the holidays until end of January Support the show Take our listener survey The views expressed by our guests may not r...

text us if... "You must be a beaver, because... damn." - Eric In this episode: Rain (wo)man Ruby, Brain Holes & Can't Breathe, & 3 times a _____? In other news, who's the night watch and who's the Titanic? Original episode air date 04/19/2020 please visit https://www.patreon.com/Sasspod/redeem/1785B to get a free 3 month membership! publishing regular weekly episodes every other week through the holidays until end of January Support the show Take our listener survey The views ex...

text us if... "When life gives you lemons, you can't rob a bank." - Carl In this episode: the privileged life, Rio needs tp for his bunghole, and a fancy food freak-out In other news, believe women! Original episode air date 04/26/2020 please visit https://www.patreon.com/Sasspod/redeem/1785B to get a free 3 month membership! publishing regular weekly episodes every other week through the holidays until end of January Support the show Take our listener survey The views expressed by ou...

text us if... "I'm just so much hotter here. A D.C. six is like a Detroit nine." - Henry In this episode: a hot mess agent, an offer that can be refused, and redemption? In other news... omg season 3 finale! Original episode air date 05/03/2020 please visit https://www.patreon.com/Sasspod/redeem/1785B to get a free 3 month membership! publishing regular weekly episodes every other week through the holidays until end of January Support the show Take our listener survey The views express...