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Hi, and welcome to this episode of Sassin's Sips.
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Today we're talking about Good Girl Season 3, Episode 11, Synergy.
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I'm Lisa, and today I am sipping on Sangria.
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You're gonna turn into a jar of sangria, and I will show you that.
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I sure hope so.
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I turned from alcoholic to dirty in 1.2 seconds.
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I mean duh.
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Hello, it's us.
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If it's not inappropriate, then what are we doing?
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What are we doing?
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Right.
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The fuck?
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That's our live.
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Hi guys, I'm Agnes, and I am drinking.
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I made my own brown sugar shake and espresso.
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Because I had the stuff here.
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Because I had the stuff in the house, and I didn't want to.
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I went out for breakfast.
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Then I went to meet, then I went to go hang out with the kids, the grandkids, and then I came home.
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I'm like, shit, I didn't go to Starbucks.
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And the shake and espresso, when I get it, the brown sugar shaking espresso with all my customizations like almost ten dollars.
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I'm like, slow your row, Agnes.
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You spent like$50 this week.
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Um, so slow your row.
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So I just made my own.
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No Bailey's.
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Oh, I have to adult.
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I have to adult later on today.
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Yeah, sucks ass.
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Well, I'm having company later, and I'm I'm gonna be tipsy before we start.
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So in that case, chuck a little bit.
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Lucky them.
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As she's doing little chashay and shaking the boobies, shaking the boobies.
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Uh no bra right now.
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So you're gonna go.
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Well, let's see.
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Wait, let me get my little there you go.
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Angle.
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Oh you're gonna knock the computer across the room.
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They're not smaller.
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They got it's my chest are getting smaller.
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I mean, relatively to my size, I guess.
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I I guess I love my eyes.
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You know what's getting smaller?
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My ass.
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And it and this is because of stress and losing weight, but my my pants, I notice it in my pants, and I'm like, wait, they're they're like falling because I don't have enough ass to hold them up anymore.
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If we're gonna lose weight because of stress, which is yay stress, because you know, I I'm okay with that.
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Squats.
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I'm not doing squats, squats, yeah, I know.
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Give them a tone back.
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So I've heard, but like, who's gonna turn into that?
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You're listening busy trying to.
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I don't know which one, like I don't, I don't know which half of your genesse is gonna is it gonna come up until we get to the old age.
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You might be the Puerto Rican side, it might be the white side.
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You don't know.
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So it's always it's always tended to be my dad's side.
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Okay, so you have hope.
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I'm done.
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I'm not worried about it.
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I love that for us.
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I'm not worried about it.
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During COVID, I went a little bit to the mom's side, but I think that also might have been like the party-sized bags of potato chips and sour cream every night of the week because I was homeschooling three children.
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And the fact that when we recorded, we went through a bottle and a half each.
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Yeah, we were drinking a lot, a lot.
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And and not going anywhere, not doing anything.
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Going anywhere.
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I mean, that was my life anyway.
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You know, I didn't that well COVID didn't change much for me.
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I was just like, oh, okay.
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No, but COVID changed for me because I know it did.
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I was, I mean, I was working in a school, I was on my feet all day.
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I was uh in a school with four floors plus a basement, and my office was in the basement, so I was up and down stairs every day, you know, checking on the classes, checking on the kids and stuff, always on my feet.
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I I sat down only for about the first two or two and a half hours of my day, which was like the office stuff, and then the rest of my day was all like practical application.
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I was on my feet.
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I was checking on my staff, checking on the kids, in the gym playing with them.
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I was whatever.
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So it was very physical, and I don't want to be like, oh my god, I was in such good shape, but then to go from active, active, active to sit on S and stuff food in face was why I put on about 50 pounds that year, and I actually weighed more than during any of my pregnancies.
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I did not know that.
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I yes, in when I was pregnant, the most I weighed was like maybe 160.
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And during COVID, I hit the 170s.
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And your pregnancy looks like a victim.
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Remember?
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It did.
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Yeah, I so disclaimer.
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Remember earlier in the episode when I said if we're not inappropriate, then what are we doing?
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Just remember that.
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Okay.
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So doing COVID.
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Okay, so doing COVID, I want every listener to know every homebound disabled person, we felt we really everyone who was at home healthy.
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Let's start off with that.
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Those are at home healthy, and you know, us disabled people, we have no, we had no, we didn't care.
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We didn't have no mercy for the rest of you people.
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We're like, ha ha, how's the how you doing?
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Not good?
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Okay.
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So fucking what?
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Okay, I'm sorry.
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I just we did.
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We didn't care.
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We're like, oh, that must that that must suck for you.
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Well, I'm not gonna lie.
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Aside from the whole like disease outside that could kill you part of it, and having to homeschool, yeah, in a in a you know, we lived in New York City.
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You can guess my apartment was very big, so you know, we looked at the biggest.
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And it was bigger than most at that point, like it was, that's true, right?
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You know, it's it's five of us in a two-bedroom uh townhouse, which was not very big.
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That we didn't have like a yard or anything like that or a basement, but I don't mind being at home.
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I actually was okay with the being at home part, it was just the adjustment products of yeah, yeah.
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Well, some people lost their fucking minds because they couldn't get that fucking haircut.
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Oh no.
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Last time I saw uh a beauty salon or a nail salon, I don't even remember.
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So, like for me, I didn't need any of that.
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Now, mind you, it was once it was open, I was good.
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Now, mind you, I'm gonna put my little soapbox up.
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I'm gonna say this sentence and leave it alone.
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It was okay for those people to protest not getting a fucking haircut, but people protesting protesting civil rights is un-American.
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I am now walking away now.
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Obviously, obvious.
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Come on, haircuts and exposing yourself and others to a potentially deadly disease is nothing.
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Okay, obviously, they're gonna protest because people need their haircut and uh pretty for their house, right?
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Come on, what's wrong with you?
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But um civil rights, civil rights, come on, we don't need those.
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That's what's the process.
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Come on, Agnes, you need to get with it.
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I know, silly mean.
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People of color want civil rights, and people I know.
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I must have been out of my life.
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I'm so sick and tired of hearing about people who just want their civil rights.
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My god, so sick and sick.
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If you're just coming into listening, that was pure sarcasm on Lisa's part.
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Just in case you haven't heard us before.
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Punch a fucking wall.
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Um right.
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Oh, so we are talking about I was told today that when I get on my soap stage, that it's a three-hour ordeal, and I'm not allowed to do that.
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So I didn't say that.
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What I said was if the situation was different, you would have been on your soap stage.
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I didn't say you weren't.
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All I said was if things were differently, you would have been and then you said, and it would have taken three hours, and it would have been a three-hour request.
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It would have been was I lying, probably not.
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Okay then, but that's irrelevant.
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The fact that I was a haircut during COVID.
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Listen, I can't afford a haircut not during COVID.
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You don't want to fuck the ladies of London too, okay?
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While we're on the topic of fucking things, I don't know.
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I don't know.
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I don't know why, but I'm mad now.
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Can we talk about good girls?
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Okay, so good girls.
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And my hot take is my godstand.
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Why do you have to give me a fucking heart attack in every goddamn episode?
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I can't take this kind of stress.
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I know, I know.
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I was like so scared.
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I thought about you while as I was watching the episode.
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Now, I know you know I've seen it before, but it was like a hundred years ago, so it's like watching it new again for me.
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Okay.
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So I'm like, oh, Lisa's gonna, oh, I want to.
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I know, I was like, I'm more upset than if my own husband walked out on me.
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You are definitely more upset.
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I tell him every day, you choose me.
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You wake up and you choose me.
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You deserve what you get.
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You knew who I was when we first got together.
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I have not changed.
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Still the crazy worse and crazier.
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Oh, you don't deserve this because you choose me every day.
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You stay.
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This is your punishment to get rid of you.
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People to keep me.
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Okay, I really do love my husband, I swear.
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She really does.
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And everyone who knows, I think people who really love one another, couples who are listening, who like, yeah, that's my husband.
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I love him with all my heart.
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That's my wife, I love her with all my heart.
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But they understand exactly where you're coming from.
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Wow.
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So that was your hat take.
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Did you give the name of this episode?
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Oh, the episode is called Synergy.
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I think I did because, and then you were introducing yourself, and then we got off on this whole tangent about shaking espresso.
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Tangent is nowhere near what we went on.
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We went on roller coaster.
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Welcome to the theme park.
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We went on all the rides.
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All the rides.
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So before we start, worse than drinking decaf coffee.
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Go ahead.
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Uh-huh.
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Okay.
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Thank you for two middle fingers.
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You're welcome.
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You're number one.
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I think that's number two because there's two of them.
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No, you're double number one.
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Oh, double number one.
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Number one, number one.
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Yes.
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This is yes, this is the season finale.
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This is season three, season finale.
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And those who watched with us know this episode was kind of wonky for a season finale.
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It was.
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It didn't feel like a season finale.
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It wasn't the planned season finale.
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They cut off five episodes because of COVID.
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They had to stop recording.
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That is not production.
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So this was the so it was supposed to be 16 episodes in this season.
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That makes a lot of sense.
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We missed five episodes.
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But don't fear.
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That just means season four is gonna have some like okay, it's gonna start off with where it should have continued.
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So we're gonna start off running with season four.
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Woo-hoo! Okay.
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All right, well, then that's it for this episode, and let's go.
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Just kidding.
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That's my line.
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Sorry.
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Sorry.
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I'm always the one that I want to end early.
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I know.
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We've been on our recording for like 10 years this morning, and we've gone two minutes into the episode.
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Yeah.
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We've been here for 46 minutes.
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So those who have been if you're still listening to us, thank you.
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All right, good girls.
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Come on.
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Good girls, synergy.
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Agent Hot Mess.
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What's her name?
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Who knows?
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So Laura Laura Lapkiss, or whatever the fuck her name is.
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Donegan.
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Agent Donnegan.
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She goes to get her nails did.
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And guess who?
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I don't does anyone want to guess who it might have been?
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I mean, obviously, the whole episode starts off.
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Yeah.
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The whole episode starts off on like Ruby arriving at work and preparing, and then you see hands, and you're like, okay, well, obviously we know who these hands are gonna be.
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We obviously know, yeah.
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Like anyone who's a professional TV watcher, like we are, we know where this is going.
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Yeah, I think even my kids could have seen that.
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My my dog, Stella, was like, I know who that is.
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Stella's a smart girl, though.