GOOD GIRLS Jeff

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Hi, and welcome to this episode of Assassin's Simpsons. Today we're talking about Good Girls, Season 2, Episode 12, Jeff. I'm Lisa. Uh uh.

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What? I feel stupid. I watched it twice and I don't know why it's called Jeff. I don't oh, her husband's name is Jeff. Never mind. Okay.

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I saw your face and I'm like, oh shit. Did I watch the wrong episode? No, I just I'm stupid. Okay. As I was saying, I'm Lisa, and today I'm sipping on a little bit of Doctor It Up coffee because oh yeah, it's been a week. It's been a day.

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It's been a lifetime, right?

SPEAKER_01 0:51

You know.

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It's been a life. Yeah, it's it's been a fucking year to say the least.

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And um, I'm Agnes, and I am sipping on a green tea matcha latte with a matcha co foam that I've made myself. Ha ha.

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I know those cold foams are so fucking good, but they're so annoying. Mm-hmm. They're so annoying.

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I feel bad every time I order one. I was like, I'm so sorry.

SPEAKER_01 1:25

Don't feel bad. Pay a dollar 25. You get your cold foam.

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Um I don't pay the I use my my points. I still feel bad. Any hot takes from Lisa today?

SPEAKER_01 1:38

Oh, before I had a hot take. Oh, go ahead.

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So I see you wrapped in a blanket, and I was scrolling.

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Well, it's it's my shawl.

SPEAKER_02 1:47

Okay, okay. It's a shawl. Yeah, it looks like a blanket. Reminded me of something I was scrolling on some social media platform, I don't remember which one. And they have, you know, the snugly? Yeah. They have one with like the feet and the like so it's a hood and a feet, and it comes with warmers. Look at Lisa's face.

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And I was like, I I I would love one. I I actually have pajamas with the feet. The thing that I'm a little like, so I'm okay.

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I know where you're going.

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If you know me so well, why well?

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I don't know if I know you so well per se, but I can understand how it's great during the day, but at night, at least for me, it would become a problem, but I have to go to the bathroom. Oh no, that's not what I was gonna say. What are you gonna say?

SPEAKER_01 2:39

Is that what the zoo that I live in?

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I'm like you with the hair on the feet, yes, because it's getting into the bed, yeah.

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Or even like on the couch, like I'm I'm like a cricket. Anytime I get into the bed or on the couch, and I'm like Save because I don't want to track it up. It's like a generational thing. I don't know. I mean, and it's so stupid, right? Because the dog goes on the couch, and even though the cats we tell them they're not allowed, they're cats, so they're like, well, just do it when you're not looking. Or when we'll do it while you're looking. So I know that there's hair up there, but it's just I don't know. It yeah. I get it. Same. Yeah, same. So that's that's my issue with feet stuff. But I do I love I love to be all curled up.

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But this is not like a feedy per se, it's like like the snugly, yeah, but it has like open, like you could just like kind of put your feet in, you're not stuck in there, like it's not a full zip, but it's kind of like you put your foot in a blanket, you know. You put your feet in a blanket, yeah, yeah. And then of course, when you move, you lose, you know, you get wrap your feet up again. It's already wrapped, like it stays like in little pockets.

SPEAKER_01 3:51

I have a king-size blanket on my bed just for me. Like, I don't share it, it's just mine.

SPEAKER_02 4:00

I co-sign that. I'm okay with that.

SPEAKER_01 4:02

Like, uh, I mean, we have a king-sized bed, but like he has his own blanket. And fun fact, his is a queen, mine is a king. You're the king of the castle.

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Okay, randomness. Oh, my bra's showing. So I bought some tank taps, like a pack of four from Sheen. And I wasn't expecting much. I just need something to go on these, you know, to go with an outfit. This quality, it's I mean, it's Sheen. But it's but for Sheen, it's good, it's amazing. It's ribbed. I'm like, okay, rib, tank. You're thinking like wife beater. No, it's a little stretchy, and it has like it's I don't say it's not shiny, but it's not like cotton either. It's like just enough. It's I'm gonna go back and buy it. Like, if you shop from Sheen, as all our listeners should they have that pack of fours of like four different colors, and they also have like several different packs of fours, you know, different colors. I'm gonna go back and buy all the packs. Yeah, that's how I love this, and it just so happens the shirt is the exact same color of the bra that I already had. So I'm like, oh, perfect. Yeah, and you know what? Another random thought, I don't care about my bra strap showing. We all know we're wearing bras. I know. It's like, yeah, what's the difference? Who cares? Right, okay. That's the end of our of our episode. Thank you for listening.

SPEAKER_01 5:22

Well, I have I have a hot take, but it's not about the episode. Okay, I'd love to hear that. I have a hot take because um we have fan mail activated.

SPEAKER_03 5:35

Oh that's exciting.

SPEAKER_01 5:38

Since we've had fan mail activated, which has been like I don't know, I feel like a year. Like we've gotten one text. Why don't you guys love us? Why don't you guys want to text us? I'm gonna cry. Okay, that was it. Text us, we want to hear from you guys. And also, we are going to Podfest. So if you got don't look at me like that. It it's already it's already in the motion.

SPEAKER_02 6:12

I already told you one more flight issue. I'm canceling this. I'm not going.

SPEAKER_01 6:18

Oh, you know what? No, I'm I I I'm sorry, but suck it up because after last year and all the bullshit that I went through, you can do it once.

SPEAKER_02 6:30

Honestly, I don't know if I want my kid driving to Chicago in the middle of the night in the winter.

SPEAKER_01 6:36

You're the one who made a flight from that airport.

SPEAKER_02 6:39

No, but the thing is though, originally I was supposed to come home. I would have been home at two o'clock in the afternoon.

SPEAKER_01 6:45

Originally, so would I have? I would have been home at two o'clock. Last year, what time was I supposed to get home? At like two, two thirty, three o'clock. And what time, what time did my flight leave Orlando? What time did it?

SPEAKER_00 6:59

Um, I don't know, like midnight. Really?

SPEAKER_02 7:02

I didn't know no, I don't I don't remember. Yeah. I remember the situation, but I don't remember what time.

SPEAKER_01 7:07

And I was and I was so sick. And I sat in the airport for 12 fucking hours. You don't remember this. I don't remember that bad. Because my original flight got canceled. Well, first of all, I had to get there early because your flight was earlier. Not okay. So like I was already gonna sit there for like an extra like two hours, three hours, because your flight was earlier. And then they canceled my flight. And then not only did they cancel my flight, but a lot of people's flight got canceled because it was there was a huge snowstorm up and down the east coast.

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Okay.

SPEAKER_01 7:49

So when you're flying into a snowstorm, it's tough. And then on top of that, our plane was there. That's the funniest part is that our plane was there, but the pilot wasn't. The the plane had come from Puerto Rico, so the plane was like, Yeah, cool, no problem. But the pilot was coming from like Buffalo. Oh, so yeah. So I remember, and then to make matters worse, my daughter was still a pretty new driver, and she was working, and she had to drive home, and I'm fielding the calls from my mom, who's like so nervous about her driving and pissed off because nobody went to pick her up. And I'm like, I I am a thousand miles away, sick as a dog in a fucking airport. I'm not sure. Like, what do you want me I can't do? I can't make people do things. So yeah, that was miserable.

SPEAKER_02 9:21

I think that's I think that was our sign, and we just didn't recognize it.

SPEAKER_01 9:25

I yeah, that was my sign to not book the flight before you booked yours.

SPEAKER_02 9:29

That's what's also the sign like this, and then the cutting flights back in January for January. This is I'm like so annoying. So my non-stop flight that left me going getting home at 2:30 is now it was changed to leaving five and a half hours later, and like I can't do that, I'm not doing that. And on a Sunday, she says gets the kids ready for school, like they should have been asleep by then. Then I'm like, fine, I'll change the flight. I'll leave at 12. I'll still leave my normal time, but I gotta take a detour and I still won't get home to like 6:30, which is better than nine o'clock. Okay, yeah. But if my outgoing flight gives you problems, Lisa, I'm telling you. You thought I was joking. I'm telling you.

SPEAKER_01 10:17

They already changed my outgoing my flight coming home, also. I told you that.

SPEAKER_02 10:22

Yeah, you told me that.

SPEAKER_00 10:23

But I was saying if I and they changed my coming home, but if they change my going there. So I'm I'm also now going to be sitting at the airport after you leave.

SPEAKER_02 10:32

That's again that is the airline's fault.

SPEAKER_01 10:36

Oh, so when it's me, it's the airline's fault, but when it's you, you cancel.

SPEAKER_02 10:40

It's the and it's still the airline's fault. And I'm like, fuck you, I'm tapping out. I will tap out. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 10:48

Anyhow, the point was we're going to Podfest, and um, can you guys like check out the show, support the show, send some money because Agnes needs a better fucking flight? Because I have a feeling I'm gonna be left at in Florida. The craziest thing though was one of the flights that I was looking at. I'm I'm traveling from Newark to Orlando. Tell me why one of the flights was like, oh, there's a stop in uh was it Houston or Austin in one of them, and I'm like, yeah, that seems right. Why, why?

SPEAKER_02 11:23

What I love the ones when I go to stop is past where you live to go back to where you want to go to. You're like, wait, like wait, wait, I'm leaving Orlando, but I gotta go to Denver to get back to Wisconsin. Wait, what? Exactly.

SPEAKER_01 11:38

Like if it was like, oh, well, where you know, for me, if it was gonna be, okay, well, you're you're coming from Orlando to Newark, but there's a stop in like I don't know, Boston. Boston, but even that I can kind of at least it's the same direction. I mean, Boston's a four-hour drive, right? So like even if shit happens, I can still get in a car and I can rent a car and go home, right? Or like it's yeah, it's a little overshooting the airport, but I get it. Like it's still the same direction, direction that area, like but the whole back Texas.

SPEAKER_02 12:15

Why do I have to go? Wait, what? Um, but you know, yeah, makes me want the days of COVID again at this point. Like not the COVID part, but well, we're going.

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So if you guys are going to be there, text us and let us know if you're going, what days we look for you, we can hang out, we can get some drinks, have some snackies because we love snackies. We know a good spot by the fire pit. And feel free to support, use the support links to help us offset the cost because it is a huge expense, but we do use it as a learning opportunity and help with equipment and good practices and networking to try to just be better for our listeners. So if you do have a few bucks that you can spare, it will just be really, really helpful more than you can even imagine. So thank you in advance. And as far as hot takes on this episode, fucking boomer, fucking Mary Pat. And I feel like I'm seeing Noah in a new light. And that's all I'll say. Or maybe you know him as Josh.

SPEAKER_02 13:47

Josh. But no, it's I was calling him Noah, but his name is Josh, right? Or is it?

SPEAKER_01 13:53

No, you were calling him Josh and his name is Noah.

SPEAKER_02 13:55

Okay, I don't remember. But yeah, Josh, Noah, Noah, Josh. This episode is The Return of Mary Beth. That's how I dub it every time. Mary Pat. You know what it is? I'm listening to um The Mayfair Witches again. Well, I read it a hundred years ago. You know, Ann Rice's The Mayfair Witches. Well, you know, Anne Rice and the Vampire. Well, she did the Mayfair Witches, and I um I read them a hundred years ago, and I'm listening to the audiobooks again, and one of the characters is Mary Beth. And I happen to be that part of the book when they're talking about anyway. So Mary Pat, not Mary Beth. But if you want to know about Mary Beth, listen to or read Anna Rice's The Mayfair Witches. The first one is Lesher. Okay, goodbye. Um, don't mind me.

SPEAKER_01 14:44

I I did think that this episode did a lot to put pieces in place.

SPEAKER_02 14:50

Yeah, I thought about you the whole fucking episode.

SPEAKER_01 14:52

Yeah, it did, it didn't move the story forward too much, but it did help kind of make sense. Yeah. I enjoyed it. Like pick up some random pieces and clean them up.

SPEAKER_02 15:04

I enjoyed it. I really did. It starts off with her at the kitchen sink at the window. I think we all have Mary Pat. Mary Beth. And her kids are playing, which we find out is her husband, and this is eight months ago. And the most horrendous thing happens as Jeff is playing with the kids. He has a heart attack. Well, I'm assuming it's a heart attack. You know, he grabs his chest and keels over. Um, the kids think he's playing with them, and they he passes out on the and they just keep on playing and then go off. I hope to, and I think that's a little bit to say about like why like the oldest is kind of like withdrawn a little bit. If you notice, he's just kind of like, eh. So I think that was a little heartbreaking for me.

SPEAKER_01 15:59

Um well, and it's funny because the whole scene is like daytime. She's in the house, she's washing dishes, she's paying her bills, she's doing all that stuff. And then you see her cook dinner and it's dark, and then the kids come back and she's like, Hey, where's Dad? And they're like, he's sleeping. She's like, Where? On the grass.

SPEAKER_02 16:18

So you can tell it's been hours, hours, hours the whole fucking day. Random thought. The labeling on the Kroger spaghetti sauce, they still have the same label today. Yeah, it has that changed, and that's how I knew it was Kroger's.

SPEAKER_01 16:33

Oh, I don't we don't have a Kroger's here.

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So I was like, Oh, that's Kroger's. Well, I don't either. We have pick and save, which is right, really the same thing. Kroger owned, they own all of that. Oh, okay. So I'm like, oh, that's Kroger's, because I know that labeling, so it hasn't changed in about what I don't know how long, how old this episode is. Probably about seven-ish years. About. Just thought you should know that. Thank you. And it's so funny. I actually in my notes kept saying Mary Beth, and all through my notes. Mary Pat. Um, as you see, she as she's going through her bills. Oh my god, what was that accent? I don't know. When you did the edits, you're like this bitch. She opens a check from the treasury department, and it's obviously in her husband's name. And she's she goes outside back to when the kids tell that he's sleeping outside. She goes outside, she sees him on the you know, dead. She runs inside, calls 911. She's like, My husband, and she looked at the check. Oh never mind. Yeah, and so she's still getting his check because the longer he lives. Right. Um, so I'm not mad at that. And honestly, my husband would not be mad at that either if he passed away. He's like, Bitch, if you do not hide my fucking body, I'm coming back to haunt you. Well, you know, I mean, unless he got good life insurance, and I don't think he did at this point, but he was also in the military, and we know how our country treats our veterans.

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Yeah.

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So I co-signed exactly what she did, and I'm not even mad at it.

SPEAKER_01 18:24

Well, now it makes more sense, right? When the kid was like, You took out the popsicles when you put daddy in the freezer. Remember when uh the agent was there? So now you're like, oh, oh, okay.

SPEAKER_02 18:39

Well, yeah, I kind of felt bad for her. And you could tell she was so happy because they did a little montage of her uh like their pictures and their family and her looking out the window, just like that's my family. And then to have your husband just die like that dead with four kids, yeah. I can I understand her decisions now, and every time we're like fucking berry Pat.

SPEAKER_01 19:09

I get it because you're just desperate and you're just like I have well and I I guess moving from hiding a body and fraud to extortion wasn't such a far leap.

SPEAKER_02 19:24

No, no, no, no. It's it's a natural progression of things, apparently, and she's probably doing a better job than Beth is at this point.

SPEAKER_01 19:33

Well, I don't know because she took off running, like what that was not a job, you know, no.

SPEAKER_02 19:42

The next scene you see the ladies just standing there looking at the body that's not boomer, because you see this black hair coming out. Last week you saw the black hair coming out, so you could kind of guess this week whose body it is, right?

SPEAKER_01 19:56

Well, because as soon as you so like you never even get a good look at his face. You don't get the face at all.

SPEAKER_02 20:02

You don't oh right, but you see the fucking wig.

SPEAKER_01 20:04

And you see the ponytail. That's that's really all you see. So you're like, oh, uh got it. Look at that. I recognize that ponytail.

SPEAKER_02 20:13

And in one of the pictures, his hair is out. You see, he has long black hair. I wonder how you went from completely bald, like he completely shaved in the military to like the black no, but it's he had a they have a buzz cut some usually sometimes, but he was like completely like clean shaven. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 20:28

Well, you because you have to be at least like clean or close shaven. So they probably just yeah, it makes sense. The opposite way.

SPEAKER_02 20:37

Yeah, that's my pop. Like he went from zoom to like fuck this. Right. Let me lost back and forth.

SPEAKER_01 20:43

I would want to be hair. You think she pulled his hair at night?

SPEAKER_02 20:52

I don't goodbye, Lisa. This I'm clicking, I'm signing off. Uh Lisa's so they're all steady there.

SPEAKER_01 21:00

If I said hair like that, I'd pull it.

SPEAKER_00 21:02

He does it front of his face.

SPEAKER_01 21:04

And I pull it. It's really good when you want to like bring him close to you. Like, come here.

SPEAKER_02 21:11

I need to find someone with hair. Oh, he has a little, he has a goatee, I can cut this grab. Okay. Okay, but anyway, five more days. So the ladies are just standing there looking at they have the the universal what the fuck face. And Annie was like, huh. I don't know why Annie's huh actually made me laugh out loud as I'm watching it. I watched it twice, and both times I laughed. Huh. I'm gonna adopt that now. Beth is in the laundry room in her house, not in the laundry mat, getting quarters though. And she's leaving Rio. She's crashing, she's spiraling, and she's leaving him a challenge.

SPEAKER_01 21:57

We don't know. Tech technically, you don't know who she's leaving a message to.

SPEAKER_02 22:01

Well, we don't technically we don't know, but we know. Like, you know, yeah, because she's like, remember that jacket we were talking with that you had to get we told me to get rid of right. But the thing is that who else would it be?

SPEAKER_01 22:13

It could have been Mary Pat because Mary Pat was the one who asked them to get rid of the body, so I felt like they left it open so that you wouldn't know if it was real or Mary Pat.

SPEAKER_02 22:25

I mean, yeah, if you want to be old.

SPEAKER_01 22:28

But like I just feel like if it was Mary Pat, they would have just showed up at her house, not left 4,000.

SPEAKER_02 22:34

600 messages, right? Dean pops in and tells Beth that you know the kids are ready, and they're telling the kids about the divorce. And they do it the whole spiel, you know, we still love you. It doesn't change, the whole bullshit. Their response was Do we get two Christmases? Do we get two birthdays? We get two parts we get two presents because your presents are from both of you. If you guys are divorced, we should get two.

SPEAKER_01 23:01

And they're like, it's like to the point where Beth was like, Do you guys have any questions that don't involve presents? And also, I'm like, first of all, that is literally as the child from divorced parents, that was the best part of it, right? Was the double presence. And you know, as a grown-up, this is what I tell friends who are going through that. I'm like, just remind them they get two Christmases, like it helps soften the blow. But also, her kids are really like jerks, so like they really, really harp on it. And the fact that they were like, Well, why don't you just do this? That's what you tell us. And then they're like, Oh, we just we just want different things. Well, what do you want? Like, I feel like the look on her face though was just like yeah. I mean, I I don't think I ever would have.

SPEAKER_02 23:58

I mean, I know it's a generational thing, also, but no, no, I still wouldn't question my mother to this day, and I won't question her, like I had a full-blown conversation with her yesterday. Don't ask, and I it was about a top that I borrowed. Um, and I wouldn't question her to this day, and those listeners who don't know, my mother has passed away. So the fact that I had a a conversation with her, and two, I still wouldn't question her. Should tell you something about the way I was raised. Yeah, Lisa's looking like she's like searching therapist in Wisconsin. Yeah, she's like my friend needs help.

SPEAKER_01 24:45

Well, I know a therapist in Colorado.

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Okay.

SPEAKER_01 24:48

Her name is Claire. Yes.

SPEAKER_02 24:51

Um, yeah, I was I'd rather talk to our our friend and our now new family member, Kay McGert. Kay's my buddy. I mean, she doesn't know it yet, but she's out, she's my friend. She's my bestie. Next to Lisa, of course. And Angelique. And then okay.

SPEAKER_00 25:07

I'm glad we we made it in there. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 25:12

Well, you know, maybe she gives actual good therapy advice, not just friend therapy. Just joking. Friend therapy co-signs all your bullshit. I wouldn't say it's a bad thing. It's not a bad thing. But friend therapy co-signs all your shit. Friend therapy will have you both in 24-hour hold. Friend therapy will have you having amazing stories to tell your grandkids. If I'm not here next week, I might need new friends at this. Don't look toward Lisa, she did not do it.

SPEAKER_01 25:48

Don't worry, you're safe. I don't want to make that drive. Oh shit. That's the only thing keeping me alive. Well, I don't know if my car could handle it. And I don't really want to rent a car, so and and and flying these days is a pain. So you're you're safe. And you would never get to me if we're depending on flying. I'd end up in like you will walk here before you can fly here at this point. Um, but if I ever get if I ever get a new car, bitch, just you're come here, kick my ass.

SPEAKER_02 26:22

Just oh, bring Martilioni's, okay? Oh, okay. Back to what are we talking about? Good girls. Next scene is Annie, and she's looking in the mirror, and you're like, what the fuck did Annie do? Because she had that look on her face, like, yep. Yeah, we all knew she did something. Right. And she slept with FBI. Right. Noah didn't. And it was Noah. That's what she did. She did Noah. She slept with Noah. And he's he's is feeling every feeling that every woman has ever felt. He he has the blanket up to his chest. He's feeling vulnerable. Did you notice that?

SPEAKER_01 27:03

He's just sitting there like, uh just staring at the ceiling, like so you seduce me on the on the produce, you break up with me, you sleep with me.

SPEAKER_02 27:16

What's going on? She goes, and you're complaining. Tell me what woman has not been in this position. I mean, we don't say it, but like in our head, we're like, this fucking sucks. Like, what the fuck did I just do? Ruby and Stan and church being stalked by Jimmy.

SPEAKER_00 27:33

That's so terrible.

SPEAKER_02 27:35

I mean, okay, listen, I feel if you have a case and you're working, he's alright, he's already been charged. He got bail. The hunting, the stalking at this point, just make a case. Is that really right? I don't feel it's necessary. I think it's just mean and a little sadistic. But that's just me. What do I know?

SPEAKER_01 27:59

So I I'm I have two things on this. Only two. I well, I agree with you, right? Like, but also the case just escalated. It did. It absolutely did.

SPEAKER_03 28:15

So he's been a douchebag.

SPEAKER_01 28:17

Right. So that and that's kind of the reason he's there is because it escalated, but it's kind of like you have you should have picked your lane, right? Either be at church and give them that, like, hey, how you doing to hat tip off sign, right? Like explain it, like when he kind of like saluted.

SPEAKER_02 28:39

I know what you mean. Like, I see you kind of thing. Like, I'm yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 28:42

Or just make it quick and easy when they were coming out and say, hey. Like what you know, because you're talking about the funny money. I feel like it was just too much. Like, just I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. It just was like excessive.

SPEAKER_02 29:06

Very much so. And yeah, and I think if he's always been assessive, so it's never like it was just like spurs of obsessiveness. All right, fine. That's true. Yeah, but he's always been assessive. It's just like, oh my god, like someone take him out. Like, this is how I feel at this moment. He's a shitty character.

SPEAKER_01 29:23

And I feel like also him doing that, mm-hmm and maybe and maybe his case is good enough, but like, I don't know. I just feel like he kind of tipped his hand.

SPEAKER_02 29:35

Well, that could work in their favor because if they if he lets them know what he knows, they may do something to cover them, cover their butts, and he can catch him.

SPEAKER_01 29:43

So right, that's why I say, like, you know, maybe I don't know, but like just looking at it, it's like yeah, yes, like now you know what he's looking for. You might do something that is is a tip-off on your end, but also you might be able to just be mindful and oh, they know this, so like let me avoid you know, because like avoidance isn't a cover-up if that makes sense.

SPEAKER_00 30:21

That makes perfect sense.

SPEAKER_02 30:23

Yeah, I wish I can remember the chant, but thankfully I don't. But Dean now works at a Stefford car dealership, that's why I'm calling it. Oh my god. Dean Kaggle free shopping deals. Yeah, I okay. I feel Dean on this. Like, Dean, I I pity him at this point. Like, I feel you're paying Dean. I would commit homicide and suicide on all the other sides. Yes and no.

SPEAKER_01 30:54

Yes and no.

SPEAKER_02 30:55

You think this is like a punishment he deserves?

SPEAKER_01 30:57

No, but I think that then why work there if this is not the place for you? Well, he needs a job. You were yes, but you were told that your job is to just sell the car, just sell the car, then you were told in no uncertain terms that you sell the car for the price advertised without haggling. Oh, but but but nothing. This is what you're doing. No, right, and then he decided that he was going to do it anyway, and then brag about it. So basically, you're saying to your boss, hey, guess what I did? I totally disobeyed you and did what you told me not to do, woo-hoo, and you expected a pat on the back because even though you did make the dealership more money, you explicitly went against what you were told to do. And for that, I don't have that doing.

SPEAKER_02 31:53

No, I feel bad for the being in the no, I'm talking about the environment was kind of like the environment was was just nauseating.

SPEAKER_01 32:01

Like, I'd rather watch you can't imagine that that was the only other car dealership that he could have gotten a job at. So I don't feel that bad. Because listen, there's no shame in taking any job that you have to take if it puts food on the table and pays your bills. But if you can't live with the job that you're doing, then don't do it. You know, if it comes at the cost of if the cost is too great, then whatever. But if your job is like this is the rules, and then you openly disobey them, I don't feel bad. Like I mean, real and really, yeah, the whole car dealership place look kind of like a cult, but just go there, sell the cars, get your paycheck, and go home. You don't have to love the place, you don't have to you don't even have to like the place, you just have to do your job and go home.

SPEAKER_02 32:58

I mean, it helps when you like, but you know, so on that vein, can I say I don't like the job of being adult? I'm not doing it. Does that work too?

SPEAKER_01 33:11

Can I you could, but I mean it's gonna be a little hard to quit.

SPEAKER_02 33:16

No, I'm just no, I'm just gonna quit being adult and move into your house and be one of your children, one of your children. It's fine.

SPEAKER_01 33:23

That's fine. Okay, we only got room for you in the basement.

SPEAKER_02 33:28

At this point, I'm I might that might be my only option anyway. So okay. Well, the room the room is yours.

SPEAKER_00 33:37

You just let you know.

SPEAKER_02 33:41

I'm gonna tell you, if I have the basement, I have the basement. You could be really pissed at me. Well, then you're paying rent. It'll be nice. Oh, that's fine. I'll pay rent. I could because I'm I promise the rent that I would pay you'd be significantly cheaper, my my adulting life.

SPEAKER_01 33:58

Oh, yeah, definitely.

SPEAKER_02 34:00

Yeah, that's fine. Yeah, I can get a I could still get a part-time job at a dealership in New Jersey.

SPEAKER_01 34:07

Maybe maybe we'll be building a bunkie in the backyard. You could just have like, you know, even more space.

SPEAKER_02 34:13

Lisa, I'm gonna have your basement looking so nice, you will move down there with me. Okay. After Jimmy's stalking um at the church, I feel like you should be stalking people at church. It's not like a safe haven, right?

SPEAKER_01 34:26

That and and that's part of it. It was at church, like let them fucking worship and purpose. And he's like, Oh, but I want you to be home and make cookies with your kid, but you gotta take my deal. Fuck the fuck off, not at church. Like, come on, like you're inside the church, no less.

SPEAKER_02 34:44

Pure evil, yeah. I don't think Jesus would like that. No, speaking of which, that brings us to our next scene. Oh, so the next scene, you see the girls at Mary Pat's house, not Mary Beth, Mary Pat's house, and they could tell that it hasn't been lived in in a while. And then Beth gets all gangster and breaks open the mail mailbox, and then the look Ruby goes, Oh, that's smart. And then you see she's going through the mail, and the look on her face was like, uh-huh. We're like, but what, uh-huh, uh-huh, what? And then you see them staking out of church. I still want to know what was the uh-huh, because I guess it was a piece of mail, like from the church, right?

SPEAKER_01 35:33

But what made like what was the thing that was like, oh, this is definitely where she's gonna go? Like, that's what could she have received? I don't know. Yeah, I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 35:45

I don't know. I I was I was a little stuck on that.

SPEAKER_01 35:48

I've never received mail from a place of worship, except for like, hey, you could donate your old clothes, right?

SPEAKER_02 35:55

I that's I've never seen mail, and I've never um I yeah, me either. That's that's why I'm like okay. Catholics don't they don't Catholic church don't mail, they don't have to mail you anything because they instill that guilt into you.

SPEAKER_01 36:12

You know, eternal yeah, the eternal fires of hell and all, like you know, nothing, nothing like a threat to keep you as a good person and all, because without that threat, what would you that you could you imagine? Like people are like, but then what keeps you as a good person? Morality, morals, like what I don't need to be threatened with hellfire to do the right thing. Why is that hard any anyway? But yeah, next time.

SPEAKER_02 36:41

So we don't so we don't do flyers, sorry.

SPEAKER_01 36:45

I don't think synagogues have to either.

SPEAKER_02 36:47

It's a lot of similarities there, love and guilt, hand in hand, pretty much, but they stalk out the church, stalk out, so they stuck out, they stalk out, they stalk out, they stalk out taking shifts and then stalking the church, and then the third scene.

SPEAKER_01 37:06

But I love I love like the um the marquees, the marquee, right? Like free pancake breakfast with Jesus, and they're like everybody loves pancakes, and Ruby's like with Jesus, no less.

SPEAKER_02 37:18

Who can say no pancakes with Jesus? I mean, not even Jesus. I right, he's all about feeding the poor. I wish I knew Jesus. I do think he would have been a cool dude. That's the exactly the exact same words that were gonna come out of my mouth. Get out my empty head.

SPEAKER_01 37:33

I know, like he he just looks like an easy-going, lovable hippie, right?

SPEAKER_02 37:38

And he hung out with the quote the with the sinners.

SPEAKER_00 37:41

He hung out with you know, that's right, and I think he was cool being barefoot, which is right up my life.

SPEAKER_02 37:50

I know he feels like that.

SPEAKER_01 37:51

I know, I know. And I bet he would have gotten a good kick out of cards against humanity.

SPEAKER_02 37:57

I pretty sure he would, and you know what I want to ask him. He probably tanned exceptionally well. He was a brown dude, he was a bronze dude, right? So he probably tanned a little jealous of his tanning skills.

SPEAKER_01 38:10

I know, right? He probably had like that real nice skin glow, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 38:15

Yes, yeah, okay, yeah. How many people could be pissed off today? I'd love to know by showing love. I love the fact that us showing love pisses people off.

SPEAKER_01 38:26

But anyway, but that's okay because Jesus wouldn't have judged you for it. No, he would have given the people we pissed off. He totally would have side-eyed me, like it would have been like girl, girl. Come on, come on now. You got he would have he would have encouraged you lovingly to be a better person, to be a better person, not starved you and asked you for your papers before you can be a better person and fed, you know, treat me like also. Jesus wasn't American, so I don't know why he would really care about people being undocumented here, but maybe I think too much. Or they don't think enough. I was being sarcastic. I was trying to be non-judgy, I was being judgy. I was trying to be like Jesus.

SPEAKER_02 39:18

I'm judgy. I am not that healed, okay? I am healed, but I'm not that healed. Okay, great. I am not Michelle Obama. I tell you this all the time. I'm not that good of a person. When they go low, I take it beyond hell. Thank you. Have a good night. Welcome to who Michelle?

SPEAKER_01 39:38

I would prefer to be my friend. Yeah. She could be the husband.

SPEAKER_02 39:42

We will have a good time.

SPEAKER_01 39:43

She's better watch out. I like her too much though. So I'm fine.

SPEAKER_02 39:50

I think he's a little bit too afraid. He loves his wife, but he's also afraid of her. So he would never do anything anyway.

SPEAKER_01 39:55

I'm not mad at that.

SPEAKER_02 39:56

I which is even more of a turn on, probably.

SPEAKER_01 39:58

I know.

SPEAKER_02 39:58

It it's kind of do I know you or do I know you? Back to good girls. Okay. I forgot we were recording. This is gonna be a pain in the ass to record, to edit. Oh god. Um, so wait, they get out of the car. She's getting Mary Pat is taking the stuff. Right. Right. So you pull up, she's taking the stuff out of the bag.

SPEAKER_01 40:22

It was like what after like the the third day or whatever waiting there. And on the third day, she wrote. She risen.

SPEAKER_02 40:31

She was risen. Sorry. She she arrived. She's she sees them, they see her. She just stands in like a deer, and then she just drops and runs. Ruby goes, She runs like a gazelle.

SPEAKER_01 40:45

Yeah, because Annie just was like not on my watch and takes off right after.

SPEAKER_02 40:49

Did you see how she was running though?

SPEAKER_01 40:50

Annie, I look like, first of all, them they both look funny when they run, but Annie was booking it. She's like, she runs like a gazelle. Oh Mary Pet is also in that new show, uh St. Dennis, I think it's called. Yes. I watched like one episode and I was like, oh hey, it's her.

SPEAKER_02 41:12

I love her as an actress. She was also in a show called Emergence and then only made it for one season. It was a really good show. And I get really mad at really good shows that don't make it.

SPEAKER_01 41:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 41:24

And it pisses me off to the highest level of passivity. And I really think it should be a law that if a show gets canceled without, you know, just like last-minute cancellation, they need to make at least a two-hour special to wrap shit up for us.

SPEAKER_01 41:41

I I feel like with all the bullshit that Congress is passing these days, they should just slide that in too.

SPEAKER_02 41:47

Thank you. Because I think this is everyone could everyone would co everyone would this is a bipartisan situation.

SPEAKER_01 41:53

Yeah, I think that everyone would actually agree on this.

SPEAKER_02 41:55

Well, it's honestly to be fair, you thought people would have to do it.

SPEAKER_01 41:59

Not like healthcare the way people can't agree. Now you would think security. Pedophilia would be something like everyone should agree is bad, but obviously they don't. No, I know, I know. I mean that right, but but that's what I'm saying, right? Like it's it's not something important like pedophilia or health care. I feel like this is something people can actually agree on. Like, hey, this is a good thing. But you would think giving health care is a good thing, or letting people eat is a good thing. No, that's bad.

SPEAKER_02 42:27

Just so you think that we found something that everyone should agree on, like Nazis?

SPEAKER_01 42:34

Like, I feel like five years ago we all knew that Nazis were bad. What happened?

SPEAKER_02 42:41

I think it actually, I would say longer than five years. The first administration, his first administration, Nazi was started, like Proud Boys. Yeah, that was so thick. Um, like even Dolly Party, Proud Boys, you mean ICE?

SPEAKER_00 42:54

The Proud Boy, though, during his first administration, the Proud Boys.

SPEAKER_01 42:57

Oh, yeah, right, but now they're called ICE. Got it.

SPEAKER_02 42:59

Right, got it, exactly. Yes, yes.

SPEAKER_01 43:01

But you would think, like, hold on. I think I hear a knock at my door.

SPEAKER_00 43:05

You would think, like, everyone loves Dolly. Apparently, no, people have a thing with Dolly now.

SPEAKER_01 43:11

Well, you know, she does give things away for free and and does good for her community, so you can understand how that would be, but you know, so there's something that we can agree on.

SPEAKER_02 43:21

I but anyway, focus. I forgot I have plans tonight, and I focus.

SPEAKER_01 43:26

It's like the Christianly thing to do when you're actually Christian, but not when you're like mega Christian.

SPEAKER_02 43:33

I think putting that in the same sentence is like an oxymoron, but well, so as the point, wasn't it? Annie is tackling Mary Pat. Beth and Ruby are the back of Mary Pat.

SPEAKER_00 43:49

Yeah, they're they're trying to like refocus the kids, and they're like, hey, how's cool?

SPEAKER_02 43:55

What's up? So what's up, dudes? They bring them all back to Mary to Beth's house, and she lines them up. They get crackers in a juice box, crackers in a juice box, yeah, and a tree house in the backyard. A tree house in a backyard. Okay, the youngest son looks like married Pat. They both like in real life, like they have the both have big eyes. I'm like, I wonder, hmm, that's some good casting. But yeah, and I yeah, did you next time you see him, you should go back and like oh. Oh, yeah. Okay. And they have her tied up in the den or whatever room that they have her tied up in studying tape. Right. And they're like, talk. So we have a flashback of four months ago. Mary Pat is looking at the the husband freezer. That's what we're calling going for it. The husband freezer. And here comes Boomer and being a complete dickwad, he's like, you know what I want? Ice cream. She's like, okay, look at ice cream. She's like, not this freezer. And the youngest son is, he asked her, Why can't I tell people my friends at school about dad? First, like, is dad with Santa Claus? And I'm like, yes, he's with Santa. And why can't she like, well, he's helping us. And if you tell people what happened, he can't help us anymore. And I'm like, okay, I'm gonna cry.

SPEAKER_01 45:22

It was it was like a little tough. And also, I I thought that that was a little unfair to kind of put that pressure on the kid.

SPEAKER_00 45:33

Yeah, but I understand that it's unfair, but it's like, what do you say? What do you do?

SPEAKER_02 45:38

Like, well, yes, right, because you can't say your dad ran off. You can't because you don't want to do that either.

SPEAKER_01 45:43

It's like oh, you can say now doing a really your whole scheme depends on this kid keeping a secret. I I don't think she was. So I think that this is another place where a happy little lie would have sufficed.

SPEAKER_02 45:59

Yeah, I don't think she was sleeping, it was not really a plan.

SPEAKER_01 46:02

Working in another state.

SPEAKER_02 46:05

I I don't know, like something they saw him sleep in the backyard. Like, I don't know, like I don't know how you know. I yeah, I'm gonna give her a lot of it.

SPEAKER_01 46:14

But like she says, like he went to heaven or something like that. So I just think that like, or he oh, he's he's sick and he's away getting better. Maybe, yeah. I mean, not and I know that that in terms of damage, but maybe less damage. The fact that you had are lying about the man being dead to collect his check, you have to keep up the lie, and and that to me, that's where it's like you would have done the kid a favor if you didn't burden him with having to keep the lie. Yeah, that that's I guess that's all, you know.

SPEAKER_02 46:54

I I take it as it was spur the moment, it wasn't planned out, the lie started, and it just kind of spiraled. And she ended up like like if you look back, her initial obviously her initial idea was a call 911, and then at a drop of hat, she's like, No, I can't do this. Right. So imagine like she realized that the checks would stop, and then she's like, No, I can't do this. No, I can't do this, and you make instantaneous decisions just to fix something at the moment. We've all done that, and I'm pretty sure it's nothing as dire as your husband dying and trying to hide his death from disability. So I'm gonna give her grace, not yet.

SPEAKER_01 47:35

Well, you already gave her more grace than Orion gave Lauren. Look at that.

SPEAKER_02 47:40

Orion's a douchebag. I don't can we not tell Orion right now because that's a whole nother. Oh I'm so mad at him. This whole that whole episode got me fucked up. But anyway, back to back to back to good girls. So they give you they replay what happened when she ran Boomer over. Yeah, and that was the best, like running Boom over is amazing. Luckily, the kids are so into whatever they're into. She's able to wrap his, like, she's running the back of the car. You see her head bouncing up and down, like wrapping the body up in the tarp and then dragging the body. And she gets back in the car, they're like, We're hungry, and they they go to breakfast because that was the whole point of them getting in the car. That's what she told the kids we're going for breakfast.

SPEAKER_01 48:25

And she calls somebody because that was the morning after he basically raped her.

SPEAKER_02 48:28

Raped her. Not basically dead, I think at this point. Because yeah.

SPEAKER_01 48:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 48:33

Um, she calls somebody, she tells him about the body. She goes, I well, I'm assuming she goes, I didn't know who else to call. We're like, who are you calling? Who are you talking to? Yeah, who did you call? Did you call Rio? Did you call somebody else? Who did you who's your person? And can I get a hook? I think, I mean, I think we're supposed to assume it's Beth, but I mean we know it wasn't because they didn't know until after they got. Oh, well, maybe. Maybe okay. But then, but remember then they came. And they looked at the body, so she didn't call so I don't know. I don't know. Right. Like, I'm not sure. Maybe she did call. I didn't even think of that. I forgot about that part. So she comes back, she gets the kids back in the house, she runs to the back of the house, the body's fucking gone.

SPEAKER_00 49:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 49:20

Dun dun dun. And this gave us a first glimpse, a glimpse, like, wait, wait, what? Did someone come get the body? Did the body just jump up and leave? Is he the zombie?

SPEAKER_01 49:31

With like just some blood on it.

SPEAKER_02 49:32

Blood on it.

SPEAKER_01 49:33

And I'm thinking, you know what my thought was at that moment? Didn't she have a back door? Why did she have to come back out and go around the house? Why did she come? She she was she went back through the driveway to the backyard.

SPEAKER_02 49:48

Well, she just pushed the kids, she never went in the house, she just pushed them in and closed the door. She didn't ever go into the house.

SPEAKER_01 49:54

Right, but like why can't you just go into the house and go out the back door?

SPEAKER_02 49:57

Like, have you ever tried to get away from your kids?

SPEAKER_01 50:00

Yes.

SPEAKER_02 50:01

So it's quickly like, get the man, close the door, and get go somewhere else. If you go through the house, you are never gonna get through the house. I just I just know, like with the grandkids, if I need to do something, I need to go around them so they don't see me. Um maybe the back uh I don't know. Maybe the back door they don't use. I don't know. So then you find out Mary Bet Mary Pat, my gosh, tells a story about what happened to her husband. And it's pretty much the story that she told them about Boomer, but it's really what happened with her husband, like right, because this whole thing is her telling the ladies, everything, but the story she tells them about her husband is what she told them about Boomer XMI episodes ago. So she could took that story and transposed it. It's genius. The best way to keep alive is keeping chute to it. Yeah, they had a meat freezer because her husband used to hunt, and so she put them in there. Good idea, but she goes, but then they ran out of space. They're like, What do you mean? She goes, You just got bigger, all the gases, yeah, and then she goes, You know the electric knives you use at Thanksgiving?

SPEAKER_01 51:18

Well, I think that that scene was the exact scene of her telling them um and about boomer.

SPEAKER_02 51:30

About boomer, right? But I think but they would I think what the show was trying to do was right the boomer stories was really her husband's story, yes, right, right. So because you see her tied up in the tape, but you also see her in the living room when they when they first started, so you get it's transposed. So I think that was what they were trying to go for. So the girls are talking it over, and we were going, she's a date light special. She like, yeah, she cut up her husband's body, she ran over her boyfriend.

SPEAKER_01 52:01

She's a date light two murders, and Annie is like, We're we're going down, and like she murdered two people. I forget exactly how she says, she's like, We but like Luke says it. Okay, and Annie is like, if there's any murder I'm going down for, it's gonna be hers.

SPEAKER_02 52:18

Well, that was be well that was before when they first caught her. Oh I'm going down, but when Ruby's telling her, like, oh, she's a date like special, she'd all this this, she's a and that's when Annie goes, she's a victim, yeah. And because you know Boomer raped her, because we all yeah, yeah. So well, and Annie And then that's what Annie said I'm going down for her body, it's gonna be like right. So she's gonna on a hunt to find Boomer now, because she's like, he ain't dead, but what are the odds they find her husband's body? That's I think that's funny though.

SPEAKER_01 52:55

If at that point, let's say before they or or at this point, okay, if that was you and you realize that this is not Boomer, this is her ex-husband, they're trying to arrest you for murder, and technically you didn't murder anyone, and the body that you thought you disposed of is still alive, and instead it was this random body.

SPEAKER_02 53:27

I think this is good news. Right?

SPEAKER_01 53:29

I feel like this is good news. Like, I'm taking that body, I am getting like my prints all off of it somehow, and I am getting rid of it.

SPEAKER_02 53:42

Like take it back to the dump because I'm gonna check again.

SPEAKER_00 53:47

Right?

SPEAKER_01 53:47

Like, because it's not searching for not searching for that body, so not only are they not searching for that body, but if they find that body, all the heat goes back to Mary Pat. It has nothing to do with you, it has nothing to do with them. So I feel like that throws a wrench.

SPEAKER_02 54:07

Jimmy still would have tried to connect it. They didn't even know her then, right? But he still would have tried to connect it though.

SPEAKER_01 54:12

Yeah, but how could he?

SPEAKER_02 54:13

He would have tried, he would have made us something. But no, he would have tried, he would have been a pain in there.

SPEAKER_01 54:17

But that's my point is that it's gonna throw a huge wrench because now how do you make this body fit? And then can't really trust my my my my my CI Right, your wicked if your husband's dead is dead, cut up, you're still collecting his checks, everything comes into question.

SPEAKER_00 54:36

It's the best case scenario, I think.

SPEAKER_02 54:39

Not for Mary Pat. Not for Mary Pat. But for them, yeah. I feel bad for Mary Pat. Like, it's just well, I'm just saying, right, but like I do, but for the girls, it's it's a win-win. Annie storms off, she goes to Marion's house, she goes to tell her, like, I think Boomer's alive, right? And Marion's like, can you check my credit card statement? There's this charge that I didn't do this, and I do that, and so she takes it. Wait, hold on one second. I lost my notes.

SPEAKER_01 55:07

Well, she says that there's a charge on her card that she didn't recognize, and she's complaining about the cooktop and oh all that other bullshit. Yeah, she's like, you know, I think Boomer is alive, and Marion's like, Oh, could you scrub it for me? It's just very like she's just she hears Annie, but she's just totally ignoring what she says and trying to like keep changing the subject.

SPEAKER_02 55:34

And then she's like, Well, do you she goes, Are you telling me that my grandson's alive and he just left me like this? Right, and Annie just feels horrible and all this other stuff. But Marion is smart cookie crumb. I don't know why people sleep on old people. I know too many wily old people to sleep with any of them.

SPEAKER_01 55:52

They got old for a reason, right?

SPEAKER_02 55:54

They made it this long, it wasn't by luck, right? Some of them it's just skills, and some of them just evil, and evil don't die.

SPEAKER_01 56:03

But ain't that the truth?

SPEAKER_02 56:08

So after this sad, sad moment where Marion's heart is broken because her grandson that she loves faked his death, as far as she knows, as far as she's claiming, Ruby and Stan in the lawyer's office. And the talk Stan is they got comfy real quick, huh? Real quick, real fast. Stan's like, and he's at the church, and can we do this for harassment? And Ruby's like, Where's Tara? She's gonna take an order by now.

SPEAKER_01 56:34

Right, she's like we seriously have our drinks by now. Like, where's that?

SPEAKER_02 56:37

And she goes, the lawyer goes, Well, I'm gonna go talk to I have an appointment to speak with him tomorrow. I've been deposed for depositing counterfeit money.

SPEAKER_01 56:48

Right, 30 grand in counterfeit money, like oh my god. Um, I thought that was some real good shit. I don't know. Yeah, but maybe not at the bank.

SPEAKER_02 57:02

Okay, honestly, Lisa, they don't use anything more special than they don't the counters, uh but that's a that's a huge chunk of money.

SPEAKER_01 57:13

That was a bad mistake. I mean, I get it that's what like right. Like if it was one of a few bucks here and there, you know.

SPEAKER_02 57:20

I don't understand why Ruby did it. She was desperate, but that was the worst move she could have ever done, right? Okay, this one was kind of sh and Dean are having dinner with the kids, spaghetti and meatballs. And this is after Dean got fired.

SPEAKER_01 57:36

Every single time you see somebody eating on TV, it's always like spaghetti. Because it's the and then I want spaghetti.

SPEAKER_02 57:42

I'm sorry for your pain. Um, and the kids go, are we gonna be eating this now that you guys are divorced? I guess you could she go, what's wrong with spaghetti meatballs? Jesus. But apparently, but you saw like Beth does pot roast and veggies and you know, this oh I know, smiley faces and and and always. So I thought it was kind of telling how Mary Pat flashback, like the little flashback on her life with the the spaghetti sauce and it's a simple family, it's a simple dinner. And then here's Mary Beth. Oh my god, what's wrong with me? A lot. Beth having the same meal. It kind of I it was a reason for it. Um, but it was funny. She's like, I just thought it'd be nice. Dean gets a spot of sauce on his shirt. She goes, Oh, don't rub it, it's stain. No, we get some club soda for it. So he takes the plate, and this is after he got fired. Yeah, we already discussed it, so I didn't think we need to discuss it again. She takes a plate and just puts it on his shirt and rubs it in and then drinks the beer and just okay. Would I do that specifically? No, no, because it waste food. But I understand the emotion behind it, I understand the fuck it all. Fuck this thing in the shirt, fuck the shirt, fuck it all. I do get that. Um, and Beth was just like, okay, all right, what do I do with this? And of course, this is the most opportune time for her boss to get back to her. Yeah, I was like, really, of all times. And when when Dean's crashing out in front of you, she's like, I have to take this. And she steps side side, gets in her boss's car, and she goes, Where have you been? I've been calling you. He goes, Yeah, I was in Legoland. I was like, Oh, that sounds like fun. She goes, Oh, it must be nice. He goes, Yeah, it's real dope. And she goes, I left you messages. He's like, I don't work when I'm I don't, I'm not mad at that. I don't work when I'm on vacation. I'm off the club. You the same thing, and I don't, well, you don't, Lisa. You always work in when it comes to me. I'm a job. I'm not I mean I mean, I know what you mean.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:12

Yeah, okay. I mean, we both still do it. We're supposed to do it, but but I can still yell at you for it. As I'm like, I still have to edit, I might as well log back in and work on a statement while I'm editing. Exactly. Shut up.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:27

She goes, is that all I am? Just work? And he goes, Pretty much. And she goes, Well, your counter, your money, your counterfeit is cooked. The feds know about it. Welcome back, boss. She was hurt. Like, did she really think that that was more that the sex is more than what it was?

SPEAKER_01 1:00:51

I maybe because that's her life. And I I don't say this as somebody who's like, you know, I'm so like gangster, but I think that sh her life is like she's known Dean from high school, right? Like that he this one man has been her whole life, and they got together, they built a family, the house, the kids, the whatever. So I think maybe from her perspective, she doesn't do casual because that's the relationship that she knows, and Ruby and Stan have been together forever. And Annie, no, but but like her relationships are relationships still, and the one time she met up with the guy with the like wannabe Best Buy guy with the receipt, she still was like kind of yelling at her because it was a casual thing. Like I don't think that Beth can do casual.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:04

Even when she tries to, she obviously can't.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:10

Yeah. Um, I don't I don't you know, I just I just mean like no, it's I get it. People I I feel like p it's normal for people to tend to have feelings and like if you share something intimate body fluids, yeah, it happens. Like I I mean you're you're so vulnerable in that in those moments, but not everybody. I I just think like not everybody just feels the same way.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:39

Or I sometimes I think on some level people lie to themselves, not all the time, but think they're like, oh, I can call like I don't have any feelings, I don't care. I can sometimes they really don't care, but sometimes I think they're lying to themselves, so they can keep it separate. Does that make sense? They have every intention of keeping it separate for something like no, I don't care, I don't care. Yeah, and then they just fake the funk until the feelings go away. I can buy that. So Annie comes home and she finds Noah Josh. That's his now his new name. Josh Noah. Oh, Josh Noah sounds better. What's his name, Noah, right? Um doing what is those the dance party USA Revolution, yes, with SR. Whatever you said. Yeah, that I haven't done it. It's a fun game. No, I'm sure it is. I know, I just don't know the name of it, and I haven't had a game console since I lived in Brooklyn. Jesus Christ. We have like all of them. I and I lived in Brooklyn, I left Brooklyn freshman year high school, so I don't do game consoles.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:44

Sorry, see, maybe and and and I would get along just well with like Becca and Austin because they're like, which N64? And I'm like, we could even bring mine shit.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:53

I have a oh myth, yeah, I have a lot to say about that whole situation.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:56

Um actually, I never had an N64, but I I think the last one I had was a Super Nintendo, but then Alex Nintendo psychogenesis. Okay, sorry, you cannot say Super Nintendo without saying those lines, but like I love Super Nintendo, but collectively we have them all. Actually, the last game console I got was a PSP, I think.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:22

I it's all Greek to me.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:25

I have one, the handheld, okay. Yeah, I don't use it that much, but like I do have one. It's mine. I'm happy for you. It's somewhere.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:35

I'm very proud of you.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:36

Okay, thank you, mom.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:37

You're welcome.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:39

I play Animal Crossing a little bit.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:42

Okay, I miss Farmville on Facebook.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:46

Oh god, yeah, it's kind of it's kind of like that. I miss Farmville. Um, I used to love playing Pokemon on my Game Boy. Oh my god, I had one Pokemon and I can't remember which one it was, and I had a lime green Game Boy, like the color Game Boy. And I don't remember if it was the Pokemon, it was like either the blue and red or the gold and silver. I mean, this is kind of going back, right? And I fucking left the Game Boy on a bus, like it must have fallen out of my pocket or or something, because I was playing it while I was on this was it the 61? I think I was on the 61 bus. And I was after I got off the bus, I was like, oh my god, my fucking Game Boy. And I called MTA and everything, and I was like, I don't even care about the fucking Game Boy, like, just mail me my game. I put so many hours into the game that that's all I wanted was the the game, the Pokemon. My Pokemon were like some of them were like maxed, you know, and I was just like, oh, and after I don't think I ever played Pokemon again. I was like, I can't start over. Okay, can't start over.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:03

Like, I don't play games, but I understand the pain, like losing. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:07

If anyone in Brooklyn found my Game Boy, could you just text me and let me know that it at least went to a good home? Like in the early 2000s, please. Somebody listening is gonna be like, Oh, I found that Game Boy. You can keep it now. I I don't want it back. Just let me know into a good home. I like video games.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:29

After finding Noah at the house with her kid, she pulls into the bathroom, turns the shower on, and she pretty much, not pretty much, she actually confronts him. She goes, You're FBI. Well, before that, she asks him questions like how do you tell him Melon is ripe? No, no, no, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:50

But there's um, I forget exactly what the scene was, but there was a scene more towards the beginning of the episode where oh, he calls this. Is what it is when she's sitting in the stakeout. Oh, right, he the phone rings and she she doesn't answer. She hits the fuck you button.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:13

And the fuck you button? I'm going to name that.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:17

That's not what you call it. I that's what we always call it, the fuck you button. I okay, so she hits it and sends him to voicemail, and you see his face, and he's looking at her file, but there was something in there, and I'm like, he's gonna end up helping her.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:35

He was so forlorn. Like he lost his, like someone just like kick like took his puppy.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:43

And I was just like, he's definitely gonna end up helping her.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:47

So in some some way, so I kind of want her to be happy, I want her to find her person.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:52

If that means an FBI agent that is up falling in love with her, like I don't know if that means that they'll be together or whatever, or but like in some way, he is going to end up helping her. So now, and then now when we get to this scene, I'm like, yes, Annie, go, Annie.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:14

Sorry, go ahead. No, don't be sorry. I'm just swallowing my last bit of my greens. Green, my last bit of green, but this is good greens. It's not like spinach smoothie green. This is like I think I'd rather have spinach. Okay. So she confronts him. She does first, she questions him. And he goes, You brought me into the sh bathroom too. Yeah, because she's like, How do you pick a melon? And how do you know when a milk expires? He's like, I don't know. He goes, Because you're not a produce manager, you're FBI, and he just like he falls down against the side of the tub.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:51

She goes, I just also because in the other scene when he's like laying there stupefied, he makes some comment, and he's like, Well, um, because like what you see, you're right, like what you see is what you get, or something like I forgot exactly, and you're like she's gotta be like stewing because obviously not.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:18

Just rolled over and like throat punched him at that point, uh.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:24

Yeah, and she's like, You're FBI. She goes, I need to hear you say it.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:29

And he goes, I love you, and I was just like, first of all, like, yeah, sure, sure you love her. But then, like, I think he does, because we already see the progression of his feelings for her. And she looks at him like, I in my head, if I was Annie, I would have been like, This is how a man tell me he loves me. Like, I find that in this situation, someone who's trying to arrest me, like, this is not the dream. This is not how I had my life planned out for me. This was not on my bingo card. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:04

I feel so. And and in fairness, I mean, she did, you know, in the earlier scene when she calls him back and they're in bed. We also have to remember that it was the rest of their idea for her to still be with him, right? So I think that that comes into play a little bit where she's kind of like taking one for the team by fucking him. And it's curious for her because she obviously had feelings for him, she was liking him, she's into him, she felt betrayed at the same time, and it's a whole bunch of emotions going on, you know, and she passed them by injection, she passed them over to him because now he's laying there, like, I don't know what to do.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:46

I don't know what to do, which is amazing. And then Sadie's knocking on the door, she's like, Are you guys taking a shower in there? And he goes, He's like, Yes, and she's like, No, she's like, No, there was a bug in the shower, and we're just trying to get it out, you know, but flush it down the drain. She goes, That's weird too, but okay. What would you have said?

SPEAKER_01 1:11:06

I don't fucking know. Like, we're having a conversation and I'm clean, I'm cleaning something in the shop. I don't know. Like, what would you have said? Go away, I don't know. Trying to talk so you can't hear us. I probably would have just said that stage.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:20

Um, but if it was my daughter, I she actually probably wouldn't have even knocked the door. She wouldn't, so I never would have I wouldn't either had thought of it.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:30

Afterwards, she would have been like, Are you done?

SPEAKER_02 1:11:32

Are you done? Yeah. Was it fun? Yeah. So she asks him, like, so what do we do now? And he goes, We'll figure something out. She's like, like, what Tony against my sister? And he's like, We'll figure something else out then. And he looks so fucked in the head. Like, I kind of feel a little bad for him, not a lot, but he's just uh so that was bad with them. Ruby and Stan, they're back at home. Stan is changing the batteries in the smoke detector, and he asked Ruby, well, Ruby comes out because you put the son's the kids to bed. Well, it was like remember when the last time you changed this, he goes, We never right.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:18

It was like the equivalent of Ruby making all the lasagnas because she thought she was gonna get arrested.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:25

Exactly, yes, and exactly what he's doing. He changed the outside lights to um LED because that should be good for five years, but everything for five years, so it's not hard to drive because he can't even ride a bicycle. Yeah, she goes, because he told her I call the puppet defender, I'm just gonna yeah, we're not doing this anymore.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:46

That's that's full.

SPEAKER_00 1:12:48

Yeah, so that's a little I understand, but that's that's rough. Yeah, I actually scared it.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:55

Poor Stan just kind of so on the outskirts and still gets like dragged into it, and then like has to take the rap for it.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:05

Yeah, he's the only one going to jail for like all this shit. I skipped the scene.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:10

And really, the only thing he did was take take the pen cap that wouldn't have been a good thing.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:15

But did he really right because it wasn't even evidence because it didn't he say it? Didn't he have it? No, no, no. I was being sarcastic. I'm like, but did he like oh right, right? The evidence wasn't admissible, but right, but did he really take the pen? Like it's the scene that I missed was Beth coming back into the house from talking to Rio, and she and Dean have a really good conversation, and he goes, I hate working for someone else. She's like, You know, he's like, I don't like working for anyone. She goes, Neither do I. And they're talking about with the kids and the divorce and the 223 plan about how they're gonna live, you know.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:00

I don't know. I have mixed feelings on that plan, but okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:04

I mean, I've uh I've sort of think that it works. I mean, listen, I know people have done it. There's no right answer when trying to deal with this stuff, you know what I mean? Annie is now, she's alone and she's going through Marion's credit card bill and she sees the circles, the thing that Marion didn't recognize. So she googles it. Lo and behold, it's a sex toy. So she runs to Marion's house and she's looking for she's like, where is he? You lied to me, he's alive, you've known, blah, blah, blah. And Marion goes in a very convincing way, because I was convinced at this point. Um, she goes, The lady at the nail salon stole my card. She's been fired.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:48

And she except for one, except for one problem, right? If your credit card was really stolen, you would have reported it stolen. You wouldn't have been like, I don't recognize this charge. You would have already told your credit card that it was stolen.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:03

Well, Mary, that's why she asked what's her name, Cupit Booty for the it's all none of it makes sense because she she didn't spend some getting caught. So she was a you know, it and it feels bad. Yeah, Annie feels bad. She goes like I need you to leave. Annie leaves, but she's like, Oh, she goes back, she's like, I forgot to give you your key.

SPEAKER_01 1:15:23

And she's opened the door because she lets herself in with her key. That's right, because she wasn't that good. She was like, and I and I I came here and I helped you, and I take you places, and we and who still goes to the post office, and and you introduced me to everyone, and the worst part was that I enjoyed it, I enjoyed it so much.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:42

She was hurt by the whole thing, and then she's made to feel guilty about it, and then you see Boomers asked coming in at the fucking attic. How does the apartment have an attic? What the fuck? What kind of fucking that was my next one? That was thank you. Same. I was like, that was the first thing no, that actually was the first thought of my cast in my mind. I was like, what kind of apartment is this?

SPEAKER_01 1:16:12

Yeah, and I was I was thinking about like, you know, some of those older buildings in Manhattan, that they're like the duplexes, and like you know, like those are some of those apartments are fucking huge, right? And like most people think a Manhattan apartment and they think a closet. And yes, there are plenty of them like that, but those older side drive, the pre-war buildings.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:36

Oh my god, those apartments are huge.

SPEAKER_01 1:16:39

And I was like, okay, I could see one of those apartments even having an attic, like I could totally buy it.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:46

But Michigan, this is not one of them though. This is not one of them. But I don't think it was, I think it's a thing here in this little pocket of TV. And that was the end of the episode. I thought watch this episode.

SPEAKER_01 1:17:05

Hey Annie Banani. I I can't, I feel like Annie, the way she took off after Mary Pat, she went straight for boomer like that. Ripped him off the ladder and pounded him.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:16

Just I watched this episode thinking about you, the whole episode. I'm like, I think Lisa's gonna enjoy this episode. Was I correct, Lisa?

SPEAKER_01 1:17:25

Yeah, yeah, I enjoyed it. Yay! Like I said, I think it it helped put a lot of you know things together.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:33

Things, yeah. Lisa speaks and I do hand gestures. So all right. So, what do you want to see in the next episode? What do you hope to do you want to see in the next episode? What storyline do you want them to dig into?

SPEAKER_01 1:17:49

Um, I mean, I'm still kind of mad that they haven't addressed the fake cancer.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:56

Cancer gate.

SPEAKER_01 1:17:59

And I I I don't know how many episodes are left before the season finale. I think a couple. It's not much. So, you know, I know that going into season finales things usually tend to amp up. So I don't know. I mean, I'm open. I just I just want more movement, but like I don't really expect or hope to see anything in particular. I would, however, want to see I kind of want to see like the conversation with Rio regarding the wrong body, so like that might be interesting, but other than that, I mean, I don't I don't know, whatever. Whatever comes, I'll catch it.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:47

There are 13 episodes in this season, and next week is the season finale of season two.

SPEAKER_01 1:18:56

Oh, okay. So it should be a good one then. Gonna be a lot of more questions and like cliffhangers, but yes.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:04

I that's it for this episode.

SPEAKER_01 1:19:07

Okay, so yeah, I don't have anything else. I'm excited for the finale, and good thing we don't have to wait like months for the next episode after that. So that's that's a plus.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:20

I don't get it. Why would we wait months for the next episode?

SPEAKER_01 1:19:24

Because when it's on real like live TV, oh finale, then you have to wait a year.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:32

Okay, okay. So sorry, my brain shut down. It was a 404 error code. Gotcha. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_01 1:19:40

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SPEAKER_00 1:19:55

And until next time, I'm Lisa and I'm Agnes. And we're out of here. See you later. Bye.