March 23, 2026

GOOD GIRLS Opportunity

GOOD GIRLS Opportunity

text us if... "When life gives you lemons, you can't rob a bank." - Carl In this episode: the privileged life, Rio needs tp for his bunghole, and a fancy food freak-out In other news, believe women! Original episode air date 04/26/2020 please visit https://www.patreon.com/Sasspod/redeem/1785B to get a free 3 month membership! publishing regular weekly episodes every other week through the holidays until end of January Support the show Take our listener survey The views expressed by ou...

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"When life gives you lemons, you can't rob a bank." - Carl

In this episode: the privileged life, Rio needs tp for his bunghole, and a fancy food freak-out

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Hi, and welcome to this episode of Last and Sips.

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Today we're talking about Good Girls Season 3, Episode 10, Opportunity.

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I'm Lisa and I'm sipping on a little lemonade today.

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A Lisa Lemonade or Lemonade Lemonade?

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Um Elisa Lemonade.

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Okay, got it.

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No sad.

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Bottoms up.

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I support that message.

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And oh, whoop, she's Chug Chug.

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Drink her down.

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Don't spit it out.

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Swallow.

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All of it.

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Don't don't waste none.

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Is that what Alex tells you?

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And he's staring at me.

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He's in the room staring at me.

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I have Wow, Lisa, you are red red.

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It looked like you got it look like you did some face painting with the kids or something.

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Oh my god.

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Okay, I'm good.

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Okay.

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Wait till you hears this conversation.

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Take.

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Um.

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And I'm Agnes.

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And I am not sipping.

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I am drinking my brown sugar shaken espresso with white chocolate mocha and extra code foam.

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Wow.

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She has all my drinks.

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At least I'm not choking on it.

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Wow, that's what he said.

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I gave her the finger.

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Nice long one, too.

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It's not girthy, but it's long.

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Now that we got odd of us being inappropriate, start it.

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Let's continue with on this vein.

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Okay.

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Any hot takes?

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You want to ride the vein?

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Okay.

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I was thinking it as I said it, and I had a visual image.

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Oh.

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I do.

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You want to buy the vein or have a hot take?

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Well, um, if for this episode's concern, have a hot take.

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Okay.

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Dogs are not fortune tellers.

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Fancy groceries always mean trouble.

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And I'm not mad at like, you know, the uh McCarthy's list of expenses.

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I feel like, you know, if you keep good records, what if you get audited?

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At least you don't have IRS problems.

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Right.

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You have other problems.

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Other problems.

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Not with the IRS.

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But to be in that case, he's safe because that's how that everyone gets caught via the IRS anyway.

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So yeah, exactly.

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Any other hot takes?

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As you make eyes as you're making bedroom eyes at your husband.

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And he's like, What do you want?

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What are you doing?

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What's going on?

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She's like, You're making eyes at your husband, and I'm sure he's like, What do you want?

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What are you doing?

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That's exactly what he's doing.

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He's looking at me like, the fuck are you looking at me?

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Do I know my wife and my husband, or do I know my wife and my husband?

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But he's staring at me as he's getting dressed.

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Oh, so you oh, you're teasing her then.

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So he's teasing.

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You're teasing her.

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You wanna be, yeah.

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Yeah, you're adjusting?

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Yeah.

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I'm gonna narrate this whole thing.

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Okay, I'm now gonna hang up.

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Good night.

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Okay, anyway.

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To be fair, I kind of like even without you narrating, I know you guys well enough to know what was happening anyway.

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So there's that.

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Um he's putting on his gray sweatpants.

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Oh, where the fuck you think you're going?

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She said, Where the fuck do you think you're going?

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He's just laughing.

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Did I stutter?

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She's like, uh, did I stutter?

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Walmart.

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That was his answer.

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Uh-huh.

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Oh yeah, hoeing around in his sweatpants.

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She said, You're over here hoeing around in those sweatpants.

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He was laughing.

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Okay, good.

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They're not just sweatpants.

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Stop doing that.

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They're just sweatpants.

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No, the fuck they're not.

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I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go out of my nightgown and see if you like.

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Right.

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Exactly.

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Or a really short sundress.

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With no and with no underwear on.

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I'm gonna wear shorts.

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Did you freeze?

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Sundress with no underwear on.

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I'm gonna wear sundress with no panties.

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Outside.

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He's like, okay.

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I fucking can't.

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Yeah, okay.

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So yeah, those were my my hot takes.

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Very important hot takes.

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I don't know.

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I think Annie read the science wrong, but I'm not convinced that dogs can't tell the future.

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Well, or dogs aren't a sci- I mean, I don't know.

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No, I think she just read the science wrong, but I still believe that was a joke, Lisa.

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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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No, I think that animals are absolutely in tune with things that we are not.

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But um, I would believe it if she was like, that dog is acting funny, we're gonna have our earthquake.

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Not gang friend was murdered somewhere far away.

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I yeah, she was they were so very hopeful.

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They're like the signs are everywhere.

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But to be fair, it was exactly 11 o'clock.

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Like she started at 11 o'clock.

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It was 11.01 when they asked what time it was.

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Speaking of time, okay, this episode starts off four minutes before the time.

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They're sitting in the park, they're just like, what time is it?

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They're like, like, how did it happen?

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How are you gonna know?

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I don't know.

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He just said Friday at 11.

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And he's like, what time is it?

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It's 10:56.

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And this is how they're you know, the dog came into play.

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And they just really want this to be over.

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Rumi, Rumi, what's in my coffee, Starbucks?

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Ruby just dreams of being a good person again.

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They're gonna be normal mothers with lucrative side businesses, and as Beth says, and nice dinner cycles.

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She said, mine is the serial killing extortionist psychopath.

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Right, right, right.

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Or not or not.

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I I feel like maybe what my hot take should have been is why are they surprised every week when things don't work?

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I think they do work.

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Right, that's when you should be surprised.

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You're like, wait, what happened?

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What's wrong?

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Am I dying?

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Like, you know, you have lived a privileged life when you just put a and you're not waiting for the other shoe to drop.

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And I think that maybe oh look, my internet is a very good idea.

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I don't know how that is stable.

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Yeah, yeah, I don't know how that is either.

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Because that'd be nice if I have five minutes.

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I feel like being okay.

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Yeah.

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I I set up, I plan, I execute, and then I'm like, well, something is gonna go wrong.

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And when things don't go wrong, I'm very, very skeptical.

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And I think very suspicious.

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Yeah, I think that's when you know if you've lived a privileged life or not.

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You just used the shit going according as planned.

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And let me know how that uh someone let us know if they let that live.

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You can't be asking me.

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Because my life, okay, uh uh aside from rotating hospitals and cats stuck under walls.

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I am in the shit, okay.

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I have just this week I had a cat stuck under stuck.

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She wasn't stuck, she chose to be under there, under my stupid fucking bathtub for two days.

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It wasn't even my cat.

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She was supposed to be here for a few hours.

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She was here for two days.

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And and and I had to remove a part of my wall to get her out.

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I would have got a sledgehammer.

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Well, that was gonna be the next step if I had to go around the next wall.

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Bananas.

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Maybe not a sledgehammer, because that would have been real messy.

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Oh, the little one that like the the little saw the yeah, that's that's we have one of those.

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Yeah, that's what I would.

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I like the fact that we should we should team up if we ever play charades.

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Because you understand Agnes language, yes, yes, yes.

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No one else gets no one ever understands me.

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I know, but you also speak Lisa, so it's fine, it works out.

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There we go.

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Woohoo! We're kicking ass at Charates.

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Yeah, but yeah, so no, um, I don't know about that.

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Random, stupid shit.

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Um, next scene is Annie.

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Um, which is kind of I I wish I was living like the Ruby Hill life out of the three of those ladies, right?

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Yeah, she's she's got the the happy marriage, she's got the you know, granted the kid has like health issues, but like overall, right?

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They've they've got a really good team going on.

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And I think at this point my life is is more like Annie.

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And I'm not liking that.

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I don't f well I don't see you paying someone, I don't see you paying someone to take your GED for you, though.

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So that part, no.

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I've I've actually been the one to get paid to take the test.

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So no, I'm I'm allegedly.

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Allegedly.

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But yeah.

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Then Sarah invites the donor family over for dinner.

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Never mind it being good girls, and we know we know that everything is gonna go to shit.

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That is the worst idea ever.

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Nothing could become a good right.

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Even though, even though it should have been just like, oh wow, that's a really nice thing to do.

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But you know, since you're on TV, it was gonna be bad.

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I think even in the real life, it just so many emotions and pitfalls that can happen.

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There's a reason like most of these are you don't know.

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It's I don't think I would want to know.

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It just, yeah.

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No, we're not doing that.

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That there's no no good could have come of this.

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Yeah, agent Donovan, who's a hot mess.com.net.org.

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Yep.

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She is she's special.

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I'm just saying she has a brain, she's small as a whip, but she does not give a fuck.

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And for that, I respect her.

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So she's going through a list of women who are at the salon of the day of the robbery.

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Her colleague who's taking the soda out the machine out the fridge, she's like, that costs ten dollars.

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He goes, you're not paying for it.

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She goes, Oh, she goes, you're paying?

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She's like, you're not paying?

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He's like, oh no, but she's a weekend buddy, whatever he calls his.

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DL Dave.

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DL Dave.

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I need a DL Dave.

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I need a I need something.

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So Henry mentions the church group salon trip.

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And then she goes, like, well, who planned it?

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What's going on?

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Like, he's like, I think you're reaching.

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She's like, look into it.

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And she's walking around with like the lesson band around her waist, and she's just really awkward.

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And I love that about her.

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And why can't I remember the song?

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Because I was just singing it.

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Beth is dancing into the house.

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It's and I love it.

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Make me over empty.

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Don't make me over.

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She was dancing way too fast for that song.

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She was dancing way too fast for that song.

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That version.

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I feel like it's a they read they redid it, and I still think it's it's a little bit more upbeat.

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So I think in her hair she was dancing to the remake.

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So she's dancing her way through her very empty house.

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And let me tell you, if I had a house that empty, I would have been like all over the place.

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I have like I would be like twerking and you know, Roger Rabbit and Molly.

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I really get in trouble with my kids.

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I mean, well, yeah.

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I already get in trouble with my kids when I'm like in my room, and then like I put on the music, like when I take a shower, get ready, whatever.

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To clean the house by all the well, no, no, no, but when I'm in my room, because my kids' rooms are underneath, and then it's like oh, she's fucking dancing up there.

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My ceiling sounds like it's gonna fall down.

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And shut up, pay bills.

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Shut up.

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My house.

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You pay the bills, and you can tell me not to uh sound like an elephant up here.

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Even then, you still can't tell me what to do with my motherfucking house.

00:15:23.539 --> 00:15:24.740
Let's be real.

00:15:25.220 --> 00:15:27.860
Yeah, oh, she's so loud up there.

00:15:28.019 --> 00:15:29.059
Oh, she's always stomping.

00:15:29.220 --> 00:15:29.940
I can get louder.

00:15:30.419 --> 00:15:32.580
Yeah, it could be, I could be louder.

00:15:34.179 --> 00:15:41.700
Chris, even Krista stops trying to because she knows it doesn't take much to like a challenge.

00:15:42.259 --> 00:15:46.980
So she won't she just ignore me, and then I get bored and I won't do it anymore.

00:15:47.139 --> 00:15:48.580
So she's smart, she just ignores me.

00:15:48.740 --> 00:16:03.700
Yeah, so Beth is dancing away through the front door of her empty home, popping the champagne bottle, and all of a sudden you guys you hear, What are we celebrating?

00:16:04.980 --> 00:16:09.779
The look on her face was like, someone shoot me, shoot me now, shoot him, shoot me.

00:16:09.940 --> 00:16:11.059
Someone shoot somebody.

00:16:11.139 --> 00:16:12.580
I don't care at this point.

00:16:13.379 --> 00:16:16.340
I don't remember what her um her answer was.

00:16:16.580 --> 00:16:17.940
She was like, nothing.

00:16:18.980 --> 00:16:19.620
Nothing.

00:16:21.460 --> 00:16:24.259
I would have been like, Why are you here?

00:16:24.580 --> 00:16:27.299
And that would have been the truest statement.

00:16:28.259 --> 00:16:28.659
Right.

00:16:28.899 --> 00:16:29.460
Why are you here?

00:16:29.779 --> 00:16:36.740
It would have answered because she one, I thought you were dead, or two, like you have no reason to be, you know, either way, it covers everything.

00:16:36.980 --> 00:16:37.460
Right.

00:16:37.779 --> 00:16:52.340
We next see her and a C straight from the Sopranos when they're I can't remember his name, is driving her to driving Adriana, Aldriana, Adriana, Aldriana, I don't remember, but yeah.

00:16:52.659 --> 00:16:58.580
To um put her out of her misery, but it was very, very similar.

00:16:58.740 --> 00:17:01.940
She's in a where are we going?

00:17:02.740 --> 00:17:05.619
Yeah, she's like, I just I just want to know where we're going.

00:17:05.700 --> 00:17:06.980
And he's like, You'll you'll see.

00:17:07.139 --> 00:17:07.539
You'll see.

00:17:07.619 --> 00:17:09.700
And then he's like, So what are you doing with the money?

00:17:09.940 --> 00:17:11.539
Um, what are you telling me?

00:17:12.259 --> 00:17:14.019
Your money on, yeah.

00:17:15.220 --> 00:17:17.220
And then they get to a car wash.

00:17:17.700 --> 00:17:19.779
Before that, she was babbling about stupid shit.

00:17:19.940 --> 00:17:24.099
Like, oh, but we're we're making some tonight.

00:17:24.259 --> 00:17:24.900
We're printing tonight.

00:17:25.059 --> 00:17:25.380
Oh, yeah.

00:17:25.460 --> 00:17:26.980
She was like, Was the last batch okay?

00:17:27.059 --> 00:17:27.860
And he was like, mm-hmm.

00:17:27.940 --> 00:17:29.619
And she was like, Oh, because we're printing tonight.

00:17:29.860 --> 00:17:39.700
So if you need it early, and he's like, nope, nope, and then he pull up to the car wash because things can happen in a car wash.

00:17:40.980 --> 00:17:44.740
I mean, I'm sorry, I had a had a flashback.

00:17:44.980 --> 00:17:46.579
Um, I'm just joking.

00:17:46.740 --> 00:17:47.779
Oh, just okay.

00:17:50.900 --> 00:17:52.740
No, I'm just being silly.

00:17:53.059 --> 00:18:00.500
All I could think of is Rio is channeling his inner corn holio because what the fuck, Rio?

00:18:00.819 --> 00:18:01.460
What the fuck?

00:18:01.619 --> 00:18:15.779
Like, you're cute, but that the hood all the way up, and that's your your skinny head, it's like I am a cornole like this.

00:18:15.940 --> 00:18:17.140
Wait, hold on.

00:18:18.180 --> 00:18:19.140
I am cornole.

00:18:21.859 --> 00:18:25.940
I mean, if if you guys know, then you know exactly what I've just done.

00:18:26.180 --> 00:18:27.380
I am cornole.

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I need TP for my bunghole.

00:18:29.700 --> 00:18:30.019
No.

00:18:35.140 --> 00:18:38.180
Oh, no, I had it on fucking timer by mistake.

00:18:38.339 --> 00:18:39.539
I was like, fuck.

00:18:41.380 --> 00:18:42.819
So I never got the picture.

00:18:43.059 --> 00:18:46.019
He needs he needs TP for his bunghole.

00:18:46.500 --> 00:18:47.700
So, yeah.

00:18:48.099 --> 00:18:48.980
Alright, Rio.

00:18:50.579 --> 00:18:50.980
It's okay.

00:18:51.059 --> 00:18:51.940
I'm gonna share it on.

00:18:52.259 --> 00:18:53.619
I'm gonna share what I do have.

00:18:53.859 --> 00:18:55.619
Like, hi, hi, Lisa.

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As the car is enveloped in the soapy darkness of the car wash, he reaches over to the glove compartment.

00:19:10.019 --> 00:19:12.740
And she's like, dun, dun, dun, this is the end.

00:19:13.299 --> 00:19:18.339
She's like, her hand is like going towards the uh the door, which is the door handle.

00:19:19.460 --> 00:19:21.380
Yeah, like whatever the fuck you call it.

00:19:21.460 --> 00:19:21.859
Yeah.

00:19:22.180 --> 00:19:26.180
He pulls out a couple sacks of bills, and she's like, Oh, okay.

00:19:27.700 --> 00:19:29.940
So he's still trying to figure out what she's doing with the money.

00:19:30.019 --> 00:19:33.140
He goes, I need to know because we can't get caught.

00:19:33.299 --> 00:19:36.099
You're not doing the right thing, you know, where's your money going to?

00:19:36.180 --> 00:19:36.900
We're not.

00:19:37.220 --> 00:19:45.299
He goes, Well, till you could tell me what you're doing with your money, as he's giving his money to an employee of the car wash, his car wash.

00:19:46.420 --> 00:19:47.859
We can't do business.

00:19:48.099 --> 00:19:49.619
And he gets out the car.

00:19:49.700 --> 00:19:50.900
And I'm like, what the fuck?

00:19:50.980 --> 00:19:51.859
That's random.

00:19:52.099 --> 00:19:54.660
And then right hand man comes in.

00:19:54.740 --> 00:19:55.940
He goes, You hungry?

00:19:56.259 --> 00:19:57.140
You want to get something to eat?

00:19:57.539 --> 00:19:58.259
She's like, no.

00:19:58.339 --> 00:20:00.019
He goes, look at iHop.

00:20:00.180 --> 00:20:02.500
I was like, I could go for iHop.

00:20:03.299 --> 00:20:03.619
Yeah.

00:20:03.779 --> 00:20:04.180
Yeah.

00:20:04.420 --> 00:20:05.460
I'll go.

00:20:06.420 --> 00:20:07.460
I don't know.

00:20:07.779 --> 00:20:10.019
Maybe it's just me.

00:20:11.220 --> 00:20:14.660
Cause I'm like, whatever anymore at this point in my life.

00:20:15.779 --> 00:20:22.500
Ryo and them would probably hate me because I'm like, I'm not gonna scare me.

00:20:23.059 --> 00:20:25.539
Like, like, do what you're gonna do or not.

00:20:26.259 --> 00:20:27.299
Can we hang out more?

00:20:27.700 --> 00:20:27.940
Right.

00:20:28.099 --> 00:20:29.140
They're like, okay, this bitch.

00:20:29.460 --> 00:20:31.059
Like, this might leave me alone.

00:20:31.140 --> 00:20:33.220
Like, they would hate me to leave them alone.

00:20:35.299 --> 00:20:36.500
They would make it rain.

00:20:36.579 --> 00:20:37.940
Like, this bitch is crazy.

00:20:38.099 --> 00:20:38.740
I don't know.

00:20:39.059 --> 00:20:41.539
Actually, they would probably just shoot us real quick.

00:20:41.859 --> 00:20:42.339
Yeah.

00:20:42.660 --> 00:20:45.619
But I also wouldn't make the dumb mistakes they've been making.

00:20:45.779 --> 00:20:46.420
Oh, hell yeah.

00:20:47.299 --> 00:20:50.099
I come from a very long line of people.

00:20:50.579 --> 00:20:51.859
Let's just go for that.

00:20:52.259 --> 00:20:52.900
Of people.

00:20:53.140 --> 00:20:55.220
Well, I think I think most of us do.

00:20:55.460 --> 00:20:58.660
I'm not sure how many of us are just magically.

00:20:59.140 --> 00:21:02.420
I come from a very long line of special people.

00:21:03.460 --> 00:21:03.779
Okay.

00:21:05.059 --> 00:21:06.339
Special people.

00:21:06.819 --> 00:21:10.339
So I don't think I I don't think I would piss him off as much.

00:21:11.380 --> 00:21:12.660
But he still couldn't scare me.

00:21:12.900 --> 00:21:14.500
I'm like, you're gonna do what you're gonna do.

00:21:14.660 --> 00:21:16.500
Like, do it, don't do it.

00:21:16.740 --> 00:21:18.099
Don't talk about it.

00:21:18.420 --> 00:21:20.099
Let's make this show the sweet.

00:21:20.579 --> 00:21:23.940
I had like these shooting pains down my arm yesterday at work.

00:21:24.420 --> 00:21:25.460
That's your left side.

00:21:25.940 --> 00:21:26.900
It was my left side.

00:21:26.980 --> 00:21:27.859
And they were like, you okay?

00:21:28.019 --> 00:21:30.019
I was like, yeah, I hope it's a heart attack.

00:21:30.180 --> 00:21:30.980
I was like, hopefully.

00:21:33.380 --> 00:21:38.339
I was like, I was like, yeah, hopefully it's a heart attack and I'll be fine.

00:21:38.500 --> 00:21:39.619
And they're like, what?

00:21:39.779 --> 00:21:43.059
And I'm like, somebody call the hospital, get my room ready.

00:21:43.299 --> 00:21:47.539
I was like, unfortunately, I'm sure it's not, so don't worry about it.

00:21:51.539 --> 00:21:52.500
That's not funny.

00:21:52.579 --> 00:21:54.500
We really shouldn't be laughing about that.

00:21:54.740 --> 00:22:04.099
But I sliced something with the knife, and I had it in my hand, like I had it in my hand, and I was slicing it like down like this, and they're like, oh my god, be careful.

00:22:04.339 --> 00:22:06.740
I was like, but you never let me have any fun.

00:22:07.140 --> 00:22:10.019
Like, why would I be careful if I slice a finger off?

00:22:10.099 --> 00:22:11.220
I get to leave.

00:22:12.339 --> 00:22:13.859
I call dibs.

00:22:14.420 --> 00:22:15.940
I call dibs on my finger.

00:22:16.660 --> 00:22:17.779
Oh no, of course.

00:22:18.019 --> 00:22:19.779
I was like, you call dibs on what my finger?

00:22:20.019 --> 00:22:21.299
Which one do you want?

00:22:21.539 --> 00:22:23.940
And on that note, okay.

00:22:24.339 --> 00:22:27.539
Obviously, these are three very unhappy customers.

00:22:27.700 --> 00:22:33.140
So the ladies are now going to see Mr James Fit Fitzpatrick.

00:22:33.859 --> 00:22:34.980
Thank you, Internet.

00:22:35.779 --> 00:22:38.500
And he was supposed to be the guy that was supposed to kill Rio.

00:22:39.539 --> 00:22:42.099
And they're at this story.

00:22:42.980 --> 00:22:45.299
Yeah, his his his business.

00:22:45.859 --> 00:22:49.460
And she goes, Somebody out there just said what's a Kinko's?

00:22:50.099 --> 00:22:51.140
They're it's fine.

00:22:51.299 --> 00:22:51.940
Google it.

00:22:52.660 --> 00:22:53.539
Google it.

00:22:54.259 --> 00:22:57.460
Um, they get to the cashier, she's like, I need to see Mr.

00:22:57.539 --> 00:22:58.579
Fitzpatrick.

00:22:58.740 --> 00:22:59.460
He's busy.

00:22:59.619 --> 00:23:00.420
Tell him.

00:23:02.019 --> 00:23:03.299
Maybe unhappy customers.

00:23:03.460 --> 00:23:05.140
So she goes, she comes back.

00:23:05.220 --> 00:23:07.940
He's unavailable to speak to you right now.

00:23:08.579 --> 00:23:11.539
She goes, Is he back there?

00:23:11.619 --> 00:23:12.980
But he's still unavailable.

00:23:13.140 --> 00:23:14.740
Tell him it's Bolin.

00:23:14.819 --> 00:23:15.299
It's Beth.

00:23:15.779 --> 00:23:16.980
No, first she was like, it's Beth.

00:23:17.220 --> 00:23:18.259
He was like, she was like, uh-huh.

00:23:18.339 --> 00:23:19.220
He's still unavailable.

00:23:19.460 --> 00:23:21.059
And then she's like, Bolin.

00:23:21.299 --> 00:23:21.700
Bolin.

00:23:22.019 --> 00:23:22.099
Oh.

00:23:22.579 --> 00:23:23.220
Face out.

00:23:23.859 --> 00:23:25.619
And she goes, click, click, click, click, click, click, click.

00:23:25.700 --> 00:23:26.259
Wait, we're gonna do.

00:23:29.700 --> 00:23:32.339
I hope that came through the sound came through me typing.

00:23:32.660 --> 00:23:33.220
Yeah, I know.

00:23:33.460 --> 00:23:34.180
Okay, we're fine.

00:23:34.339 --> 00:23:35.460
I'm doing editing.

00:23:35.700 --> 00:23:37.859
And she goes, I have something for you.

00:23:38.099 --> 00:23:39.299
Dun dun dun.

00:23:39.380 --> 00:23:41.299
It's a fucking invoice for$11,000.

00:23:42.819 --> 00:23:44.900
That shit looked like a manuscript.

00:23:45.220 --> 00:23:45.859
Right?

00:23:47.859 --> 00:23:50.180
So they follow dude.

00:23:50.500 --> 00:23:53.140
Dude has a cello case.

00:23:53.380 --> 00:23:54.259
And he does all this.

00:23:54.579 --> 00:23:55.140
Or a guitar.

00:23:55.220 --> 00:23:55.779
Or a cello.

00:23:55.859 --> 00:23:56.259
Or a guitar.

00:23:56.500 --> 00:23:57.299
It's definitely a cello.

00:23:57.460 --> 00:23:58.259
Definitely a cello.

00:23:58.339 --> 00:23:59.460
It's a cello case.

00:23:59.700 --> 00:24:03.619
Um the shape, as Annie.

00:24:03.940 --> 00:24:05.220
Because things.

00:24:05.619 --> 00:24:12.019
It's just like every episode, one of my favorite parts is Ruby and Annie's back and forth banter.

00:24:12.259 --> 00:24:12.500
Yeah.

00:24:12.740 --> 00:24:13.380
Yes.

00:24:14.900 --> 00:24:18.819
So he was like, oh, it's a he goes to like the newsstand.

00:24:18.900 --> 00:24:20.019
He goes, it's a mop hit.

00:24:20.180 --> 00:24:21.059
I should have known it.

00:24:21.220 --> 00:24:24.500
He opens the case, he takes out money for the whatever he's buying.

00:24:24.740 --> 00:24:26.339
And then they're like, oh, okay.

00:24:26.500 --> 00:24:31.220
His next stop is one of the salvation armies, a nun.

00:24:31.380 --> 00:24:33.299
He goes, but why would they want to kill her?

00:24:33.380 --> 00:24:34.339
She looks so sweet.

00:24:34.740 --> 00:24:37.700
He opens the case and he puts money into the bed into the bin.

00:24:37.859 --> 00:24:41.700
Booby goes, it was a lot of problems if he gets a wallet.

00:24:42.500 --> 00:24:43.140
Right.

00:24:44.099 --> 00:24:46.900
Like, I would feel so much better if he carried a wallet.

00:24:47.059 --> 00:24:47.700
Right.

00:24:48.180 --> 00:24:50.420
Um, his next stop is at a school.

00:24:50.660 --> 00:24:52.420
They're like, not a school.

00:24:54.819 --> 00:24:58.980
You would think at this time, by now they would have figured out like he's not doing it.

00:24:59.140 --> 00:25:02.579
And a little girl runs up to him and gives, she goes, Daddy.

00:25:03.299 --> 00:25:06.980
And I think he goes, Oh, it's it's a cello.

00:25:10.180 --> 00:25:16.259
And as they're lamenting over this, he comes, he walks over to them because he knows they're following him.

00:25:16.900 --> 00:25:18.579
I mean, he knows they're following him.

00:25:18.660 --> 00:25:21.059
I use the wrong pronouns in the wrong spots.

00:25:21.299 --> 00:25:28.099
Anyway, and he, I don't know what phrase he uses at first, and they're like, What?

00:25:28.420 --> 00:25:31.380
He's like, You guys voided a contract.

00:25:31.700 --> 00:25:37.460
So you guys did listen to the reading the terms and conditions of the contract.

00:25:38.180 --> 00:25:39.859
You guys voided the contract.

00:25:39.940 --> 00:25:41.380
They're like, what the fuck?

00:25:41.619 --> 00:25:43.299
And I don't know what he said.

00:25:44.180 --> 00:25:46.980
He goes, Who's boning him?

00:25:47.140 --> 00:25:48.420
Like, who was boning him?

00:25:48.579 --> 00:25:52.579
And then they're like, Oh, well, you'll see what happened was.

00:25:54.339 --> 00:25:58.099
Do you remember what phrase he used before boning?

00:25:59.940 --> 00:26:00.259
No.

00:26:00.819 --> 00:26:02.339
Okay, it was weird.

00:26:02.819 --> 00:26:05.940
So then they're like, well, we're not gonna pay for these expenses.

00:26:06.180 --> 00:26:10.740
He's like, then it had to go into collections, and you don't want to go into collections.

00:26:10.980 --> 00:26:17.059
And he shows him a picture on his phone, and they're like, Oh, that's a tongue cut out.

00:26:17.140 --> 00:26:18.579
Okay, bad.

00:26:20.180 --> 00:26:26.819
We next see Annie telling her, the kid that she can't afford to pay him to take the test.

00:26:27.940 --> 00:26:30.980
And she goes, What am I supposed to do?

00:26:31.140 --> 00:26:32.980
He goes, I don't know, study.

00:26:33.619 --> 00:26:35.539
You still owe me for the ID.

00:26:37.380 --> 00:26:41.779
So Annie's a little stressed out because she's not prepared for her test.

00:26:42.740 --> 00:26:44.259
This is the other point that you had.

00:26:44.339 --> 00:26:48.019
This is big, this is the scene for your other hot take.

00:26:48.900 --> 00:26:53.619
Ruby's like, we need to go to the special grocery store, the fancy grocery store.

00:26:53.859 --> 00:26:55.059
The fancy, yeah.

00:26:55.380 --> 00:26:58.180
He was like, oh my god, are my parents coming?

00:26:58.420 --> 00:27:00.420
She's like, no, worse.

00:27:03.220 --> 00:27:04.500
The donor family.

00:27:04.660 --> 00:27:05.779
But not gonna lie.

00:27:06.740 --> 00:27:08.819
If I could my parents, yeah.

00:27:08.900 --> 00:27:16.660
If I uh if I walked in the door and Alex is like, we need to go to the fancy grocery store, I'd be like, oh my god, what happened?

00:27:16.980 --> 00:27:17.539
Why?

00:27:17.779 --> 00:27:18.980
What's going on?

00:27:19.539 --> 00:27:21.380
Because I know the queen's not coming.

00:27:21.539 --> 00:27:26.180
Like, well, the queen's dead, so but you know what I mean.

00:27:26.660 --> 00:27:29.619
Which is also how I can guarantee she's not coming.

00:27:29.859 --> 00:27:33.460
She won't be well, you know, she might be in spirit.

00:27:33.619 --> 00:27:36.180
I think it's more likely her spirit to come than she actually.

00:27:36.579 --> 00:27:40.019
She has a little bit more freedom now to do what she to go with what she pleases.

00:27:40.500 --> 00:27:42.579
Does she does she still bring her purse, you think?

00:27:42.819 --> 00:27:44.019
I think she should.

00:27:44.339 --> 00:27:47.380
Do dead spirits still carry purses?

00:27:47.779 --> 00:27:50.500
They carry whatever the fuck they want to.

00:27:51.380 --> 00:27:51.700
Okay.

00:27:53.299 --> 00:27:57.859
Stan is like, why cancel it?

00:27:57.940 --> 00:28:01.299
And she's like, Well, everybody likes twice baked mashed potatoes.

00:28:01.380 --> 00:28:03.380
And he's like, We the kids grave.

00:28:04.339 --> 00:28:05.539
We still need a dessert.

00:28:05.619 --> 00:28:07.539
And he's like, Okay, I guess I'll make sweet potatoes.

00:28:11.779 --> 00:28:14.420
I'm like, he is just having his own meltdown.

00:28:14.500 --> 00:28:16.500
Like, she's totally fucking ignoring him.

00:28:16.660 --> 00:28:20.099
And then he just like fucking designs himself.

00:28:21.140 --> 00:28:21.700
Yeah.

00:28:22.259 --> 00:28:23.539
Yeah, that family.

00:28:23.619 --> 00:28:25.460
I I I just couldn't put it in there.

00:28:25.539 --> 00:28:30.579
This is not a good, this even no good could come of this.

00:28:30.740 --> 00:28:35.380
And as we see, no good comes of this, right?

00:28:36.420 --> 00:28:36.980
Yeah.

00:28:37.220 --> 00:28:41.700
I mean, because they do show up.

00:28:41.940 --> 00:28:43.059
I'm gonna skip a couple scenes.

00:28:43.220 --> 00:28:52.900
They show up to dinner, and you know, like at first it was fine because they're like, okay, like thank you so much.

00:28:52.980 --> 00:28:55.700
Like, let's find the same blessing.

00:28:55.940 --> 00:28:59.460
And then they kept eating, and they're like, Can we bless?

00:28:59.539 --> 00:29:00.660
They're like, okay, fine.

00:29:00.819 --> 00:29:08.180
And then the father does his blessing, and they're like, okay, they start eating, and then Ruby's like nudging him, like, we're not done yet.

00:29:09.859 --> 00:29:14.420
Um they got there.

00:29:14.900 --> 00:29:19.619
Yeah, but then they get to how they got there, and that's like, see, that was your first sign.

00:29:20.339 --> 00:29:22.500
Um, they're like, Oh, we took the bus.

00:29:22.660 --> 00:29:24.420
And he's like, Wow, that's 16 hours.

00:29:24.579 --> 00:29:34.579
He's like, only eight hours for us, we could only make it to Kenosha, which by the way, is only one count is in the county next to me, going towards my Chicago area.

00:29:34.900 --> 00:29:36.259
You should have given them a ride.

00:29:36.500 --> 00:29:43.140
I could have, I could have given them a ride, but they didn't need to because after they got for Kenosha, they hitchhiked.

00:29:43.700 --> 00:29:45.380
The good old thumbs.

00:29:46.259 --> 00:29:49.460
And the son goes, Well, don't you have a car?

00:29:50.259 --> 00:29:52.420
And he's like, Well, we had to sell it.

00:29:53.059 --> 00:29:58.259
He goes, but my cholesterol's down 20 points for all that walking I've been doing.

00:29:58.500 --> 00:30:04.420
Listen, the whole positive that that in itself was kind of a red flag to me.

00:30:04.819 --> 00:30:05.380
Thank you.

00:30:06.420 --> 00:30:07.299
Thank you.

00:30:07.619 --> 00:30:14.339
It's not if he was like, listen, yeah, shit is rough, like, but you know, it is it is what it fucking is.

00:30:14.579 --> 00:30:16.660
That would have been that would have rang true.

00:30:16.819 --> 00:30:17.779
I make a joke about it.

00:30:18.259 --> 00:30:24.099
Positive, like the positivity joke, but it'll be a sarcastic joke.

00:30:24.420 --> 00:30:25.059
Sarcastic one.

00:30:25.220 --> 00:30:27.539
It'll be like, this shit blows.

00:30:27.700 --> 00:30:29.940
Hey, but at least my cholesterol is good.

00:30:30.740 --> 00:30:31.299
Right.

00:30:31.940 --> 00:30:42.180
You know, but yeah, once they started, like, oh no, and then uh we had he lost his job, and you can't just rob a bank, and you know, and going home.

00:30:42.420 --> 00:30:53.940
Well, we have a friend's kid who's gonna take us so far as this, and then, oh, and then don't worry as long as her ankles hold up, and you're like, oh fuck no, nope, nope.

00:30:54.339 --> 00:30:55.299
It's gonna come.

00:30:55.539 --> 00:30:56.660
When does it come?

00:30:57.059 --> 00:30:59.539
It does come, and let's just go ahead and go to that.

00:30:59.619 --> 00:31:01.619
Let's just bring it all in now.

00:31:03.059 --> 00:31:04.019
I think like this is a big thing.

00:31:04.180 --> 00:31:09.539
Well, because they they were gonna buy them a bus ticket, yes, yeah.

00:31:09.619 --> 00:31:12.099
So they were gonna like try to buy them a bus ticket.

00:31:12.180 --> 00:31:17.220
They were like, all right, we'll we'll see what we can do so that they can at least take a bus home.

00:31:17.539 --> 00:31:20.900
And then the husband was like, we don't take no charity, we'd be fine.

00:31:21.380 --> 00:31:26.980
Make the the husband like, no, we won't take charity, but I'll take some more of those mashed potatoes.

00:31:27.380 --> 00:31:30.019
And after that scene, I wanted mashed potatoes.

00:31:30.180 --> 00:31:31.380
I'm very susceptible to food.

00:31:31.619 --> 00:31:33.299
Oh my god, food looks so good.

00:31:33.539 --> 00:31:37.220
Listen, you can just shoving the food in his mouth.

00:31:37.700 --> 00:31:39.059
Maybe even more appealing.

00:31:39.220 --> 00:31:50.579
Yeah, like if you can't get me to do anything I don't want to do, but if you put some good food in my face, I might consider doing some things I don't want to do.

00:31:52.339 --> 00:31:54.180
Yeah, food with yeah, food's away.

00:31:54.339 --> 00:31:55.619
That's how you want to kidnap me?

00:31:55.779 --> 00:32:00.980
Free tacos, truck, white panel van, free tacos.

00:32:01.539 --> 00:32:05.940
Yeah, and then you're gonna kick me out because I'm a pain in your ass.

00:32:06.579 --> 00:32:08.819
Can you imagine if we both get kidnapped, Lisa?

00:32:08.980 --> 00:32:09.700
Forget about it.

00:32:09.859 --> 00:32:10.420
Oh my god.

00:32:10.579 --> 00:32:13.299
Like, listen, you're not kidnapping us right.

00:32:14.019 --> 00:32:15.220
That would be Lisa.

00:32:17.779 --> 00:32:20.099
Like, I'm gonna do this, you shouldn't do it right.

00:32:20.339 --> 00:32:22.500
And I'm like, listen, can we go eat?

00:32:22.740 --> 00:32:24.339
I know a great place.

00:32:25.460 --> 00:32:29.140
I'd be like, can you get me a can you get me some wine, please?

00:32:29.619 --> 00:32:30.980
I realized Lisa.

00:32:31.380 --> 00:32:36.099
I just realized how incredibly bossy I am.

00:32:36.900 --> 00:32:44.579
Because with certain people, I've gotten to the point where I can keep my mouth shut and let them do them.

00:32:45.059 --> 00:32:46.579
And I'm like, okay, it's not so bad.

00:32:46.740 --> 00:32:53.059
Like I'm trusting, like I'm trusting, not that I don't, but there's times where I'm like biting my tongue.

00:32:53.140 --> 00:32:54.500
And it's not that they're doing anything wrong.

00:32:54.579 --> 00:32:55.619
It's just like I just need.

00:32:59.220 --> 00:33:00.900
Are you talking about me?

00:33:01.220 --> 00:33:01.539
No.

00:33:02.019 --> 00:33:04.180
Oh, because we are both kind of bossy.

00:33:04.339 --> 00:33:05.140
We're very bossy.

00:33:05.299 --> 00:33:06.180
That's the funny part.

00:33:06.339 --> 00:33:09.059
We're very bossy, and then I've looked too lit.

00:33:09.220 --> 00:33:10.579
I'm like, okay, I'm not lisa go.

00:33:10.660 --> 00:33:10.980
I'm fine.

00:33:11.140 --> 00:33:13.859
Right, no, and then and we both do that to each other.

00:33:14.180 --> 00:33:15.539
We do, we do, do we?

00:33:15.779 --> 00:33:20.339
Do we do like we take turns bossing each other around?

00:33:21.460 --> 00:33:24.099
But everyone else, it's like fair game.

00:33:24.420 --> 00:33:27.460
And then I usually win, but obviously.

00:33:30.180 --> 00:33:32.339
Like, hey, like, what day are you gonna be bossing?

00:33:32.420 --> 00:33:34.420
And I'll just I'll pop in an out of van.

00:33:35.380 --> 00:33:38.660
And then the other day you pop in a gummy, and then it just works out.

00:33:38.819 --> 00:33:44.819
Because oh, what about one day we both pop something in and neither one of us gives a fuck about shit?

00:33:45.140 --> 00:33:47.619
I think we'll just fall asleep on the recording.

00:33:47.859 --> 00:33:54.500
I think we'll sit here for two hours and then be like, oh shit, we were supposed to do something.

00:33:55.700 --> 00:34:00.180
I also think because we have lives, we have things we need to do, we're not drinking.

00:34:00.740 --> 00:34:01.700
We're not drunk.

00:34:01.940 --> 00:34:05.220
So not yeah, not usually like that, yeah.

00:34:05.460 --> 00:34:08.099
Yeah, not like the first, oh that was those are fun.

00:34:08.180 --> 00:34:13.779
It'll take like six hours to do one recording because we're just okay.

00:34:14.340 --> 00:34:22.180
So the next day with the new with the donor family, these fuckers, these motherfuckers here.

00:34:22.900 --> 00:34:26.500
The wife when when she wakes up.

00:34:27.460 --> 00:34:28.659
Oh, right, go ahead.

00:34:28.900 --> 00:34:29.300
Uh-huh.

00:34:29.859 --> 00:34:36.579
So in the morning, they they stay over, and in the morning they wake up, and Ruby has this giant spread.

00:34:36.739 --> 00:34:42.180
It was like bigger than the spread that Beth put out for the FBI.

00:34:42.420 --> 00:34:48.420
I mean, I I I don't even know what all was there, but I'm like, Jesus, that was a lot.

00:34:48.739 --> 00:34:56.579
So, and and the lady is like, oh my god, like I've never even had crepes, and you know, thank you so much, and blah blah blah.

00:34:56.739 --> 00:35:01.859
And so then Ruby is like, you know, if there's like ever anything that we can do, don't hesitate.

00:35:01.940 --> 00:35:03.300
And she's like, Well, there is one thing.

00:35:03.380 --> 00:35:04.019
How about a card?

00:35:04.420 --> 00:35:13.300
My husband, and my husband's too nice to say this, but but Ruby's like, um, I know it looks like we have a lot, but we are living check by check.

00:35:13.460 --> 00:35:22.500
Rob and Peter pay Paul, like this is and you and I know credit cards, you and I know this is like their grocery bill for the whole month, probably.

00:35:22.739 --> 00:35:23.699
Exactly.

00:35:24.099 --> 00:35:25.619
She's like, Yeah, mm-mm.

00:35:25.860 --> 00:35:26.900
I don't give a fuck.

00:35:27.139 --> 00:35:30.739
Like it's like you have my kids all in, and I don't give a fuck.

00:35:30.820 --> 00:35:31.780
I want a car.

00:35:32.179 --> 00:35:37.460
And yeah, because she was like, Oh, but you have and you have your daughter, or something like that.

00:35:37.699 --> 00:35:40.019
Like, she she really like rubs it in.

00:35:40.340 --> 00:35:57.940
Yeah, this no good can come of this because even with the best intentions, like in real world, even with the best intentions, there's a lot of feelings and emotions and things that can so many too many pivot manholes you can fall through here.

00:35:58.260 --> 00:36:02.900
But Dean is a little stressed out being a food delivery guy.

00:36:03.059 --> 00:36:10.820
He's talking to his son in the car at one moment at one time, and they're being father's son, it's cute, but soccer, what have you.

00:36:10.900 --> 00:36:12.420
And he goes, Don't eat the fries.

00:36:12.579 --> 00:36:13.940
He goes, Don't eat the fries.

00:36:14.179 --> 00:36:17.300
And he goes, he delivers the food to a door, like, oh shit.

00:36:17.539 --> 00:36:19.139
He goes, Where's the ranch?

00:36:19.219 --> 00:36:21.300
He's like, I didn't see that you put ranch.

00:36:21.380 --> 00:36:26.659
He goes, Oh, you put that in delivery notes, not you know, order notes.

00:36:26.900 --> 00:36:27.300
Right.

00:36:27.460 --> 00:36:28.579
He goes, What's the difference?

00:36:28.659 --> 00:36:31.460
He's like, Well, pretty much I don't see the shit until after the fact.

00:36:31.539 --> 00:36:33.139
Like, it doesn't make it it.

00:36:33.539 --> 00:36:36.900
Right, and I get that because I've been a delivery person, like I get that.

00:36:37.139 --> 00:36:39.780
Delivery notes go in delivery, order goes in order, right?

00:36:39.860 --> 00:36:40.019
Right.

00:36:40.179 --> 00:36:42.900
He goes, Well, I can't have wings without ranch.

00:36:43.059 --> 00:36:47.059
I'm like, Oh, this is how you could tell this at the Midwest, because Midwest is all about the ranch, East Coast.

00:36:47.619 --> 00:36:50.500
Yeah, but also, oh well, yeah, yeah.

00:36:50.659 --> 00:36:54.019
You could have, yeah, I didn't have wings with ranch until I moved here.

00:36:54.260 --> 00:36:56.500
But that's because they can make blue cheese.

00:36:56.900 --> 00:37:01.619
But I do like ranch on my wings, but I if but if I don't have it, I could do blue cheese.

00:37:01.860 --> 00:37:14.179
I was always blue cheese, but the funny thing is, they don't do they can't make blue cheese here like they do in the east coast, and then fun fact East Coast Ranch is not as good as mid Midwest Ranch.

00:37:14.340 --> 00:37:20.820
I I buy that, and but I was just like, wow, because I try to get blue cheese here, I'm like, this sucks.

00:37:21.219 --> 00:37:26.260
So I can but anyway, it's kind of it's kind of cool.

00:37:28.340 --> 00:37:31.699
Um, so the guy just shoves it back in his like, I don't want this now.

00:37:31.780 --> 00:37:32.900
He's like, Yeah, you can eat it.

00:37:33.300 --> 00:37:35.460
Yeah, I was so mad.

00:37:35.780 --> 00:37:36.579
That's bullshit.

00:37:36.820 --> 00:37:37.460
You know damn well.

00:37:37.539 --> 00:37:42.980
I'm like, I'm personally, if you can't live without ranch, you should have a bottle of ranch in your refrigerator.

00:37:43.059 --> 00:37:43.300
You can't.

00:37:43.460 --> 00:37:45.380
I know how bad is that, right?

00:37:46.179 --> 00:37:48.739
Because people here keep ranch, they homemade ranch.

00:37:48.980 --> 00:37:52.900
They they yeah, ranch is like Bustello.

00:37:53.300 --> 00:37:55.780
Okay, like it's it's a staple.

00:37:56.179 --> 00:37:57.860
She's like, oh, I get it now.

00:37:58.099 --> 00:37:58.980
I get it.

00:38:03.059 --> 00:38:11.139
Um because of the stress and the aggravation of his new job, Beth pitches an idea to Rio.

00:38:12.340 --> 00:38:15.619
They could run the money through a spa dealership.

00:38:16.659 --> 00:38:26.099
Car washers, he says, are the are high in the government's hit list for laundry bills, second to coin laundromats.

00:38:26.739 --> 00:38:30.260
But hot tub dealers, and then he goes, You mean spa?

00:38:33.860 --> 00:38:36.579
And then he tells dude, go ahead, pay her.

00:38:36.900 --> 00:38:39.780
So that means have a payroll.

00:38:40.099 --> 00:38:46.659
But but this scene was good because he's playing pool and she comes in and she's like, So here's the idea.

00:38:47.219 --> 00:39:01.059
And it's funny because like in the caption, like it shows what she says, and then it just shows him and it's like speaking Spanish, and what he's like, and he's like, pure trash is what he said.

00:39:01.780 --> 00:39:14.659
Because she's talking, and he said under his book, pure trash, and then she's like, Well, you just don't like it because it wasn't your idea, idea, and he's completely like ignoring her.

00:39:14.820 --> 00:39:22.739
Um, and then he she says something, and I forgot what he says, but he and then he like he says in Spanish again.

00:39:23.219 --> 00:39:41.619
Um I forgot what he says to her, but he's just kind of like putting her off, and he's like making fun of what she says, and he and then she takes one of the balls from the pool table and she throws it at the painting and she smashes the glass.

00:39:42.659 --> 00:39:52.179
So when then she after she goes through that whole what's on the list and what's not, her elevator pitch, yeah.

00:39:52.420 --> 00:39:56.179
And then he's like, pay her and deduct the artwork.

00:39:58.579 --> 00:40:00.179
He's so cool about it though.

00:40:00.340 --> 00:40:10.099
Like, all right, I mean in typical Rio fashion, he even though he was like brushing her off, he was really listening.

00:40:10.900 --> 00:40:12.420
Oh, of course he was, yeah.

00:40:13.380 --> 00:40:15.219
And you have to have thick skin to deal with him.

00:40:15.300 --> 00:40:16.179
So I give her that.

00:40:16.340 --> 00:40:17.699
She doesn't back down.

00:40:19.940 --> 00:40:22.260
So she's back on the payroll.

00:40:23.139 --> 00:40:26.659
They have accounts to fit, they're another way to clean their money.

00:40:26.980 --> 00:40:28.659
It's a win-win situation.

00:40:28.980 --> 00:40:32.420
Oh, that he said he was making fun of her when she said system.

00:40:32.900 --> 00:40:35.380
I'm like trying listening in my head, and I'm like, what the fuck did he say?

00:40:35.460 --> 00:40:39.780
Because she was like, There's a whole system of ways you can cook the books, and then he was like, system.

00:40:43.059 --> 00:40:45.059
Like he was just, you know.

00:40:46.340 --> 00:40:47.780
So go ahead, sorry.

00:40:48.019 --> 00:40:49.699
No, I forgot about that part.

00:40:49.860 --> 00:40:51.940
I keep losing my space, my spot.

00:40:52.099 --> 00:40:54.980
Losing my space, my spot, my way.

00:40:55.300 --> 00:40:56.980
I keep losing it.

00:40:57.860 --> 00:41:02.420
On her high of getting her job back, Beth meets up with Mr.

00:41:02.500 --> 00:41:04.099
Fitzpatrick again.

00:41:04.900 --> 00:41:13.699
And they're in a like an empty apartment lofts across the street from like a street, across the street from like a busy area, anywho.

00:41:14.099 --> 00:41:14.659
Yeah.

00:41:14.980 --> 00:41:17.139
Like and he's playing with the intersection.

00:41:17.460 --> 00:41:17.940
Thank you.

00:41:18.099 --> 00:41:20.980
He's playing with his snipe, his sniper rifle.

00:41:21.860 --> 00:41:22.579
He's playing.

00:41:24.420 --> 00:41:25.059
Wow.

00:41:26.739 --> 00:41:27.940
He sure is.

00:41:28.179 --> 00:41:30.980
He's playing with his sniper rifle.

00:41:31.300 --> 00:41:32.980
Say that three times fast.

00:41:33.300 --> 00:41:34.579
No, say it three times fast.

00:41:34.659 --> 00:41:35.380
No, I'm just joking.

00:41:35.460 --> 00:41:36.260
That was a joke.

00:41:38.099 --> 00:41:40.500
Sniper rifle, sniper rifle, sniper rifle.

00:41:40.579 --> 00:41:41.139
I did it.

00:41:41.380 --> 00:41:41.940
Kind of.

00:41:42.179 --> 00:41:45.059
No, you did it a hundred percent better than I did.

00:41:47.059 --> 00:41:49.219
Right after I said I wasn't gonna do it, too.

00:41:50.099 --> 00:41:50.980
Badass.

00:41:52.500 --> 00:41:56.500
Brennan would be so mad because I said something and then I didn't follow through with it.

00:41:56.739 --> 00:41:57.619
Oh no.

00:41:59.460 --> 00:42:02.099
I think you should call him up right now just to piss him off.

00:42:02.900 --> 00:42:04.179
Like, do you know what I said?

00:42:04.260 --> 00:42:07.699
I said I wasn't gonna do something, and then three seconds later, I didn't.

00:42:07.940 --> 00:42:08.260
I did it.

00:42:08.420 --> 00:42:09.460
And you know what happened?

00:42:09.619 --> 00:42:11.300
We laughed, and the world didn't end.

00:42:11.539 --> 00:42:12.820
The world did not end.

00:42:13.059 --> 00:42:15.300
Yes, his sanity might though.

00:42:15.619 --> 00:42:24.659
I I'm sorry, last night in preparation for recording, I never even got to watch the next episode because I was like, let me go watch that other episode.

00:42:24.980 --> 00:42:27.380
Oh, go back and re watch what you want to listen to.

00:42:27.539 --> 00:42:28.659
I'm glad you did.

00:42:28.900 --> 00:42:29.539
Yeah.

00:42:30.820 --> 00:42:37.619
So he has a little, oh my god, what is wrong with me?

00:42:38.260 --> 00:42:39.460
Telescope setup.

00:42:39.619 --> 00:42:41.059
He goes, What do you see?

00:42:41.300 --> 00:42:43.619
And she's like, people, stores, whatever.

00:42:43.780 --> 00:42:44.739
He's like, Yeah, look again.

00:42:44.900 --> 00:42:45.539
What else do you see?

00:42:45.619 --> 00:42:50.500
And she looks and you see um Rio's G-Wagon pull up.

00:42:50.820 --> 00:42:54.579
And she looks at him like a little bit of expectation, like, is this it?

00:42:54.659 --> 00:42:55.139
Are we doing it?

00:42:55.219 --> 00:42:55.780
Is we doing it?

00:42:55.860 --> 00:42:56.739
Are we doing it?

00:42:57.780 --> 00:43:00.179
And he goes, Tell me when.

00:43:01.539 --> 00:43:02.820
So she looks.

00:43:04.739 --> 00:43:07.380
She's like, do it now.

00:43:08.099 --> 00:43:09.300
And he shoots.

00:43:10.260 --> 00:43:15.300
And she looks kind of she looks a little hot in the pants when that happened, because I would have been hot in the pants.

00:43:15.380 --> 00:43:17.059
Maybe that's just me projecting.

00:43:18.179 --> 00:43:26.260
And she looks, Rio gets out the car, and there's a paint um on his window.

00:43:26.739 --> 00:43:27.940
But that wasn't Rio.

00:43:28.739 --> 00:43:29.539
No, it wasn't Rio.

00:43:29.699 --> 00:43:30.900
It was, it was somebody else, though, right?

00:43:31.460 --> 00:43:33.539
It was just some like random guy.

00:43:33.699 --> 00:43:34.260
I said random.

00:43:34.500 --> 00:43:35.300
But the same kind of car.

00:43:35.619 --> 00:43:36.500
Car, right.

00:43:37.460 --> 00:43:38.820
Rio look alike.

00:43:39.059 --> 00:43:41.219
It was like she he shot it with like a paintball gun.

00:43:41.539 --> 00:43:42.260
Paintball, thank you.

00:43:42.420 --> 00:43:43.059
I couldn't get that.

00:43:43.139 --> 00:43:44.980
Why couldn't I remember the name balls?

00:43:45.619 --> 00:43:47.380
Maybe because I'm like getting enough.

00:43:47.619 --> 00:43:49.059
She goes, what was that about?

00:43:49.219 --> 00:43:52.420
He goes, Oh, after she said, after he hits it, she looks.

00:43:52.579 --> 00:43:54.980
He says, You're ready.

00:43:55.219 --> 00:43:56.659
I'll put you back in the books.

00:43:56.900 --> 00:43:57.460
Uh-huh.

00:43:59.699 --> 00:44:01.539
She goes, What was that for?

00:44:01.860 --> 00:44:04.099
He goes, You and I are more alike than you think.

00:44:04.260 --> 00:44:05.940
She goes, Oh, we're nothing alike.

00:44:06.179 --> 00:44:08.980
He said, Yeah, because I was bored too.

00:44:09.219 --> 00:44:13.940
Because I think he asked her at one point, like, how did you end up in this?

00:44:14.019 --> 00:44:16.019
Like, how'd you end up living, like doing this?

00:44:16.099 --> 00:44:25.219
And she was like, Because he looked her up and he's like, you know, a mom winning the baking contest like seven years in a row.

00:44:25.460 --> 00:44:30.260
And you know, like, how did you get caught up with a guy like him?

00:44:30.420 --> 00:44:31.380
And that's what she says.

00:44:31.460 --> 00:44:33.619
She goes, I got bored.

00:44:34.179 --> 00:44:37.380
And afterwards, that's what he was like, I got bored once too.

00:44:38.179 --> 00:44:38.820
Yeah.

00:44:39.539 --> 00:44:42.260
Um, Lisa, I am kind of bored.

00:44:42.420 --> 00:44:48.019
I can get to a side side hustle besides podcasting.

00:44:48.420 --> 00:44:48.739
Okay.

00:44:48.980 --> 00:44:51.539
Well get on it.

00:44:52.739 --> 00:44:53.059
Okay.

00:44:53.780 --> 00:44:54.099
Okay.

00:44:54.579 --> 00:44:54.900
Okay.

00:44:58.659 --> 00:45:01.699
I can't remember the last time I was bored in my life.

00:45:02.019 --> 00:45:06.739
Maybe you know, if I get bored enough and do the side hustle, you can get bored too.

00:45:07.780 --> 00:45:09.059
I would actually love that.

00:45:09.219 --> 00:45:09.619
Thank you.

00:45:09.780 --> 00:45:10.099
Okay.

00:45:10.340 --> 00:45:11.139
Okay, Bet.

00:45:14.659 --> 00:45:16.179
Ben had come at one point.

00:45:16.260 --> 00:45:22.099
Ben had come had comes home and Annie is watching TV and he goes, What about you study for your GET?

00:45:22.340 --> 00:45:27.219
She's like, Yeah, and she ignoring his question and talking about this TV show.

00:45:27.460 --> 00:45:29.780
And she's like, it got rescheduled.

00:45:30.340 --> 00:45:31.300
He's like, by who?

00:45:31.460 --> 00:45:32.659
She was like, by me.

00:45:32.900 --> 00:45:38.179
So Ben is being the adult and he gets her studying and they're doing all this testing.

00:45:38.659 --> 00:45:39.219
Brilliant.

00:45:39.300 --> 00:45:41.699
And my notes say Ben is the shit.

00:45:41.780 --> 00:45:57.539
Because, first of all, in the previous scene, when she's there with Uncle Darren, and he's like, you know, just, you know, we'll we'll see you again when Ben is ready to study for like the MCAT, the LSAT, the G Mat, and Ben is like, because I'm gonna be like lots of Dr.

00:45:57.699 --> 00:45:59.139
Lawyer, Wall Street guy.

00:45:59.219 --> 00:45:59.940
Like, right.

00:46:01.380 --> 00:46:04.420
I was like, I don't even know what all those tests are for.

00:46:04.579 --> 00:46:09.940
Like, I know what obviously I know what's like LSAT's the legal G Mat.

00:46:10.659 --> 00:46:11.860
What's the G Mat?

00:46:12.500 --> 00:46:12.820
Business.

00:46:13.139 --> 00:46:14.019
See, you don't know either.

00:46:14.500 --> 00:46:15.539
No, business, I guess.

00:46:15.619 --> 00:46:16.019
Okay, Dr.

00:46:16.420 --> 00:46:16.500
Right.

00:46:16.579 --> 00:46:17.780
So I guess Indian Wall Street.

00:46:18.179 --> 00:46:18.420
Dr.

00:46:18.579 --> 00:46:18.980
Lawyer.

00:46:21.380 --> 00:46:23.219
So he's also gonna be the village people.

00:46:23.380 --> 00:46:23.780
Got it.

00:46:23.940 --> 00:46:24.659
Um right.

00:46:24.900 --> 00:46:25.300
Oh, wait.

00:46:25.380 --> 00:46:28.260
I don't want Orion to get to cancel us.

00:46:28.900 --> 00:46:29.940
Oh, jeez.

00:46:30.820 --> 00:46:31.139
Okay.

00:46:31.460 --> 00:46:40.820
Well, just in case you guys listen to this uh this series, we are currently doing math season 17 on our bonus series.

00:46:40.980 --> 00:46:42.179
Check it out, check us out.

00:46:42.340 --> 00:46:46.019
Oh my god, it is like drama, drama, drama.

00:46:46.260 --> 00:46:51.539
So you understand all our side jokes because you want to be down with the get down, right?

00:46:53.139 --> 00:47:08.019
So then in this scene, when he sees that she's not studying for her test, and she and and then he's like, Oh, but and she's like, No, no, no, but I can't, and he he's like, Okay, well then if you give up, I give up.

00:47:08.500 --> 00:47:09.860
And she's like, wait, what?

00:47:10.099 --> 00:47:10.739
What?

00:47:11.219 --> 00:47:18.820
And he he takes his book bag to the hallway to like the um the trash chute, and he threatens to throw it down.

00:47:18.980 --> 00:47:20.820
He's like, All right, well then I'm done too.

00:47:20.980 --> 00:47:26.420
I'll get a job at the like the quickie mart, and you know, fine, no big deal.

00:47:26.579 --> 00:47:30.340
And that's when it like kind of really hits her.

00:47:30.820 --> 00:47:32.500
That Uno reverse.

00:47:32.900 --> 00:47:35.699
Yeah, reverse, reverse.

00:47:36.420 --> 00:47:40.900
So they go back in, they set up, they study like all night.

00:47:42.500 --> 00:47:50.579
And you're like, you know, you you get like the video montage of her studying and Red Bulls and pillows and testing and all that.

00:47:51.300 --> 00:47:53.219
I was just like, wow, that's some serious shit.

00:47:53.380 --> 00:47:56.500
And that still wouldn't work on me because I could probably fall asleep afterwards.

00:47:56.820 --> 00:47:58.019
Hell, hell yeah.

00:47:58.260 --> 00:48:02.659
Um, unfortunately, she fails her test.

00:48:03.059 --> 00:48:07.139
Um, we know this because Ben opens the door and it's Josh there.

00:48:07.300 --> 00:48:11.139
He goes, Yeah, you need to you need to fix this shit.

00:48:11.300 --> 00:48:15.139
Like, and I kind of took a bad enough, right?

00:48:15.219 --> 00:48:16.980
He goes, took you long enough.

00:48:17.300 --> 00:48:22.179
And he's at the head of the bed and he's talking to her about because she's all the way under the covers.

00:48:22.340 --> 00:48:22.659
Right.

00:48:22.820 --> 00:48:32.820
And then she pops a head out at the foot of the bed, and he's just like, and he's like, Come on, it can't be that bad, and blah, blah, blah.

00:48:32.980 --> 00:48:38.340
And then you tried, and she's like, They said I scored on the high end, high end of a sixth grader.

00:48:38.579 --> 00:48:40.579
He goes, and this was the high end.

00:48:44.980 --> 00:48:46.260
Yeah, yeah.

00:48:46.420 --> 00:48:47.940
So that happened.

00:48:49.059 --> 00:48:57.219
I don't think so they go out, but they go out to like a bar, you know, and they're drinking and talking, whatever.

00:48:57.380 --> 00:48:59.460
He's trying to cheer her up.

00:49:01.699 --> 00:49:15.059
And then at one point, um, you know, like they're having like really good back and forth banter, and it it is, it's very friendly, it's it's fine.

00:49:15.300 --> 00:49:23.539
And then he's he's she's like, Oh, I learned all the something of Russia, and he's like, Okay, well, if you can spell Chechnya, the drinks are on me.

00:49:23.780 --> 00:49:36.900
So she's like she goes one thing anyway, but oh yeah, yeah, but then she's like, C H N Y A.

00:49:37.139 --> 00:49:56.500
He's like, I don't he's like, there is no letter H in any language, and and like he he's like holding her hand at this point, like he has his hand over hers, and it you know, it kind of puts like a a pause, right?

00:49:56.579 --> 00:50:09.380
You know, it like totally um focuses the attention onto that moment, and then he's like, Oh, um, I proposed to Lila the other night.

00:50:10.019 --> 00:50:16.900
So two seconds just wanted to tell you okay, two things because I got stuff too.

00:50:17.059 --> 00:50:21.139
Yeah, one, I'm sorry, there is no relationship.

00:50:21.380 --> 00:50:36.659
I mean, unless it's like Lisa, if I'm holding your hands, or if a my gay best friend's holding my hand, in this situation, there's no way you're gonna hold a woman's hand and it not and it just be friendly.

00:50:36.820 --> 00:50:37.780
I'm sorry.

00:50:38.019 --> 00:50:40.179
You're it just two.

00:50:40.739 --> 00:50:41.860
This is the big one.

00:50:42.019 --> 00:50:42.900
Are you ready?

00:50:43.219 --> 00:50:50.579
If they can't, if she can't sleep in the same household as her boyfriend, how are they gonna what happens once they married?

00:50:56.579 --> 00:50:58.980
Okay, that's where I was going.

00:50:59.780 --> 00:51:01.619
Um that where you were going, no?

00:51:02.260 --> 00:51:19.860
No, you know, my my lovely hippie heart is of the mindset of hey, whatever your relationship means to you, that's what you do, what makes you happy, you know, between you two consenting adults, you want to be married and not live in the same house.

00:51:20.019 --> 00:51:22.179
It ain't my problem, it ain't my business.

00:51:22.420 --> 00:51:23.940
That's all I'll say about that.

00:51:24.579 --> 00:51:32.340
I wouldn't want like if my husband didn't live in my house, he'd have to at least live like next door or like within a five-minute walk.

00:51:32.659 --> 00:51:48.739
Because, you know, I'm okay with like not having to share space, like when I want to decorate the way I want to decorate and put shit where I want to put shit, but other than that, like no no no, I need you nearby.

00:51:49.539 --> 00:51:59.219
Your shit doesn't have to be here, but but you I kind of want you here, so like ideally, if he lived in the house next door, that would be like amazing.

00:51:59.539 --> 00:52:02.659
Yeah, it would be amazing, but okay.

00:52:03.059 --> 00:52:24.500
The thing is with the whole hand holding thing, and obviously I am not British, but I'm not don't I think that that's something no, not allowed to check I think that that's something that is kind of universal.

00:52:25.300 --> 00:52:33.059
You know how like, okay, well, in in in some countries, like this word means right, like we say chips and we mean like potato chips, they say chips, they mean fries.

00:52:33.300 --> 00:52:37.699
I don't think it's something like that means something different there.

00:52:39.619 --> 00:52:46.900
I think when you hold someone's hand like that, it's a very intimate moment.

00:52:48.019 --> 00:52:52.099
Intimate doesn't mean sexual, it doesn't necessarily mean sexual, right?

00:52:52.420 --> 00:53:09.059
But I think but I think that the problem is that he already he already knows that she has feelings for him, and so that was the first time that it happened, and it was a slip-up, okay, right.

00:53:09.139 --> 00:53:11.780
We can we can give it a pass.

00:53:12.500 --> 00:53:19.059
But this is the third slip up, and he was already on notice after the first, because the first one was the hug.

00:53:19.860 --> 00:53:38.099
Then, and then that's when she was like, Oh, you know, like you hugged me, like we, and and then the pizza ended with the pizza, that was number two, which was already like, dude, you you fucking knew, and now it's this.

00:53:38.500 --> 00:53:56.659
I think maybe it's it's like you know, obviously they're written, so there's definitely a direction that the writer takes these characters, but he's gonna say, like, who is this person?

00:53:57.059 --> 00:54:10.820
Maybe this is a person who is lying to himself, good feeling for her, but he's definitely lying to himself, like we're just friends, it means nothing trying to pretend, yeah, yep.

00:54:11.300 --> 00:54:35.940
You know, whether it's because he is committed to Lila or whether it's it's unprofessional because she was his patient, but there's definitely more there, and it sucks for Annie because she's the one who is being toyed with.

00:54:37.699 --> 00:54:39.380
What are you trying to do?

00:54:39.699 --> 00:54:43.860
You're you have frozen in a really funny position.

00:54:44.900 --> 00:54:51.860
That was just and I wanted to show you because I'm five years old, Lisa.

00:54:52.659 --> 00:54:54.340
This is when Lisa yells at me.

00:54:54.579 --> 00:54:56.900
This is when Lisa's like this bitch here.

00:54:59.300 --> 00:55:06.659
I know at this point I'm getting a little bored of the whole Josh Annie thing.

00:55:07.300 --> 00:55:14.900
I think like the variety's nature just wrap that part of the storyline up.

00:55:15.380 --> 00:55:16.659
You know what I mean?

00:55:17.300 --> 00:55:23.300
Okay, not wrap up, not get rid of him, but that part of their storyline needs to be wrapped up.

00:55:23.380 --> 00:55:25.460
I'm tired, I'm getting bored of it already.

00:55:26.579 --> 00:55:30.820
I'm yeah, I don't I don't feel exactly that way.

00:55:30.900 --> 00:55:32.820
Like, I'm not necessarily bored or whatever.

00:55:32.980 --> 00:55:36.980
It's just I like them together.

00:55:37.219 --> 00:55:37.539
I do.

00:55:38.980 --> 00:55:40.820
I still need Annie and Josh.

00:55:40.980 --> 00:55:49.860
I just need them to figure out the writers need to figure out what they're gonna do with it as opposed to well, they want they, will they want figure something out with them?

00:55:50.179 --> 00:55:51.300
Yeah, I get that part.

00:55:51.380 --> 00:55:52.099
Yeah, yeah.

00:55:52.179 --> 00:56:01.699
Like I like them, I do, but it's only so much, it's only so far they can keep dragging that part of that storyline.

00:56:01.940 --> 00:56:03.460
Let's branch it off somewhere else.

00:56:03.699 --> 00:56:04.019
Okay.

00:56:05.699 --> 00:56:08.179
Now we're gonna close with Donegan again.

00:56:08.340 --> 00:56:09.539
Oh, that rhymes.

00:56:10.500 --> 00:56:24.179
So the reviewing the suspect list, and Henry sees a suspect who's been a long-standing member of the church that organized the trip to the salon.

00:56:25.380 --> 00:56:33.460
And this person has absolutely nothing in her bank account, but she just purchased a car with cash.

00:56:33.940 --> 00:56:37.539
Yeah, they go through the whole list because they're like when you're gonna be.

00:56:55.460 --> 00:56:56.739
Right, and guess where she works?

00:56:56.820 --> 00:57:01.860
Like, she just bought a car for cash, and guess where she works, and then he throws the nail polish.

00:57:03.539 --> 00:57:06.659
So I hope DL Dave, they're gonna put that on his tab, too.

00:57:06.739 --> 00:57:07.460
The broken nail polish.

00:57:07.940 --> 00:57:10.340
Was it for the donor family?

00:57:10.739 --> 00:57:11.940
Guilty them for a car.

00:57:12.179 --> 00:57:15.300
First of all, Ruby, you're so worried about being a good person.

00:57:16.579 --> 00:57:20.340
You did not see the scare, and I'm a little disappointed.

00:57:20.500 --> 00:57:23.860
And I feel like Stan should have seen it.

00:57:24.980 --> 00:57:27.059
Why someone should have seen it?

00:57:27.460 --> 00:57:28.579
Um, yeah.

00:57:29.139 --> 00:57:44.420
But I I okay, so obviously we don't know all the details, but like buying a car for cash, what kind of car did you buy?

00:57:44.739 --> 00:57:46.739
Okay, first of all, it could be a used car.

00:57:46.900 --> 00:57:48.980
Because it happens more than you think.

00:57:49.219 --> 00:57:50.659
It happens more often than you think.

00:57:50.900 --> 00:57:51.940
No, not even used.

00:57:52.900 --> 00:57:55.139
That's that's that's my exactly my point.

00:57:55.300 --> 00:57:57.380
Is that you can buy a car?

00:57:57.539 --> 00:58:05.460
Like, if you if you're gonna go and buy a used car for one or two thousand dollars, you can very easily buy that cash because that's the kind of thing, right?

00:58:05.539 --> 00:58:10.739
Like you put a little money week, you put money aside, and then you have the money saved up.

00:58:10.900 --> 00:58:16.500
And especially if it's a private sale, people want cash.

00:58:17.219 --> 00:58:21.059
So I don't think that that now.

00:58:21.139 --> 00:58:27.940
If you went to a dealership and bought a$14,000 car for cash, that's a red flag.

00:58:28.099 --> 00:58:34.260
And it wasn't just that one thing, it's adding them all together, like individually, but all together.

00:58:34.739 --> 00:58:37.780
Right, but the car is really what made it stand out.

00:58:38.099 --> 00:58:38.900
Because why?

00:58:38.980 --> 00:58:47.539
Because I think it's like obviously because you're like, okay, she adds up, but she has nothing in her bank account, but she's gonna buy a car for cash.

00:58:47.940 --> 00:59:08.260
Well, some people just don't have bank accounts on top of working for I think it was because even then she wasn't completely sold until he added, and she works for the salon, like yes, so like I said, she wasn't even Donegan wasn't convinced completely until she started adding all of them together.

00:59:08.420 --> 00:59:15.460
But yeah, yeah, she should have, and if she wasn't gonna buy the car, should she should have bought the car and put it in the donor family's name.

00:59:16.260 --> 00:59:20.260
Or just giving them the money, and figure it out, figure your shit out yourself.

00:59:20.340 --> 00:59:22.659
Like here, here's the money, figure it out yourself.

00:59:23.059 --> 00:59:25.460
Or maybe she didn't want to know she had money.

00:59:25.780 --> 00:59:28.900
Oh, she's she's like, she might have just got the car without her.

00:59:29.139 --> 00:59:31.780
Like, you know, that like here, we got you a car.

00:59:31.860 --> 00:59:33.860
She didn't need to know how she got the car.

00:59:35.139 --> 00:59:36.099
I guess.

00:59:36.500 --> 00:59:36.980
Yeah.

00:59:37.219 --> 00:59:42.900
Because you don't because adding people that would have been adding someone into our business as they learn when Mary Pat.

00:59:43.860 --> 00:59:45.139
That's true.

00:59:45.699 --> 00:59:48.820
But I had nothing else to say about this episode.

00:59:49.139 --> 00:59:50.579
Yeah, neither do I.

00:59:50.820 --> 00:59:52.659
All right, bye guys, see you next week.

00:59:56.579 --> 00:59:57.619
Isolate me.

00:59:57.860 --> 01:00:03.380
If okay, so this is text us if you were Ruby.

01:00:03.780 --> 01:00:13.219
Text us what you would have done if you were in that position and the donor family was like, hey, we need a car.

01:00:14.019 --> 01:00:15.860
Like, how would you have handled it?

01:00:16.179 --> 01:00:16.900
I'm sorry.

01:00:17.059 --> 01:00:18.260
I'm talking to my cat.

01:00:19.219 --> 01:00:19.380
Okay.

01:00:19.619 --> 01:00:22.260
At least it's looking at me like, what the fuck is wrong with this bitch?

01:00:22.500 --> 01:00:23.539
What the fuck are you doing?

01:00:23.860 --> 01:00:24.179
See?

01:00:24.500 --> 01:00:27.940
Who else do I ever who else do I love so much?

01:00:28.980 --> 01:00:30.500
I love my Simon.

01:00:30.739 --> 01:00:31.940
He said, Hi Lita.

01:00:32.659 --> 01:00:34.420
Oh, hi Simon.

01:00:34.980 --> 01:00:41.539
But yeah, I don't have anything else, so visit assassinsips.com for more ways to find us.

01:00:42.099 --> 01:00:42.900
And all the ways.

01:00:42.980 --> 01:00:44.340
Yeah, all the ways.

01:00:44.820 --> 01:00:46.659
Don't drink and drive, drink responsibly.

01:00:46.739 --> 01:00:48.659
And until next time, I'm Lisa.

01:00:48.820 --> 01:00:50.019
And I'm Agnes.

01:00:50.260 --> 01:00:51.860
And we are out of here.

01:00:52.099 --> 01:00:52.820
See you later.

01:00:52.980 --> 01:00:53.539
Bye.