Episodes

text us if... "No gummy bears before night‐night, little fella." - Agent Hot Mess In this episode: Cobb salads to-go, Detention Dave, & a surprise call to duty. In other news... maybe Rio is Santa Claus Original episode air date 05/02/2021 please visit https://www.patreon.com/Sasspod/redeem/178…

text us if... "Grandma loves Grisham" - Rio In this episode: Bad puns, proper way to sex hotline, & no new friends; only new words. In other news... Lisa can't count, this is episode 6 Original episode air date 04/18/2021 please visit https://www.patreon.com/Sasspod/redeem/1785B to get a free 3…

text us if... "Y'all realize we're using a baby as a human shield?" - Ruby Hill In this episode: Space Balls, lie catchers, & Special Agents Harry & Lloyd In other news... Shenanigans! Original episode air date 04/11/2021 please visit https://www.patreon.com/Sasspod/redeem/1785B to get a fr…

text us if... "What the hell is happening in the champagne room?" - Ruby Hill In this episode: secrets, lies, & a frittata In other news... doppelgänger or no doppelgänger? Original episode air date 03/28/2021 please visit https://www.patreon.com/Sasspod/redeem/1785B to get a free 3 month membe…

text us if... "Your wife has no idea who you've gotten into" - Agent Hot Mess In this episode: mistaken identity, husband shortage, and putting in the Fitz In other news... Spa convention with Santa Original episode air date 03/21/2021 please visit https://www.patreon.com/Sasspod/redeem/1785B to ge…

text us if... "...If they're serving vagina..." - Ruby In this episode: doubling down on crazy, hitman exams, & Larry the cleaning lad. In other news, watch for falling shoes! Original episode air date 03/14/2021 please visit https://www.patreon.com/Sasspod/redeem/1785B to get a free 3 month me…

text us if... "What? His whole new secret, fancy life?" - Annie In this episode: leash laws, less lightbulbs, & Agnes is a hater In other news, ditto! Original episode air date 04/26/2020 please visit https://www.patreon.com/Sasspod/redeem/1785B to get a free 3 month membership! publishing regu…