GOOD GIRLS Grandma Loves Grisham
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"Grandma loves Grisham" - Rio
In this episode: Bad puns, proper way to sex hotline, & no new friends; only new words.
In other news... Lisa can't count, this is episode 6
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Hi and welcome to this episode of Assassin's Sips. Today we're talking about Good Girls, Season 4, Episode 5. Grandma Loves Grisham. I'm Lisa, and today I am sipping red wine.
SPEAKER_02That was all static, but okay. All I heard was wine. But yay, wine. That's always the right answer. What? You're fine now. It's just when you start to talk, it's fine.
SPEAKER_00It just oh, okay, great. Introduce yourself.
SPEAKER_01Oh, you introduced yourself. I forgot you introduced yourself. I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_02That sidetracked because I and I'm the hapless co-host Agnes, and I am just sipping on water.
SPEAKER_01That's all I need to be sipping on.
SPEAKER_00My hot takes are Tyler almost makes me want to work out. Insane. And also that scheme only works on TV. Not not just on TV, but on TV and if you're three white ladies.
SPEAKER_01Yes.
SPEAKER_00And I don't even know how Ruby got in there. But but yeah.
SPEAKER_01Okay. Yeah. Or it also works if you know, if you're a white dude trying to and you're a witness for a brown dude. Okay. But it's against a brown dude. So yeah.
SPEAKER_00Like I'm thinking about like all the or even another brown dude against a brown dude. They wouldn't but you. I don't know. They're like maybe.
SPEAKER_01I mean Jay Adnan. You know? Well you went out. I said Jay Adnan. Oh. Yeah, well yeah. Yeah, so you know. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02It's been a while since we saw him, though. And I'm glad he's doing well. Like you, I was just like, damn, I should get up and do something with my life. And then like, yeah, no, I'm gonna stay in this bed and finish watching this episode instead.
SPEAKER_00Um I tell myself, I I want to look in the mirror and I want to look like J Lo, and then I proceed to like open another bag of potato chips at 10 o'clock at night.
SPEAKER_02So I don't right. I don't understand how the two don't mix. I don't know why. It's not fair. I guess I don't want it that much. No, I want it that much. I just don't want to work for it. So once again, our favorite security guard comes face to face with three maxed armed women. And then it jumps to days earlier. Annie's acting really shady. Ben is like, what are you doing? What are you hiding? What's in the bag? And he's like, What did he say? Hold on. I will tell you. He goes, Is it guns? Is it drugs? Yeah. Is it body parts?
SPEAKER_00And she's just like like tampons or nothing. It's just tampons.
SPEAKER_02And the fact that he's going straight to drugs, guns, or body parts is indicative of what he's dealt with with his mom so far. So he's not far off. But she's taking her GED prep class again. Because she's taking the test again. And I get the not saying something because it's kind of like you don't want to jinx it.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, and I think that there's also a certain amount of like saving face because then if she fails, she doesn't have to face that embarrassment. Right. That's a good point.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00That's why I wouldn't have told anyone.
SPEAKER_02Like it's one thing they know you failed it once, but it's they don't need to know you failed it twice, right? Dean's back home, and obviously he was just chilling on the floor, and I'm like, yeah, I get that. Because sometimes you just just yeah, lay on the floor, look at the ceiling. I get that. But his daughter wants him to take her to her friend's house. He's like, Yo, your mom would do it. She's like, but I want you. Uh, short version, his ankle monitor is not charged, so he ain't going nowhere. He's still feeling some type of way about being put in jail. And I could understand being arrested and now out on bail for something you didn't do. I mean, although he kind of knew where it came from, so you're not exactly innocent. But they really the ladies are obviously, you know, they're going through some shit because they can't work for obvious reasons. So they meet up with Big Kahuna and Agent Hot Mess, Dave and Phoebe. I mean, if you want to call them by their actual names, fine.
SPEAKER_00And I think that they should always be referred to as DL Dave and Agent Hot Mess.
SPEAKER_02DL Dave. Okay, I like DL Dave. Okay, DL Dave and Agent Hot Mess. Got it. So the ladies are like, yeah, when do we get paid? They're like, what? They're like, we have bills to pay, we have things to do. When she's like, Ruby's like, can we get like an advance? He's like, advance on what? And they really don't give a fuck about their problems. Imagine that. I know surprised. I'm surprised about that. Colored me shot. So Beth is going through her day, and she's just what we all do. Everything's come, like you start thinking about everything that's coming at you. So she has DL, she has hot mess, she got gang frag, and it's just coming at her. And then she wakes up, and the girls is with her and the girls the next morning, or more mornings afterwards. And they're just like, what are we gonna do? Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. She's just knitting. Knit one pearl two. And she's going at it. And then all of a sudden, they're like, Well, what do you like? Don't you have something to say? And she holds up a mask. She's like, Why don't you green around the mouth? I'm thinking orange, but that's just my personal take. And you're like, okay, great. We know where this is going. Okay. I see it happen, I see a pattern happening. Meanwhile, Agent Hattmess will backtrack a little bit, doing the whole, hey, we need some money. We're falling, like, we're suffering over here. After DL Dave leaves, BB asks Beth, she's like, what's that on your face? She's like, you mean like makeup? She's like, yeah, what is that called? Ruby goes, eyeshadow? Like, the fuck?
SPEAKER_00I know. Like, I thought she was gonna be like, oh, this is the technique of I I I wouldn't know because I'm also like caveman. You know, but like something eyeshadow is with like, right, like this is the the the cat eye, or this is the smoky eye. Like, right, anything other than just eyeshadow. Eyeshadow. Like, even I own eyeshadow. I don't wear it, but I own it and I know where it goes and I know what it's called.
SPEAKER_02While the girls are knitting their new plan, get it hatching, knitting. Okay, okay. Um, Phoebe is with DL Dave and he goes, What's that on your face? It gives me the whole, you know, when boys or girls are friends, uh, and then they saw he did puberty, and obviously they start changing. And girl wears a makeup. Boys like, what's that on your face? He gives me like 12-year-old boyvans.
SPEAKER_00Like yesterday, they were digging holes on the ball field and like playing. Today went a bar. Right. And today, right. And he doesn't know what to do with that.
SPEAKER_02And he gives her a little warning antidote about one of his CIs and they were best buddies, and he trusted him and then fucked him over. It took him 15 years to climb up that hole. Personally, I don't think he's out that hole yet. He thinks he's out that hole, but I don't, I think I still think.
SPEAKER_00But let's be honest, I think DL Dave likes the holes, but although I guess most men would like a hole one way or the other. So, well, there went that analogy.
SPEAKER_02But I got where you were going, and I'm disturbed at my brain.
SPEAKER_00Well, your brain went exactly where my brain intended it.
SPEAKER_02And that's why I'm disturbed. I I yeah, I mean, out of my brain, disappointed.
SPEAKER_00We've got almost 40 years of friendship behind us, so I don't know what you're talking about.
SPEAKER_02I'm only 25, so there's that.
SPEAKER_00How are you 25 and I'm 29? Someone can't count. I know.
SPEAKER_02You I'm off by I'm off by two, three years. It's fine. It's not a problem.
SPEAKER_00Okay. All right, cool.
SPEAKER_02My daughter goes to me. She finally said it to me. What I've been telling, what I used to tell my mom all the time. Krista goes, she looks at me because I think we went out last weekend with the kids. She goes, don't have kids. I was like, no shit. I said, Oh, you can just get that one like I did, but you know. So after his little warning, Phoebe says, Don't worry, I got this. I'm gonna make her my bitch. Okay, not that Agent Hot Mess isn't smart. Like, I obviously she's a better agent than DL Dave. But I think the ladies are at that no new friend stage.
SPEAKER_00And I think that there's also it's also worth saying that like she can be a great and picking up on evidence and clues and following that chain, but that doesn't necessarily translate into social skills. No, that's like she's obviously very awkward with the social skills.
SPEAKER_02So well, she could use that awkwardness to her advantage. Like, I think it could be it could be switched, it could be it could be used in theory. For example, if I think if this plan of making them her bitch was like two seasons ago, I think it could have worked. I think in this stage of the game, they're just like, no new, like, I think. I don't know. I'm maybe I'm giving this in too much credit.
SPEAKER_00I mean, and in fairness, I mean, we're not running counterfeit organization and running with gang friends, and we're still kind of like no new friends. Like, you know.
SPEAKER_02We're also a little bit more survival mode than they are. I feel like they're just they're react, they're react, they're just they're not proactive, they're reactionary. So we're proactively hate.
SPEAKER_00Reactive different proactive, reactive.
SPEAKER_02What did I say?
SPEAKER_00Reactionary?
SPEAKER_02Whatever. Leave me alone. I'm drinking water and not alcohol. So my brain's not working.
SPEAKER_00Oh my goodness, drink up.
SPEAKER_02I don't I mean, I have alcohol, but I don't want any. I did have my chocolate espresso mantini with my daughter last night. We went out, mother-daughter drinking. It's amazing. So Tyler's working at a he got big things happening. He's working as a security at a jeweler. And Annie invites Tyler over to see how's the new job going? And he goes, nothing. He's like, she's like, how's it like new and exciting? He's like, not so much. She goes, So how do you what did you think about making it exciting? And she starts off without no hesitation. Ruby is using her little wheel around, her little hover round. The hover around, I want one so bad. And she's recording what's going on in the store. They're doing, and then look, Beth and Annie are looking over schematics and cameras and all that other stuff. And then finally they get together, and Annie goes, it's gonna take too long and it's gonna be too hard to get in. Or too hard, like it's gonna, we can't it's not gonna, it's not gonna work out. Beth goes, it's perfect. And that's when you're like, huh.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, they're like something something, didn't they say like, oh, it's like a suicide mission or something?
SPEAKER_02Suicide mission, yeah.
SPEAKER_00And you're like, what the fuck are they up to? You're like, hmm.
SPEAKER_02Plot twist. So the ladies go in, they go in for the kill in the nick of time, they smashing the the displays, taking all the jewelry, and they do it a pretty good time. Like it's kind of like Ocean's Eight, kind of good. Just joking. That that good. Did you see Ocean's Eight?
SPEAKER_01No, you didn't, did you?
SPEAKER_00I didn't I saw the only the first one. Was that 11?
SPEAKER_01Whatever.
SPEAKER_02Okay, Ocean's Eight was add to all the oceans and it backtracks, and it's no definitely sister, which is Sandra Bullock. It's really good. But yeah, you can see Ocean's Eight without seeing the other ones, and it's like you know power, like Nana's in it.
SPEAKER_00No, you know damn well I can't do that.
SPEAKER_02So go watch the other ones so you can watch Ocean's Eight, please.
SPEAKER_00Oh, hold on. I'll just go quit my jobs and my family. Yes. What the fuck? Only priorities, Lisa. Yeah, I know.
SPEAKER_01Stupid me.
SPEAKER_02I know. Beth is about to smash in the last one, and the guy's like, it's already unlocked. She's oh gee, thanks, appreciate it. So they are waiting for Tyler. And here comes the dump to dump. We see what happens in the first scene of this episode. He has his coffee and the donuts. And they're like looking at him, like, what the fuck? Stop us. And then he's handcuffing Annie. He's like, She's like, what the fuck were you? He goes, I didn't get the he goes, she goes, Oh, she goes, donuts? Really? He goes, I thought this was happening tomorrow, not today. So the next thing you see them sitting across from DL Dave, I can't say this without smiling, and Agent Hat Mess. And they're like, oh, well, you know, there's always that casino we can do. Like they go and do all the shit that they can do. Like, hook us up.
SPEAKER_00They're sitting, yeah, because they're sitting there like children who have been sent to the principal's office.
SPEAKER_02They think it's hysterical. Because those who watch enough TV like we do, you know, when someone's a CI, they the FBI or whoever CI they are will bail them out of what trouble they get into so they can continue having them out on the street. So they're like, fine, either pay us or we're gonna have to just make a living our own way. He goes, you know what? Fuck it. You're going in. Like, what fuck it? We what it's over with. She goes, I guess you don't want me to go to that meetup with um Rhea with the boss. With the boss. I'm like, fuck. Like, I guess, guess we kind of had to pay the bitches. So Ruby's back home, and you see her counting out stacks of bills, which one day I would love to do that. I like the way Stan is like, oh, okay, this is where we're at now. She goes, he's like, oh, is it real or fake? He's just like, whatever. So she gives him a plan to help with his things with the fake bags. And she tells him, like, you know, you guys are selling fake fakes. You can get more money out of, you can sell them for higher prices if you sell like really good ones. Like, I have one fake Louie that is in is better, it's better quality than the actual real, than my real Louie. So, yeah, you could actually make more money. So she's put him on to the game, which is I love this. Couple who crimes together stays together. Annie arrives to take her GED test and tries to pay off the proctor, and he's like, You can sit your ass down. So she's like, Great, okay, this is she Annie Annie's. Now it's time for Beth Beth to meet the boss. DL and Hot Mess wire up, and their advice to her if she gets into trouble was to improvise. Great, great. While this is happening, Josh shows up at Annie's house, three sheets to the wind, and he goes, I just came from a stag party. She's like, What? And those of us who watch TV like you and I do, um, know that that's his bachelor party. Over the pond, across the pond, they called it a stag hen and stag. Hen is a bachelorette, stag is the bachelor party. But anywho, even I knew that. Huh? I said, even I knew that. Right, even Lisa knows that. And she doesn't watch movies or anything. So how would he's going through, she's like, it's just Kofi. He's doing the whole jitters thing. And she he's like, she doesn't, she goes, I had to poop. Oh, that's why he kicked her house because he had to poop. And he lights it up. He's like, don't go in there for a couple of days, maybe a week. And he says she doesn't poop. Because he's like, Well, don't you poop at her house? He's like, No, it smells like Gardenia. She's like, Well, that's just to cover the set of her poop. He goes like, no, she really doesn't poop. She gets really, really clean, so she really doesn't have any waste. That's weird as fuck.
SPEAKER_00Is that even actually possible at all? It's not, right? Like, there's no way. And I don't mean to sound like a real idiot, but like there's there's just there's no way, right?
SPEAKER_02No, there's no way, because no, no matter what you ingest, it's going to come out. No matter how clean it is.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_02If you eat nothing but lettuce, it's going to come out. Like. Oh, that I know.
SPEAKER_00But also I I eat my lettuce, you know, with the healthy side of like chips and salsa.
SPEAKER_02So Lisa's a resident rabbit and she loves her. Make sure she's not rabbit though. She might have a rabbit day, but she's not a rabbit rabbit. Say that three times fast.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, I did eat my salad last night every night. And it comes out, right? Well, yeah. Exactly. But also, like I said, it's not like I eat very clean. I, you know, that's it's balance.
SPEAKER_02Everything in moderation.
SPEAKER_00Like, I eat salad, but then I also eat, you know, like fried chicken, so and Chinese food. And chips and salsa.
SPEAKER_02So as a person who lived about six, seven years of her life eating very clean, I gotta get back to it. It's just so depressing to have to cook with myself. It comes out. It's still gonna come out. But Annie asks him a very perceptive question. She's asking him, is it that you want to be with me or you just don't want to be with her? And pretty much like we know the answer. Leave me alone. But as they're having that thank you for dealing with me, hug, you know, thanks for being there for me, hug. Here comes Ben. He's like, Why aren't I surprised? She's like, it's not what you think. He's like, you're begging your shrink. She's like, no, it's not. He's like, but you're sneaking out. And she goes, No, I'm doing my GED test. I took my GED test again. So Jim Ben is obviously happy for her. So yay. Um, of course, it took her like forever because her neighbor's Wi-Fi sucks. But she's able to finally check her test. And she found with Ben that she's gonna be.
SPEAKER_00She's like holding the laptop up in the shower. Yeah, right. Trying to get a signal.
SPEAKER_02So she passed, and I like the fact that she found out she passed with Ben. So that was a beautiful moment. Stan comes home and tells Ruby that he got his cut from her idea. And the living room is littered with fake bags. As far as the eye can see, I would totally buy a fake Chloe. I'm not above buying a fake bag. I miss Canal Street. And of course, how much money they make would depend on how much they can actually sell the bags for. Oh, stop. Pause. I skipped the whole section. Sorry. Beth meets Rio. Yeah. And she goes to meet the boss. And it's his granny. And I am not surprised. So she's having a little picnic with his whole family. Like, can you imagine how many women date men and never meet their family? She has a couple of cookies and does some illegal business transactions. She's meeting the family. I mean, she got everything. I know. I know. Like, if you haven't met Dude's family, you need, you know, you need to know where you stand if you haven't met the family.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, but maybe some dudes just take you to meet their family because they want you to be more than what you're doing.
SPEAKER_02Comfortable when they fuck you over. At one point, so you have Rio's cus customer. Rio's cousin kind of like asking the hard questions. Rio actually puts his hand on Beth's back, dangerously close to the wire. So she excuses herself. She goes to take the wire off, and she's freaking out because she can't find anywhere to put it. She hides it behind the shelving of books.
SPEAKER_00I know where I would have put it.
SPEAKER_01Where would you put it?
SPEAKER_00I would have put it where he where nobody was gonna find it that night because I wasn't gonna let myself get into that situation. Oh not a grandma's house.
SPEAKER_02So But the Y is like a box, too. Like there's a box to the Y.
SPEAKER_00It would have fit. You got you could a baby could come out of there. I know you don't know that part. You would have she would have been fine. And if she didn't put it in, she just went out.
SPEAKER_02I do know that part, Lisa. Just because I didn't know that part.
SPEAKER_00She could have just put it in her panties still. Like it didn't have to go in. She still could have just put it in her panties. He wasn't gonna, you know. I mean, he might have, but that would have been a lot easier to like brush away in grandma's house than on the back. She's saying.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_00I don't know why you look at me like that.
SPEAKER_02You said it could fit in there, so I'm just like, okay. Then you kind of insulted me, but okay. Um so I insulted.
SPEAKER_00Wait, wait, how did I insult you? He's like, I know you don't know about that part. Like, not exactly. That's not an insult.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, it kind of sells my intelligence just a little bit there, but okay.
SPEAKER_00No, I don't just a little bit there. I wasn't insulting your intelligence. I meant from experience. Okay.
SPEAKER_02So he walks in after she hides it, and he goes, So I guess you figured it out. And she's like, figure what out? Grams loves Grisham, as the title of this episode is. Um they do a little, they get a little bit of close. She goes to take his pants off. He's like, uh-uh. He just pulls her dress up. That's a quickie, that was a hot quickie, and I'm here for that. As he's leaving, he goes, By the way, they like you. And I guess he does too. Like he likes her well enough. Doing the whole you know moment, Agent Hotmes goes, What is she doing? DL goes, she's improvising. Then I was like, DL would know about that, but that's just my personal opinion.
SPEAKER_00I think most adults would know that, but Agent Hotmes is a little bit more socially stunted, so that's why she doesn't know that. Yeah. Like you and I would have figured it out. And we're not like on the DL.
SPEAKER_02So, like you just would have well, I just think about of the two, he would have. Okay. Yeah, that's what I meant. Like, of the two, he definitely would have. And you know, we just like sex. So we I don't know me. I probably would assume that even if they weren't, I wouldn't just assumed it because that's where my mind goes. Oh, absolutely. A hundred percent.
SPEAKER_00As soon as I was the right answer. As soon as I heard one heavy breath, I would have been like, oh, hey now.
SPEAKER_02You're an all-star. Get you cave on, go, go.
SPEAKER_00I would have been like, I'm listening.
SPEAKER_01I'm listening.
SPEAKER_00I want to hear the ass clap. Come on.
SPEAKER_01I just got a visual. I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_00Lisa. You know you would have been too, and everybody would have been. And if you say no, you're fucking lying.
SPEAKER_02Okay. We need to be able to get a part-time job with some kind of agency so we can surveil just to listen to that. Okay.
SPEAKER_00Okay. I think I should be a sex phone operator. Is anybody hiring? I could always use another job. And I like the work-from-home aspect.
SPEAKER_02And the whole, like, I can see you doing, like, saying the nastiest shit as you're knitting and watching the office. Jackie's yes.
SPEAKER_00Or maybe SVU. You never know.
SPEAKER_02Oh, whatever. Like the most unsexiest thing you will be doing as you're sitting there talking about. Absolutely shit. And I'm pretty sure every phone sex operator is doing the same thing. They're probably like someone else.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, and if they're not, I think they're doing it wrong. But if you own a sex hotline and you need an operator, just, you know, text the show. Let us know. We're I think we're both in at this point.
SPEAKER_01I'm in her hands.
SPEAKER_00Like, I'm in. I'll make sure I have a cold. Oh wow, that's a funny thing. I will give myself a cold.
SPEAKER_02As we know, I sound better when I'm sick. So I will I got I would stay.
SPEAKER_00Oh I I got everything you need right here. Okay, anyway. Oh, baby. And here come all the unsolicited dick pics. Great.
SPEAKER_02You know what would be really sad if we don't forget those.
SPEAKER_00Like I feel like I'll be offended. If you send an unsolicited dick pic, I'm gonna judge it and post it. And I'm gonna I'm gonna embarrass your dick. So don't do that. Don't do it. I will make you cry. I hope they do so we can't make them cry. Come on.
SPEAKER_02And we know what part of the 62 million they are part of. Okay. Dean is very back at the Bullmann's house. Dean is extremely frustrated. He has a three-block radius of his house. He rebuilt his bike so he can't. Because you saw the guys.
SPEAKER_00Huh? On some days, I wish I had a three-block radius of my house.
SPEAKER_02You're like, sorry, can't. Well, you know, we have the blueprint for that now. Oh, that that's we've been watching it.
SPEAKER_00We can I don't know if we're gonna have to get a we've been taking notes. We're fine.
SPEAKER_02Okay. Watching the what are they biking?
SPEAKER_00Are they like a just I want to say like a bike game, but it's it's like a biking club.
SPEAKER_02The unofficial biking club. Yeah, bicycling club. I think we need to say bicycling so we can understand.
SPEAKER_00Cycling. Bicycling. Bicycling. Bicycling.
SPEAKER_01Oh.
SPEAKER_00What is all bicycling? A bicycling club. Because we're idiots, that's why.
SPEAKER_02I'm gonna be saying that the whole day. You know that, right?
SPEAKER_00Okay. Good.
SPEAKER_02Over and over. Bicycling.
SPEAKER_00You say that and you can think of me. Bicycling. Bicycling.
SPEAKER_02I feel like it's gonna be like you're gonna make that into a new position. I feel like you're gonna make that into a position. You're gonna make something dirty out of it.
SPEAKER_00Alright, I gotta think about what a bicycling position would be.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, you're gonna make it dirty. Why someone be like, actually, this is what I'm waiting for that text. Actually, it's already been.
SPEAKER_00It's already definitely gotta be something. Yeah. As we go, at least it's Googling now. Everything was something. I should. I'm not, but I should.
SPEAKER_02So when Beth comes home, obviously Dean is just a little full on looking at the guys just riding their bicycles without him. And he feels like it's a whole new prison for him. Beth then asks the kids to turn the TV up. Dean has more FOMO. He's having FOMO? Is that what you said? Mm-hmm. Okay. I had a glitch of the There was a glitch of the Matrix. Okay. Oh. Bethesda. And then she gets to talking.
SPEAKER_00So that's the end of the episode. I feel like that scene with Rio and Beth. And I I know like you can't really answer because I don't remember.
SPEAKER_02Or don't know.
SPEAKER_00No, I don't know. I don't I don't I I hate when you're like, oh, I don't remember because that's bullshit. Because like you still understand the nuance of oh, I thought you'll be something else comic.
SPEAKER_02I thought you're gonna be something else.
SPEAKER_00Well, yes and no. But like it made me kind of question, like, you know, in the last episode, he undressed her to check if she was wearing a wire. Not the last episode, I think the episode before that. Well, whatever. Right. Anyway, he previously undressed her to check for a wire. Was that what he was doing now? Or and did it like is is that what was in his mind? But then because she came on to him, he was like, Well, maybe this is a way I can get both.
SPEAKER_02I think he would have checked before he sat her down with his family.
SPEAKER_00I don't know. I don't know. I mean it's that seems more logical, yes. But I don't know, or or was it just like was it just that like element of sneakiness and danger and you know all of those kinds of things? Was it to keep her into him? You know what I mean? Like I don't know, like that part just really had you know the the red string going. I don't know. Like it just seemed like, you know, one minute he's kinda like no and and what the fuck, and and the next minute he's like, come meet grandma. Like So I d I don't know. But um I don't I don't think I have anything else on this on this episode. Okay. Next episode. I think it's Carolyn with a Y. Oh, okay, Carolyn with the Y. What other letter would you put there? Isn't it always a Y? I don't know. Anyway, that's not my name. I don't know. L-I-N-E. That's Caroline. Anyway, thank you for uh hanging out with us and listening to this episode. Text us for stuff and you know, visit assassinstips.com for all the ways. Don't drink and drive drunk responsibly, and until next time, I am Lisa. And I am Agnes. And we are out of here. See you later. Bye.
SPEAKER_02Speaking of glitch in the Matrix, do you remember the story I told you about Krista having my glitch in the matrix with me? With the car? Yeah, she's not re driving off the lot. I was like, no, I'm upstairs at my desk. She's like, no, I saw you remember. I don't ask me why I checked this or something, made me check it around that same period. Give or take a day or two. I don't know exactly when they did it, but CERN was starting the re the awakening period of their particle accelerator, the particle accelerator. They are starting to wake up the accelerator from its week. They had like a winter shutdown. They shut down for the winter. Within a couple of days of that situation, they were starting to process open again. They were reawakening it. I was like, hmm, did that cause the glitch? I don't know. We never know. That's a real stretch, but okay. Okay. This particular situation, maybe. But when you're messing with particles and trying to recreate dark matter, you're trying to say not impossible, I guess. Someone knows the house shit. How many glitches do you think we've may have been a part of? We just don't know.
SPEAKER_00That's interesting. I think you need some red strings now. My red strings are based on science, at least. Everything is science if you back it up far enough. Well, yours is based on TV shows. Well, yeah, but like the science of TV shows. By a scientific method to them. So like thus, science.















