GOOD GIRLS Put It All on Two

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Hi, and welcome to this episode of Sassin's Sips. Today we are talking about Good Girls Season 4, Episode 11. Put it all on 2. I'm Lisa, and I am sipping on some Dr. Dub lemonade.

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Nice.

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Thank you. But you're welcome. And I'm Agnes. And I'm drinking my normal Starbucks drink from this morning.

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Also, we're both having technical difficulties, so if the episode sounds like shit.

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Sorry, not sorry. Any hot takes?

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I don't know. I I I was kind of a little disappointed. Okay, how so? They threw away all that money. I mean, I get it.

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They they whatever, but like really you could you couldn't just I don't know, hide it or I I don't know.

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Also, I have I have to give a big ups to Ruby for noticing the suspicious car. But this all this is all real's fault.

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This time it's really no communication is key if only more people understood that. I love how our podcast mirrors like real life. People don't communicate and make a simple situation so much worse.

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So much more difficult.

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Mm-hmm. But also, good on stand. Yes. Because yep.

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And I would totally and I'm teen Ruby with standing out for my husband. I don't care what the conversation looked like. He hurt her feelings, he wasn't wrong that and how he felt. Like they, I know we said it like an episode or two ago, like, yes, they did it for their daughter. I get it. Something had to give. But they're in where they're at because of Beth. You know what I mean? So I and her getting mad at Ruby because she was sticking up for her husband. That's the way it should be when you're not like, because honestly, as far as Ruby's concerned, he wasn't wrong. And he's even knowing everything, he still wasn't wrong. But where she stands, he and what she knew, she was not wrong in standing up for her husband. So Beth is definitely projecting her issues with her husband onto Ruby. Jealousy, much?

SPEAKER_02 2:46

Yeah. I'm skipping ahead. No, no, no. But like, I agree with you. I'm also gonna say that if you're married, you've you've made a commitment to this person, but like that doesn't negate the commitment that you've made to a lifelong friend. You don't you just don't have like a legal agreement. But Stan wasn't wrong. That's that's we have to acknowledge that Stan wasn't wrong. So Ruby taking his side, it's not just like saying, Oh, I'm choosing my husband over my friend.

SPEAKER_01 3:20

It's the right he's in the right person. Yeah. Yeah. And then part of being a good friend is like is saying, Yeah, you're not exactly right in this, like, or whatever the case may be.

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I love when my friends co-sign my bullshit, but also I need them to tell me when I'm in the wrong because I can't be out here acting like a fool. So that's what good friends do to each other. Oh, yeah, she's giving me the snaps. Because you know, we cosign all of each other's bullshit. We co-sign it.

SPEAKER_01 3:52

Yeah. Sometimes we have a disclaimer with that cosign. Yeah. But we're still gonna co-sign it. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 3:58

No. You want to go out there looking like a fool, that's fine. I got your back, but also you're gonna be out there looking like a fool because this is not the right thing to do. But if that's what you want to do, okay. I got your back.

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And I'm also gonna jump you.

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Right. Oh. I I don't know if you noticed. Okay, you're we both have a change of scenery. And don't get excited, listeners. It's just different rooms of our houses.

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Yeah. Yeah. I'm trying to catch up on some computer stuff. So I'm out here manning like the laptop and the desktop. I'm over here. I'm channeling my inner inner uh Garcia from Criminal Minds. All I need is a fuzzy pen.

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You kind of look like her in the moment, too.

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Oh, well, not as pretty. Trust me. I lost my notes. Please forgive me. Don't hate me. Here's how the episode went. They had to get the money to Canada. Stan caught them in a lie. Rhea followed them but didn't tell them. They lost all the money and cheered. Oh. And Dean is being groomed by his MLM. Okay.

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Groom is a right word. Okay, we'll see you guys next week. Thank you for listening to Tatcha Sips. Gotcha. And that is our show today. Thank you.

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Drink up, guys. Yeah. Take all the sips that you don't have to wait for now. Just chug it. Just take it to the head. That's what she said. I was gonna say that. That's what he said. Take the head. That is what he said.

SPEAKER_01 5:34

I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. So the ladies, you open up to the ladies at a casino, and you can see you they're trying to lose money. And you're like, wait, what? What? And then, like a few days earlier, you're like, oh, thank God. Because I was highly confused. So they flash back a few days earlier, and you see the ladies coming up with ways to smuggle the cash into Canada so they can make the job. And the most logical option was Annie's with pigeons. I don't know why they gave it such a hard time. Like, I don't see how that could work. Sarcasm people, just because you can tell. I think Beth was a Ruby.

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Yeah.

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One of the worst ideas she's had. No, it's not. She's had worse. I think Beth goes, where we go get the pigeons from? She's like, not pigeons, pigeon. She was like, okay. And then she goes, Super mini drones. It's just his, it's she goes, well, and they're trying to figure out how they're gonna do it. And she said, Well, I'm tapping out because I have plans to go on to this party boat. And they look at her like this party boat that's gonna be in whatever lake, wherever, that's in Canada. She's like, Yeah. With no border control. She's like, Yeah.

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And she was like, Oh, I think I see where you're going with this. She had a Joey moment.

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She had the answer. Uh-huh. She just didn't know she had the answer. And I finally know who the head honcho for the MLM is. His name is Vance. Little Vance managed to get one of the members of the kebab. That's what I'm calling the kebab now. So little Vance gets one of the members to, he's a lawyer and apparently a damn good one, based on his office and his suits, to represent Dean. And for free, no less. Nothing in life is free because they pull up, they roll up in their bikes. Bicycles.

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The bike.

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While he's in the garage. Bike gang, gang, gang. Dean looks really uneasy. He's like, I'm trying to sell. He's like, no, we're not here for that. And that's why he lays it on him. And as they're leaving, Beth brings Dean his water and iced and little, you know. And she's like, you guys have fun, whatever. And Vance goes, Oh, don't worry, we'll take care of him. And she turns around. Now, mostly people are like, okay, cool. But she heard something in that tone that we all know that was in the tone. Oh, yeah. And she turned back and she looked. Maybe it's just me and my feelings, but she looked back at him and it was real like suburban mom way look that says, I will fuck you up.

SPEAKER_02 8:31

Um, I mean, and not like not for nothing. Okay, maybe if this was season one, episode one, Beth, it would have been a different Beth. But now you've got season four, Beth, who's been rolling with gang friend, collecting dues, washing dinner at Awella's house. Like this is not the same Beth. Not the same Beth. She's she knows, like she feels.

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She wants that smoke.

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She's getting senses are are are tingling, okay? All about that smoke. Okay, don't mind me. I got and in the meantime, the friends are just like, we got him. And they're basically saying, fuck your wife. And not in the same way.

SPEAKER_01 9:23

Yeah. When they leave, Dean's looking at them like no good could come of this. Like he feels like he's in the mob. The look on his face is like I'm stuck in the gang. And you would think he knows what Beth is kind of feeling. Like the irony is there. Like he's somewhere he doesn't want to be with a bunch of people bullying him. It's he's in the best situation, pretty much.

SPEAKER_02 9:49

You know what? You're absolutely right. And I don't even like connect that dot.

SPEAKER_01 9:55

To be fair, I it just connected as I was speaking. I wasn't in nothing, it didn't, I didn't have a moment. It wasn't like, let me ponder over the connection. It just happens as I was talking. As most things happen. It's time to meet up for the boat ride, and they're in the minivan, and Annie has all the cash. They have the cash and the cooler, and they have all this Mardi Gras stuff. She's like, okay, here, because the theme for the boat ride is Mardi Gras. She's like, take your beads. Rapha's like, is this where it's at? She's like, this is where we always meet. Because it's like, no dock, no boat, no people, no cars, no nothing. Except for, except for the local enforcement officer, the local Leos. Local Leos. That's the same, that's repeating myself. Anyway. But where were all the other guests that were supposed to show up? Right. And nothing ever got finished because the cop shows up. And I want to know. No, I know. But I want to know more. Like, where is the boat? Where are the people? What's going on?

SPEAKER_02 10:53

So I get it. If like the guy with the actual boat isn't there yet, but like was it gonna be just you and one guy? And now you're putting all the things.

SPEAKER_01 11:05

All of this friends and I wanted answers. Yeah. That wasn't a little like that was weird.

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And and it would have been like a little suspicious if it wasn't Annie.

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But since it's Annie, like they might have been a whole bunch of guests of Annies, you know what I mean? Where they just kind of just show up.

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Right. I expected to see a lot of people kind of tailgating on the side of the road waiting for boat dude with their Mardi Gras stuff.

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Everyone's boat dude. Gang friend, boat dude. I love that.

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Okay.

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I love that for us. Oh my God. He asked them, what's in the cooler? So it turns out that Stan waylaid this situation.

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Did you figure I mean, I I kind of figured that out as soon as when the cop rolled up, I was like, maybe. But then as soon as he was like, What's in the cooler? I was like, oh no.

SPEAKER_01 11:54

Okay, he knows what's up. Like, I'm like. He knows. This is Stan. Now Stan had a really good reason. Because Annie's piss, not Annie. Ruby is pissed. And he's like, well, it's the weekend. She's like, and she goes, they double up on Border Patrol. And he's knocking out all these reasons why it's not a good look and why it's not red. Another example of stop fucking with Beth. She's gonna get your ass arrested. He holds the cooler hostage.

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You know, he's just sitting on it, like chilling.

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Literally and figuratively, sitting on the sitting on something. He goes, What do he says to her? He says, Well, what do you got? And she just looks at him. He goes, Well, I will be holding on to this indefinitely. You see them. What are they doing? They're playing cards or something. What are they doing? Counting money. I don't know. I think they're counting money or something. I don't remember. But they're keeping the company's dance, they're keeping the company dancers. They're keeping the dancers company. Why can't I remember the dancer's name? The head dancer. She's like, Yeah, I feel like that's just a lag. And like, I'm not, you know, you know, I'm not feeling it. Anywho, while Ruby is trying to convince her husband to give her back her money, Annie comes home and Kevin, Chris Kevin, it's Kevin though, has made her a meal. And she's like, What are these? White carrots? He's like, it's pressnip. And she's like, This is delicious. She's like, You don't have to spend that money. He goes, Oh, it didn't cost me anything. And she's, and then she's like, stops and she thinks. She's like, Where did you get this from? So he's dumpster styling. He's throwing away good like the food from this really fancy, nice restaurant. Anywho, so she throws it up and she's like, You can't feed me E. coli lace food.

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And he's like, But I'm I was kind of surprised that that was a line that Annie had to like draw.

SPEAKER_01 13:52

Because of all the things that she's yeah.

SPEAKER_02 13:54

I mean, she's had more things in her mouth, I'm sure. Exactly. And I think she thinks most of us. Well, but she she also thinks cheese whiz is a food group, like canned cheese.

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So I think a parsnip freshly dumped over cheese whiz person.

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I I might also not gonna lie. I mean, especially if you like wash it and cook it.

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Right, exactly. So I'm like, yeah, I think I'll take that over it.

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I'm a certified food handler by the New York State Department of Health and Mental Hygiene. I know what I'm talking about. Thank you very much. I do have the credentials.

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Just just so you know.

SPEAKER_01 14:29

I should have expected that. I'm disappointed in myself. Please forgive me.

SPEAKER_02 14:37

Just saying. I'm pretty sure that dumpster parsnip, when properly washed and cooked, is still better than canned cheese. You may proceed. I may proceed. Oh, wait, what are you doing? Are you undressing? Yes, because I'm still not. Look at that rack, bitch. You are. I have a rack, don't I? Oh my god.

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How can I have a good rack?

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Did you did you work at the strip club today?

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Was Crystal there? What were you doing? If I I wish I did, I would have more money than I do right now. That's that is true, actually. Or not. They made no, if they would pay me to put it back on. Either way, I would have made up the plucking. I don't know.

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I'm looking at that cleavage. Like, I don't know about that. I mean, as long as I stay like naked from bust up. As as I sit here in my stained Bob's burgers t-shirt with no bra and sweating. To be fair, I just got home from work.

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You see me like first thing in the morning, Lisa. I have.

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I sure have woken up with you.

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And I feed her bacon and coffee. What you got?

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Yep.

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Love me some bacon and coffee. All right. So I'm sorry. I lost track of my brain. So they did dumpster diving, and she he goes, Well, would that taste better if it cost money if it costs money? But she's like, this can't happen again.

SPEAKER_02 15:59

Look, her her concerns about bacteria are valid. Yes. But still, I I see his point of view also.

SPEAKER_01 16:07

I mean, it was a would it be my first choice? Absolutely not. No. And honestly, he cooked dinner, and I know I didn't have parsnips or according to Annie white carrots in my refrigerator. I would have been snuffed back before I put the food in my mouth. Mm-hmm. Yeah. And another thing. Oh. Okay. We know that for homeless people put homeless people just can't get a job. They have to have they needed a dress. My thing. A lot of people with jobs are already homeless. Thank you. Because you can't afford. Did I always say if you have a choice between living in your car and paying your rent, pick your car. You know, you could use your car to get to work. You know. Anyhow, he now, because before this episode, I was like, why doesn't this motherfucker get a job now? Like, what the fuck? You have an address, like what is like you're not gonna be up in my house. Yes, you're helping me, but Mofo, get a do something. But do we know that he's not trying? But then in this episode, based on his thoughts on things, he doesn't want a job. Like based on his philosophy and the way he was talking to her, I don't he's like, money doesn't mean anything. And then I feel like, oh no, this is just who he is. Okay, this is this is a choice. I see.

SPEAKER_02 17:28

Well, um you and I both know someone who I think I know what you're talking about as a social experiment, decided to live as a homeless person. They didn't I'm not surprised, and ate discarded food and thing, you know, and and just to and I understand like part of it was because of their degree and their social view, but it's it's also a little I and I know I know it's gonna sound a little judgy, right? But like I feel like it's also kind of weird because there's so many risks that you can put yourself into by doing that.

SPEAKER_01 18:15

And by choice at that.

SPEAKER_02 18:17

Right, and by choice. So like well, I understand why you did it, it's kind of like, but still, why would you do that knowing the the risk that it can pose, not just to like eating things from that you find in the street or in the trash, but like your physical safety.

SPEAKER_01 18:41

And maybe this is just me. I don't know. I don't know how I feel about my thought on this. I don't know how I feel about myself right now. But I feel like it's a little insulting for you to choose that position, granted, regardless of your reasons, but to choose to do that, and you have millions of people who'd rather not live this way, who are in this way because of circumstances, dude, mental health, or whatever the case may be. And some of them they choose it as a last resort, you know what I mean? Right. But I'm pretty sure like I I feel like it's insulting. But I know for the You're choosing the position, and you know when you're done and tired, you just go back to your regular life. Right, right.

SPEAKER_02 19:21

And so like on one hand, it's like like when we watch The Real World, and and what is I mean, she went so far as to like try to spend time, talk to people, understand but but really didn't put herself into as much potential harm.

SPEAKER_01 19:43

But there's a chemical following her. That's not on the back, you know. Right, but like but she was able to immerse herself without being too much of a danger. And let's be honest, I don't know which one is better.

SPEAKER_02 19:54

But I I respect the thought process, but I don't know I don't know, like ideally nobody would be homeless. So I just wonder if any of the people When I'm president, nobody will be homeless.

SPEAKER_01 20:12

Right. I just wonder if any and not to be just something I thought. I wonder if any of the people that they came across knew that when this social experiment was over, they're going back to their regular life. And if they did know, how'd they feel about it? I'm pretty sure for safety reasons, they did not say that because they knew what that was posing a risk if you expect oh, this is a social experiment for me. I'm pretty sure they did not say that to any of the other. That's a that's a good point. That being said, we're gonna move on to the next segment of this show.

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I'm just joking.

SPEAKER_01 20:50

Well, the lady in the tramp dinner was cute. Yes, they did do the Kevin and Annie. He took her out to a to a to a restaurant, and he did, but it's just the back of the restaurant in the alley with a dumpster. And it turned out she had a kick out of it. But yeah, go off. Stand the man. Stannimal comes up with a plan. Thinking of a master plan. Okay. How many times do you listen that you edit recordings and you're like, this bitch sings another song? I'm gonna just mute her.

SPEAKER_02 21:27

It's not the songs, it's more so all of your like, oh, edit this out. Uh, oh, okay, I lost my place. Oh. And I'm like, we do not stay on topic. No.

SPEAKER_01 21:42

Please. The gang, Scooby and the gang, uh, with the ladies, and they're doing their little dancing, and Stan is asking, like, hey, you guys have a plan? Like, what's going on? And no, Beth starts off with, like, when can we have our money? He goes, When do you have a plan?

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She's like,

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Why do you care? She's like, the fuck? That was the dumbest thing ever. Beth is very antagonistic towards him. And it kind of she's pissing me the fuck off. In case you can't tell. He goes, Well, you know, the girls, they dance as the Windsor. And they're like, Yeah. And then, you know, they've gone to know a lot of the border control, the border controllers. Controllers, no, whoa, uh, edit. That's for you, Lisa. He goes, they've made friends with a lot of the border control. And they're like, and so, how's that gonna help us? He goes, those guys back there?

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Border control.

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And they're like, oh. The girls are in the minivan. They pull up, and Beth is still a little antagonistic, even to the agent. So maybe it's just me. She's like, hey, do I know you? She's like, Yeah, we're Crystal's friend. And we and she it was still like friendly, and it's supposed to be like Crystal's friend, but I feel like it was a little threatening.

SPEAKER_02 23:07

Yeah, I feel like it always comes off like that with her, though. Yes.

SPEAKER_01 23:11

And he has like that's just that Karen mentality. And he was like, Yeah, yeah. And you could tell he was like, I will fuck you up right now, right? So he goes, until she said, Oh, they're behind us. And then Kirst on the girls wave. And she was still afterwards, still like just digging. I didn't realize how much I hated her till the re-watching it now. I'm like, oh he goes, okay, you're good to go. Blah, blah, blah, blah. Bus pull over to the, you know, pull over to that setting over there for you know inspection. So they do that. It's empty. They meet up with the girls at a parking lot. And this is where Ruby sees the minivan. Not a minivan. It's a huge SUB. I think it's a suburban. Anyway. So the girls have off topic. The girls have the cooler. And Chris was like, yeah, not a problem. Where's my pay? He was like, that was a favor. Yeah, favor with the term investment. It was a favor for Stanimo, but you have to pay me pretty much. To the 5%. Or no, or no money. And I'm not really mad at that. Like you're putting yourself, yeah, I'll do it. Yeah, I'm gonna put some risk on me. It's not that much of a risk, but I'm still doing it's a risk. I want payment. You're not my bestie. You're Stannimal's wife and her friends. There's a difference. Yeah, that's forever known as Stanimal. I know, I know. No, it's it's good. So they agree to it, and they're doing the drive. And I call it Siri, but not Siri. It's probably Tom Tom. It's saying, turn left. And she's like, which left? And Annie's like, she's looking. Now mind you, it's kind of pissing me off. Beth again is if Annie can look and see, you can look and see. We right now look at our navigation to see which that they're talking about. Why are you yelling at Annie? But anyway, this is when Ruby notices that that's SUV is still following them. They think it's the cops, which is a really good. Like, who else? What who else would it be? And why were you driving around the parking lot like a maniac? Like you're not hiding.

SPEAKER_02 25:24

It's not like you're I thought the same thing. Like even more noticeable, and God forbid you hit somebody because it's a fucking parking lot. Now, if she drove real quick and slid into a parking spot, okay. But she was going around in circles. I know. Slip into a spot, cut the lights, and and and just maybe run away.

SPEAKER_01 25:44

I mean But then they're parking in a spot with the fucking overhead under the fucking lights. But anyway. They they really need us. So they go into the casino and they're trying to get rid of the money because this with their luck, whatever goes, whatever can't go wrong, goes wrong. So I shouldn't have to be a little bit more.

SPEAKER_02 25:58

So you went into a casino, right?

SPEAKER_01 26:01

In a place with a thousand cameras.

SPEAKER_02 26:04

Yeah, that has crazy security, a thousand cameras, and now that's fine if you weren't up to something illegal. That would be a great place to hide. But in up something, right, that involves.

SPEAKER_01 26:17

In theory, you should lose, like they figured they're gonna put it down, roll it, lose it, and call it a day. And in theory, you're gonna be in and out in 15 minutes. Not so with these ladies. They keep waiting.

SPEAKER_02 26:28

We should go to the casino to try to lose. Then maybe we'll actually win.

SPEAKER_01 26:33

Maybe that's what we do wrong. I think that's that's the problem. Beth gets a call from Dean that their son got into an accident playing what soccer, hockey, whatever. A sport. He's in the hospital. Can you be with him? And he is not, she's like, I'm not home. And he's kind of far. And I kind of I skipped something. He did see his lawyer, and he this lawyer goes through, I'm going through your case, summary and everything, and I have a plan. He goes, Your wife. He wants her to, you know. He goes, Did you make the money, the fake money? Did you do all? He's like, no, no, give her up. He's like, they need a they need their mom. He goes, Who told them how to ride a bike? Who did this? Who does this? They need a dad, too. Which is true. They need children need their parents, good parents. I'm not talking about the crazy ones. They need, you know. After this phone call was there. Crazy. No, when I say crazy, I don't mean like that.

SPEAKER_02 27:37

I told you. Just think about in 10 or 15 years when those kids are sitting at a cabin, you know, all of Beth's kids, even the ones that you never see with Ben, and they're drinking their sorrows away, playing cards against humanity, talking about all the fucked up shit their parents did. I mean, it's gonna be a good laugh.

SPEAKER_01 27:56

I think so. But when I say crazy, I mean like toxicity. No, I'm crazy. I don't know. People who are listening may not know me. In case you're new to this series, hi, I'm Agnes. We like Good Crazy. Good crazy. Hello, with your X. We'll be poster child for Good Crazy.

SPEAKER_02 28:16

Yeah. But like Dean also omits the part where he mortgaged the house.

SPEAKER_01 28:26

And that's where she got into all this bullshit.

SPEAKER_02 28:29

He had all these affairs. You know, he he kind of forgets to say, well, you know, she only did this stuff because she was pushed up against the wall and we were gonna lose the house because of my actions. But, you know, tomato tomato and all that.

SPEAKER_01 28:46

Small point to be made. I know, small technicality. Yeah, just but who's counting? After this phone call, he's pretty much like, yeah, I I think I'm gonna turn this bitch in. Right.

SPEAKER_02 28:59

Yeah, because she's like, Well, I'm a little bit out of the country right now. Like you l you live in Detroit and you went to Canada. I mean, it's yeah, you're out of the country, but like That's like New York and New Jersey. I yeah, exactly. It doesn't count. It does it doesn't. It does not count. I don't I yeah, that's not out of the state. That's just next door.

SPEAKER_01 29:29

Just look at going to another neighborhood. Like people like you could travel from New York to New Jersey quicker than you go from Brooklyn to Queens. True.

SPEAKER_02 29:39

That you know what? That is true. And people Chicago quicker. Yeah. People over here are like, um, I'm gonna go to New York. And I look at them like, huh? Like I'm going upstate on vacation.

SPEAKER_01 29:53

But what New Jersey, that's like a five-minute drive.

SPEAKER_02 29:56

That's true, right? But then I've realized that I'm like, when I say upstate, do people think I mean New Jersey? Or do they understand that even though we are in New Jersey, it means New York?

SPEAKER_01 30:12

The entire state of New Jersey is another borough of New York, right?

SPEAKER_02 30:15

It's it's like New York's redheaded stepchild. Come on. Yes. I mean, let's just be honest here. It's the same shit. It's tonight. Connecticut is like their boozy cousin. Yeah. Right, the boozy cousin.

SPEAKER_01 30:29

I was told at a wedding, and one of the guests, he's from New York too. I was like, Oh, I'm from Brooklyn. He's from upstate New York. I was like, oh, oh, that part of New York. Okay. Oh, right.

SPEAKER_02 30:38

It's like, you remember on Friends when um Richard got divorced, and Monica was like, How you doing? And he's like, Well, and then he starts talking about he's like, you know, with the head nod and the sideways. He's like, you know, and it's that's what you do, right? So when somebody says, Oh, that they're from Jersey or they're from upstate or whatever, they're like, Oh, what the hell? Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_01 31:01

And it's funny because he laughed. Because he knew, because like if you know, you know, he laughed. He's like, Yeah, they're too different.

SPEAKER_02 31:07

Like, yeah, no, uh upstate upstate New York and New York City are more different than New York City and like Connecticut or New Jersey. Yes, somehow.

SPEAKER_01 31:17

It but yes, and then the lower part, like it even like Yonkers, you're like, you're still not part, but you're still accepted into the cooking. Yeah, you're like Yonkers more accepted than Staten Island is. That's true. Staten Island, nobody fucks with Staten Island.

SPEAKER_02 31:31

No. Considering that uh I have family who lives in Yonkers and I've lived on Staten Island. I can admit, you can confirm that that is true. Yeah. Staten Island, who? Where's that? What was that place? Nobody's nobody even here has even like heard of it. And you're like, really? Like, it's right there. It's just it's just there. Oh, it doesn't count. It doesn't count. Staten Island is like the deep south of New York City. Nobody even wants it, okay? Nobody even fucking wants it. Like, let's be honest. No like I would pick annex it, send it floating off into the Hudson. Like I count the five boroughs. I'm like, wait, there's four. I keep saying yeah, no, there's another one. Yeah, I mean it's it's the one down at the bottom, literally. Anyway.

SPEAKER_01 32:32

Beth is going to her car with groceries because she makes it home and she's like, I'm gonna get stuff to make him French toast. It's not just me, but this scene where you see the kid in bed sleeping, the angle, and obviously he's angelic because he's not being, you know. I was like, wow, it's always angelic when they're sleeping. He looks like he could play like an extra in Lord of the Rings or the Hobbit.

SPEAKER_02 32:57

Like I don't know. I wasn't looking at it like that.

SPEAKER_01 33:01

He looks very elfish or hobbit-ish. I don't know, one of the two. Go back and look at it. Like, now you can't unsee it now. But you see it like okay.

SPEAKER_02 33:09

When you started that sentence, I think they were gonna say something like he looked like he could be in like children of the corn, or you know, because it is death child, but but okay.

SPEAKER_00 33:18

Agnes rambling off the walls, right?

SPEAKER_01 33:21

No, you need to go look at it. It's like, okay, I see it now. All right, I'll have to go back. So when she's coming back, she's going to her car with the groceries. I want French toast in the middle of the night, too.

SPEAKER_02 33:34

Is that all they eat there?

SPEAKER_01 33:35

French toast? Apparently. Allegedly.

SPEAKER_02 33:38

Allegedly.

SPEAKER_01 33:40

And she's a little nervous, and she sees what looks like Rio's G-Wagon, and she gets in the car and she's kind of like looking around. And of course, as we all know, he's in the back. And it comes to find out that the car the SUV following them was his people. And this is time when her dignity her dignity was correct. Like, you could have fucking told me that shit. Right. The fuck? And he's like, I don't know what he says. I forgot. What did he say? I think I don't think I heard him. What did he say at the end of that? I don't remember.

SPEAKER_02 34:13

Yeah, no, no, I don't remember either.

SPEAKER_01 34:16

And that's the end of the episode. I was kind of running through it because there really much there wasn't much to it.

SPEAKER_02 34:23

No. And Dean, Dean makes a point when you know she comes home and she sees the kid sleeping, and he's like, he didn't even ask for you.

SPEAKER_01 34:31

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_00 34:32

And mommy guilt is real.

SPEAKER_02 34:35

I don't think I have money to do that.

SPEAKER_00 34:39

I was like, I I didn't feel guilty at the moment. Anyway.

SPEAKER_02 34:45

I'm not gonna say that like mommy guilt is not real. But it's like it's also real shit thing to say. Very much so. So, you know, come on, Z. Like, did do you think that every single time one of those kids fell off their b their bike or whatever?

SPEAKER_03 35:10

Do you think they asked for you?

SPEAKER_02 35:12

And if they didn't, do you think she said they didn't even ask for you? No, of course not. That's such a shit move. But I guess whatever.

SPEAKER_01 35:24

I think we have five, four or five more episodes until the end of the series. So now I'm gonna ask you. Oh. We've seen three and a half seasons, a little bit over three and a half. Mm-hmm. How do you need it to end for you to be satisfied? Spill the points. Okay. Ready?

SPEAKER_02 35:45

They all move, they all move to Nevada, to Vegas. Okay. And as opposed to a different Nevada? No, no, like as in like Las Vegas, Nevada. Sorry, like Nevada, but like that city. I've just been from it. Versus Carson or Reno or Henderson or some other town that I don't know the name of. I don't know. Are there other places in Nevada? Those are like the only four I know. The ladies, ideally, Stan and Beth make up. Everything is fine. The ladies collectively purchase a brothel and Stan runs it. Beth gives her kids, Beth's kids and Ben go live on their own because that all their parents are collectively crazy. Beth, Rio, and Dean form a throttle. And Annie and Kevin, oh homeless guy, or whatever, live happily ever after.

SPEAKER_00 36:51

Oh, let's add. Okay, and let's add Dean sets up bands to take the fall for his cr for Bet's crimes.

SPEAKER_02 37:00

Oh, okay. Okay. Oh, oh wait. I got one more. No, wait. And and Fitzgerald Fitzpatrick comes comes back. Um Andrew McCarthy, whatever the fuck his name is. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He comes back and he does security for the brothel. I'm with it. Yeah. You know?

unknown 37:22

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 37:23

Yeah, I got the snaps. Okay.

unknown 37:25

Okay. Thank you.

SPEAKER_02 37:28

Okay. I think that's that's definitely.

SPEAKER_01 37:31

This is how close we get in a few episodes.

SPEAKER_02 37:34

This is worse than when the cat knocked the person down the stairs and shot.

SPEAKER_01 37:38

I was thinking that.

SPEAKER_02 37:40

Wait, this is worse than that?

SPEAKER_01 37:42

This is worse than that.

SPEAKER_02 37:44

Well, okay, maybe this is actually more realistic, but but yeah. Actually, maybe wait, it's a cat. Maybe the cat was more realistic. Typha first, late in the day. And Beth's dog comes back. Because remember she had a dog and we don't know what happened to the dog. Oh my, the dog has disappeared. Where's the fucking dog? I don't know. I don't know. But the dog comes back too.

SPEAKER_01 38:11

The dog got some sense like fuck this shit. This shit is crazy.

SPEAKER_02 38:14

The dog was smart.

SPEAKER_01 38:15

Did they take the dog and they took the furniture? Maybe. And why can't he just give it back? Okay. And in typical Agnes fashion, I have no memory of how it ended.

SPEAKER_02 38:29

So surprise on both of us. Oh, awesome. I love surprises. You do too. And then now we are one episode closer to my pick.

unknown 38:43

That is.

SPEAKER_02 38:44

I'm excited. I can't remember.

SPEAKER_01 38:47

That was an amazing show. Honestly. In high school. I think I'm I think I'm glad that we didn't do it as a pick. See? Because I think it would have been dissected so much. I don't think I would have enjoyed it.

SPEAKER_02 39:00

You would have been, you would not have enjoyed it as this.

SPEAKER_01 39:03

I still think about it. I right now, I still like, oh my god, I feel like I lost family members. Like I still William makes fun of me all the time. He was like, it's a show. I was like, but it was a damn good show. He's like, you need hate, he knows, you need Jesus. I said, the only Jesus I know is the one that mows my lawn. He goes, You and the Sunset and hockey. I said, you set that up for me to say that. He's like, yeah, I did. Okay. And on next week's episode of Assassin's Sips, we show you guys our racks. No, I'm just joking. I was gonna say, um, speak for yourself as you're messing around with yours over there. I have my air conditioner on, and but okay, so I did paintballing this weekend. So much fun. I actually took two days to recover. It was not a good look. If you have a chronic illness, um, paintballing in the summer, I don't suggest it. But while I had the fucking mask on, and we weren't even running around the town, I just had the mask on, and I'm sitting there with my gun, a fucking hot flash came over me. So not only am I hot from the mask, the fucking hot flash came on. I was like, fuck you, fuck me, fuck all you motherfuckers. And I went out like Carlito's way. I was Tony Matoya and um Scarface. Say hello to my little friend. So I was definitely I I provided cover for my teammates. That's all I did. I'm like, I would provide cover. I would sit here and I would move up slowly and provide you cover behind you. Boom. It was fun. Good times were happy by all. All right.

SPEAKER_02 40:40

Anything else before we sign out this bitch? I don't think so. Uh I'm ready for the next episode. Hopefully, it's a little more juicy and entertaining. You also picked the next um bonus.

SPEAKER_00 40:56

So I'm excited for the bonus.

SPEAKER_02 41:00

I told you what I picked, right? You said you were weren't sure how like what's pretty sure you want to do it. Yeah, and but then I had a little dilemma. And I talked I talked.

SPEAKER_01 41:12

Oh, right, right, right, right. A dilemma. A dilemma. And I said, yeah, it's not a dil it's not it's not a problem. It works.

SPEAKER_02 41:17

It's not a dilemma. Okay. So you could watch the first episode if you want to get a feel for that trash. But you'll see my memory again? It looks like a hot mess.com. Refresh refresh my memory? Okay. Temptation island. I knew that. Then why'd you ask? Because I got issues and I didn't know. That's why.

SPEAKER_01 41:43

We all got issues. And I got tissues. You got issues of tissues. Oh, Lisa, I noticed you didn't reply back to my message yesterday, and I found that in itself hysterical. Oh, I was knocked out. Oh. But it was fun. No, but you I saw that you saw it. You didn't reply. You're like, no, I won't pretend to see this.

SPEAKER_02 42:02

I woke up.

SPEAKER_01 42:03

Wait. You would be here for line dancing.

SPEAKER_02 42:07

Oh, yeah. I caught home from work. We we clocked out. First of all, it was the Ecuador-Mexico game last night. And Emily is Ecuadorian. So she was like so excited about that game. She's like, we have to leave early. We have to leave early. I was like, works for me. So we I was home by like, I want to say like 9 15. Nice. And I was like, I'm dead. I'm going to bed. Good night. And I literally, I took a little bit of food upstairs because Amaris cooked. I put my phone down. I ate, and I knocked the fuck out. So whoever texts me, I didn't see that shit until this morning.

SPEAKER_01 42:47

So I'm trying to get Lisa go line dancing with me, and she doesn't want to. And she um will be here doing line dancing. And I might just like throw in my car. I'm like, Lisa, we're going to go eat. Get in the car. I don't know how to get her. And just take her to go line dancing. And then she will not forgive me.

SPEAKER_03 43:07

What um Amaya's she'll love it. You think so? She won't. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_02 43:18

They're not fun like that. Like, I have no desire to go, but if I went, I would. Just because like I I don't want to be a stick in the mud, but like Yeah, not her. She's even worse than me. I don't have anything else. You don't have anything else. We are almost done with this season. And oh, you should you guys should text us your guesses of what the next show is gonna be. Good idea. Yeah, tell us. Nobody ever texts us anymore. It's like they don't love us. I'm gonna go cry about it. I'm really not. You might. I might. Visit usassassinsips.com, go all the ways, don't drink and drive, drink responsibly. And I'm so next time, I'm Lisa. And I'm Agnes. And we are out of here.

SPEAKER_01 44:11

See you later. Bye.