Episodes

text us if... "When life gives you lemons, you can't rob a bank." - Carl In this episode: the privileged life, Rio needs tp for his bunghole, and a fancy food freak-out In other news, believe women! Original episode air date 04/26/2020 please visit https://www.patreon.com/Sasspod/redeem/1785B to ge…

text us if... "You must be a beaver, because... damn." - Eric In this episode: Rain (wo)man Ruby, Brain Holes & Can't Breathe, & 3 times a _____? In other news, who's the night watch and who's the Titanic? Original episode air date 04/19/2020 please visit https://www.patreon.com/Sasspod/red…

text us if... "We're not going to Canada, are we?" - Boomer In this episode: package delivery, duffel bag potty, & Manolo? In other news, now accepting adulting intern applications Original episode air date 04/05/2020 please visit https://www.patreon.com/Sasspod/redeem/1785B to get a free 3 mon…

text us if... "I used to be a cop" - Stan Hill In this episode: red stringing, internet comment sections, & gun training montage magic. In other news, coming soon... Gang Friend Moving & Storage Original episode air date 03/29/2020 please visit https://www.patreon.com/Sasspod/redeem/1785B t…

text us if... "Come here, lick it. Lick it for dada." - Dean Boland In this episode: face palm times Infinity, herpes alternatives, & a "freudian" slip In other news, are we overthinking the cell phone thing? Original episode air date 03/22/2020 please visit https://www.patreon.com/Sasspod/rede…

text us if... text us if... "I want to make it very clear that we have hit a new low, even for us." - Beth Boland In this episode: sandwich cutting, hippy kitty, & future trauma bonding In other news, artistically taken ransom pics Original episode air date 03/15/2020 please visit https://www.p…

text us if... "snacks on snacks" - Annie In this episode: fake money, fake cancer, & a fake baby In other news, pan-tree! Original episode air date 03/08/2020 please visit https://www.patreon.com/Sasspod/redeem/1785B to get a free 3 month membership! publishing regular weekly episodes every oth…

text us if... "No, baby, we're good people... Who do bad tings." - Stan Hill In this episode: egg roll, egg roll, & egg ROLL In other news, Lisa is let down... Original episode air date 03/01/2020 please visit https://www.patreon.com/Sasspod/redeem/1785B to get a free 3 month membership! publis…

text us if... "...Beef stroganoff. Get it?" - Kenny Boland In this episode: actors on the wrong set, bill roulette, & not so dead gang friend In other news, that complicated in-law relationship Original episode air date 02/23/2020 please visit https://www.patreon.com/Sasspod/redeem/1785B to get…

text us if... "Everybody's got problems they've got to live with. Not just me." - Ruby Hill In this episode: tattoos, shoveling, & advice from strippers In other news, why are animals named after food the cutest? Original episode air date 02/16/2020 please visit https://www.patreon.com/Sasspod/…