LOST Season 5 recap

SPEAKER_00 0:09

Hi and welcome to today's episode of Sass and Sips. Today we are going to talk about season five. That's it. Season five. Recap.

SPEAKER_02 0:20

Yeah, we can go with that. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 0:22

That's our story, and we're sticking to it. I am sipping on a margarita, and I am Lisa.

SPEAKER_02 0:31

Yeah, we don't care about who you are. What are you sipping on again? No.

SPEAKER_00 0:33

Um, oh, just just a margarita, tequila, lime juice, and triple sec. That's it. It's all I need in my life. All you need in your life. Okay. Um, at least all I need right now. All you need.

SPEAKER_02 0:47

Well, I'm Agnes, and I'm sipping on my normal go-to when I'm like in a rush. Iced coffee with Kahlua. There you go. Is you know, I always have coffee. I always have Kahlua, so I'm like, I don't have it's something I always have. So I'm like, ah, in a pen, she'll do.

SPEAKER_00 1:03

There you go. Well, you know, I did that TikTok video for um unboxing the good wines that I got. Yeah. So when we start season six, I'm gonna start drinking those.

SPEAKER_02 1:16

And uh you're going to unbox the unboxed wine?

SPEAKER_00 1:20

Well, I'm going to drink the unboxed wine.

SPEAKER_02 1:22

You're gonna drink, you're gonna uncook the unboxed wine.

SPEAKER_00 1:24

Yes, yes.

SPEAKER_02 1:25

I'm excited to see about that.

SPEAKER_00 1:27

I have I have six bottles to get through.

SPEAKER_02 1:29

I'm excited. That's gonna last what six days, if that.

SPEAKER_00 1:33

Well, no, well, six, I'm gonna make it last six episodes.

SPEAKER_02 1:36

Okay, so a total of six hours. Okay, great. That's about right.

SPEAKER_00 1:44

Yeah, so it I mean it was a cute little mix of reds and whites and a pink. So we'll see. We'll see which ones I like and which ones I don't like.

SPEAKER_02 1:53

And the fun thing about the ones you don't like, you can always cook with it or do or mix to a segree or something with you can always yeah, I can't you can't go wrong with any wine.

SPEAKER_00 2:04

I can't imagine that any of them are so bad that I can't drink them, but no, it's I think when I used to order from them, and it wasn't a matter of them being bad, it was just a matter of my palate.

SPEAKER_02 2:18

So they're all good, if that makes sense. Like there's always there's there's not a bad wine, the bunch.

SPEAKER_00 2:24

Well, that's good to know.

SPEAKER_02 2:26

Yeah, and that's a big bunch. Does you have a huge selection?

SPEAKER_00 2:31

Yeah, I know. I was just, I mean, I was looking through the website and I was just like, oh my god, there's so many.

SPEAKER_02 2:35

That's why I always said, you know what, you pick. I was like, you know what? Dealer struggles.

SPEAKER_00 2:39

Yeah, that's that's that's that's what I did. They picked, yeah. So I'm I'm just excited to um, you know, to start trying them. Okay, season five. You got any hot takes?

SPEAKER_04 2:55

You're gonna laugh at me. Oh, okay. I don't remember shit.

SPEAKER_00 3:02

No, I I know this I should know because this this is not a movie like die hard number four or diehard number five, which apparently only you can keep straight. Me no more, anyhow. Oh no, that's right.

SPEAKER_02 3:17

I had to tell him which was which, right? Yes, that's right. Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_00 3:20

So I so season five for Agnes, because I'm sure the rest of you remember, season five was all about them getting back on the island, rectifying the time shifts, and then once they got to the island, Lost These 2.0 right. There's Lost These 2.0 were introduced, Jacob was introduced, and then it's some of them landed in '77, some of them landed in 2007, so we still have that problem to solve. And it was a big reveal at the end of the season, and so dun, dun, dun.

SPEAKER_02 4:11

That was actually a cool event. That was cool. You finally got me in like into the episode, into this the series, rather.

SPEAKER_00 4:19

Oh, look, it only took five seasons, four and a half, like halfway through five.

SPEAKER_02 4:25

I was it, I was invested. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 4:28

So I don't have a lot for you today, but surprise. So season two. Uh no. Are you Chanley Agnes? Oh, look, Squirrel. Chipmunk. Episode two, the lie, was the only episode of the season in which all main characters appeared. Uh Desmond appears without speaking lines in the opening flashback, and Jin only appears in the reused footage.

SPEAKER_02 5:05

But they were there, and that's what matters. There's no small part, they're small actors.

SPEAKER_00 5:12

In I forgot what season it was, but we had the episode Enter 77, Enter 77. That was the episode where Saeed, Locke, and I believe Kate were walking in the jungle. They found the cow, they found the house where Mikhail was at. And it was like, oh, let's let's stop the charade, and Locke is playing chess on the computer. Okay, anyway.

SPEAKER_02 5:43

You mean from like old seasons?

SPEAKER_00 5:45

Yeah, it was like season seven. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. So the episode is called Enter 7-7, and then this year they entered 1977. So I thought it was just a cute little you know, callback.

SPEAKER_02 6:01

Okay, once again, coincidence or intentional? I think it's more like, oh shit, that does work. Let's just go with it. Like, yeah, that's exactly what we meant to do. I just think it's just way too many of connections, quote unquote. Connections. Some of them, I just think some of them just have to be, oh shit, that did work. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 6:26

Yeah. There's more, uh, what do you call it? Like, there's more little nods to the Dark Tower series by Steve Stephen King. And I mean, I'm not gonna go into it here just because thank you. But but if you are a fan of the Dark Tower series, you know, slash the gunslinger, drop us a text and just you know, let us know which ones you picked up. And I feel like if you're watch, if you're listening for the first, if you're watching the show for the first time, but you've read the books, maybe you know what I'm hinting at, but I feel like if you haven't and you don't want spoilers, I won't say anything further because there's a lot of similarities.

SPEAKER_02 7:25

Okay, I'll take your word for that. I feel like Laval Burton and and um Minnie Rainbow, but you don't have to take my word for it. Okay, if you know, you know.

SPEAKER_00 7:39

So one of the questions that you had was during the season three finale, Jack says he's tired of lying, and you were like, Well, what's he lying about? But now we know what he was lying about. So that was a quick um how they got off the Aaron, well, and Aaron, yeah, all of it.

SPEAKER_02 8:01

Oh, okay, okay, all of it. See, you know what? Yeah, that makes sense. It's just so much you kind of forgot. I yeah, okay. Aaron, the island, and no, the funny thing is, once again, I don't think they knew what he was lying about when they wrote that.

SPEAKER_00 8:22

We saw the circle completed, so to speak, on the compass between Locke and Richard. Remember it in previous episodes where Richard is like, you know, which one of these is yours already?

SPEAKER_01 8:40

Yes.

SPEAKER_00 8:40

And it was like, what the hell? Like, huh? You know, as a watcher for the first time, but now we understand the the the the space-time continuum with the compass.

SPEAKER_02 8:52

And a compass is kind of like the constant and a variable or chine chat of time travel. Just go with it. I I'm talking out my ass, and it sounded good because it made no sense. So, in theory, it makes perfect sense in season four. You guys can see Lisa's face.

SPEAKER_00 9:13

Yeah, I'm I'm like, all right, I don't know. Maybe I have too much alcohol, maybe I haven't had enough. I'm not even sure. In season four, you compared Prosper Prospero. I forgot how you pronounce it. Prospero Prospero.

SPEAKER_02 9:26

Prospero. From the from the tempest.

SPEAKER_00 9:29

Tempest to Ben. Yeah. Do you still want to stand by that?

SPEAKER_02 9:35

Um I think I was smarter then. Um yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah. I I yeah.

SPEAKER_00 9:51

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 9:54

Why did I say that? Because it sounded really good.

SPEAKER_00 10:04

Uh you called Sawyer and Juliet become becoming a couple.

SPEAKER_02 10:09

Oh, I did? Oh. Yeah, you I'm sure there was some foreshadowing that I picked up on.

SPEAKER_00 10:19

And you also said that since the six made it off the island, that six will have to go back. I said that this is why I write stuff down.

SPEAKER_02 10:36

I just sometimes I am I am surprised at the things that come out of my mouth that are really intelligent, you know, blows my mind.

SPEAKER_00 10:50

In season four, during the episode Cabin Fever, you thought that Jacob was actually Widmore. Yeah, I got that one wrong. And now we know that's at one point.

SPEAKER_02 11:03

Didn't I say Jacob was a god though? I think you said that like in the last episode. No, I think I said it before then. This we wind and go back 600 episodes. Join us, please. No, really, don't don't join us.

SPEAKER_00 11:51

Okay. During There's No Place Like Home, we talked about how did Daniel know about the quote secondary protocol? And so I'm thinking, because I couldn't tell you this before, but and I I don't know, this is just you know, maybe I missed something or this is just out of my head, but I feel like it has something to do with the fact with the time travel, and I don't know. Like I just I just feel like you know, when it came to Daniel, even though obviously that was their present, there was something else like with him, you know, like when he saw the crash and and it it it it had those feelings for him. So I feel like there's something special about him too.

SPEAKER_02 12:44

I think yeah, like he he has he witnessed more than we that was shown to us. Like I feel like I mean, or you know how they say trauma is like genetic, like trauma could be passed down. Um maybe his mother's like the history of his mother going to the island, coming back, being pregnant with him, whatever. Maybe some of that was I don't fucking know. I maybe I didn't drink enough either. Um take a zip. Yeah, wait, hold on. I think my yeah, the most intelligent things I say, I'm drunk.

SPEAKER_00 13:36

Yeah. In the season four recap, you said that the islands will move to non-tropical weather, and that Kate apologized to Aaron because she plans on bringing him back. And you also wanted to know what happens if they don't go back.

SPEAKER_02 13:53

So I know that I got those two wrong, but okay, to be fair with the whole polar bear, we still have season six left.

SPEAKER_00 14:01

Okay, that's fair. So so far the island didn't move physical location, it moved time, plane time, yeah. And she didn't bring him back, and we don't know what happens if they don't go back. Uh you wanted to know who's after them and who they're trying to do.

SPEAKER_02 14:25

One definitely wrong, one possible well, we got that answer. It was the Lost East Two try, you know, uh, with the whole proving they had to yeah, prove their point. They showed they had to show Locke's body, and they work for Jacob. They were sent, they are like messengers. They were sent like you know, the god Jacob had his messengers in place to speak the truth. Okay, he knew I think he knew that it was gonna be his end, and he like, you know, and he had his people, he's like, You need this is what you need to do to avoid, like you know, him knowing he was going to be killed, because he always knows this. Um he had to make sure there was a fail safe to prevent disaster. So that's who they were.

SPEAKER_00 15:34

Okay, you also said in season one, um, in season five, episode one, you said that the goal of season five is going to be to tether the island, and then they will go back, and that's not even a question.

SPEAKER_02 15:51

I don't I don't really remember what that means, but well they did keep the island from going back and forth, they and they definitely they tether and then they they went back.

SPEAKER_00 16:01

Oh, and then it's not it's not even a question that they will go back. Okay, I guess got it now.

SPEAKER_02 16:05

Okay, that was that was a kind of obvious one, Lisa in season five, episode two.

SPEAKER_00 16:13

You said it's not impossible for Locke's body to reanimate.

SPEAKER_02 16:17

I mean, I need to say it was probable. I said just you said it's possible, right? Yeah, it's possible, but speaking, but it's not probable, but it did, just it but did it, but didn't it did, but didn't so then explain. I mean it did reanimate, but it wasn't him. But how do you know that? So, yes and no, it was Jacob's brother. Like, wasn't that Locke's body in the can in the bot in the in the box? Yeah, it was. So it was Locke was dead the whole time. It was Jacob's brother who wanted to kill him. Oh my god, Lisa, you give me this look, so now I don't know what I think anymore. Here we go again, people. I'm back to hating the show. I'm back, I'm done. Where's my bottle of wine? I'm taking it straight to the head. Fuck the wine. Was it tequila? Tequila Fuckenberg.

SPEAKER_00 17:12

Look, he said, um, also in episode two of season five, that you well, you think you hit on something because you said that they'll go back in time and make it like Locke never died.

SPEAKER_02 17:30

I said that?

SPEAKER_00 17:31

Yes, and so kind of they they went back in time, sort of, and it was kind of like Locke never died, kinda sort of, but he's still dead, or is he he he died? You said Sawyer and Juliet will make a good couple. That was before they were a couple, okay. You wanted to know what compelled Kate, well, son and Kate to leave their kids behind and return to the island. So we never got what happened with Son. Like, she just wants to find her husband. That's that's her reason.

SPEAKER_02 18:07

Yeah, I still can't I still can't reconcile that with my kid. Like, yes, your love of your life, I get it. The husband the father, your child, your husband, and I understand the need to get him back. But one that island is so unpredictable, like you've been there, you know how unpredictable it was, and you're leaving your kid. Like, was there so odds that you'll never come back and you're leaving your your your your child, your infant child, toddler child, whatever, with your elderly parent. Like, what h I don't disagree? I just know if I was if I was lost on the island and my husband left out kid by themselves, I'm fucking him up. Like, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_00 18:53

But Jen didn't leave the kid by himself. No, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_02 18:56

But if I was Jen and no, if I was Jen and Jen never got to my wife, no no no no, but I'm saying if I was stuck on the island like Jen, uh oh, and my husband comes back like son did, I would be fucking him up. Like he should, like, you know, I'm like, no, don't leave our child with no parents. Oh, you fucking stupid, like you know, yeah, okay, but you know, I don't know. I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 19:20

You um there was a question of how Hurley knew to get on the flight, and that was answered. Well, he was kind of bullied into it, but like everything he's done, yes, but before the finale episode, we had no idea how he knew because all they said is that we have to go back. Nobody he wasn't at the church, he didn't know. Oh, right, right, right. How like how the fuck did he get that?

SPEAKER_02 19:44

Right, yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_00 19:46

Um, there's questions about who Daniel's mom really is. Is she an oracle? Is she a prophet?

SPEAKER_02 19:52

So no, she's just a time travel scientist, badass, total badass, though. You gotta admit, like she was the leader of the others. Mm-hmm. Woodmore bowed down to her, like they were a couple, but still. Yeah, she was a badass.

SPEAKER_00 20:15

If Frank had actually piloted the original flight 815, like as he was intended to, do you think he would have lived? And the other pilot, um, like did he die because he wasn't supposed to be there? He wasn't even supposed to be there today.

SPEAKER_02 20:33

Maybe that maybe, maybe, because in theory, it wouldn't have worked having Frank pilot it. And if it did work, he would not have survived it if he wasn't meant to begin with.

SPEAKER_00 20:49

So these are some random questions that I've been writing down since the beginning of the series. And why do I have a feeling that you're not gonna remember half of why you asked them?

SPEAKER_02 21:02

Half. I'm thinking more like two-thirds.

unknown 21:06

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 21:09

Who sent Kate the letter? And we still have no idea.

SPEAKER_02 21:13

The letter, the letter, it's like it's it's it's like an Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 21:16

So remember at some point Kate gets a letter delivered to uh her like motel room, and it's basically telling her that her mom is dying in a hospital.

SPEAKER_02 21:28

Oh, right, right, right, right, right, right. Yeah, um, so um, yeah. Okay, Lisa.

SPEAKER_00 21:35

So we don't know.

SPEAKER_02 21:36

Are we ever gonna find out? Did the writers forget about that? I think the writers forgot.

SPEAKER_00 21:40

Why did they want Claire's baby?

SPEAKER_02 21:46

Once again, we don't know.

SPEAKER_00 21:48

Yeah, experiments on like pregnant women and children, the list, but maybe we don't really know any more than that.

SPEAKER_02 21:56

Considering things changed with that situation, there was no need for you know what I mean to answer the question because they were no longer a factor.

SPEAKER_00 22:06

What was the translation?

SPEAKER_02 22:08

The writers forgot.

SPEAKER_00 22:09

Yeah, incident, the incident, because it was referenced many times before.

SPEAKER_02 22:15

Oh, the incident was the ex set what happened in 77.

SPEAKER_00 22:19

Right. So we just we just saw it.

SPEAKER_02 22:21

We just found out, okay, yay, my brain's working. Oh, come on.

SPEAKER_00 22:25

Wanted to know what the fuck happened to the others to be so militant. I think the answer is Ben.

SPEAKER_02 22:32

Yeah, Ben. Ben happened. Because um, yeah, the others weren't, you know, they would just like get the fuck, leave us like this. Is our island, but you're here, leave us the fuck alone. And then Ben happened, and they became uh Gorilla Warfare.

unknown 22:50

Ben happened.

SPEAKER_00 22:50

How did Ben get Anthony Cooper in the box? Technically, not officially answered, but I mean we can guess.

SPEAKER_02 23:01

I don't know. Do we want to guess?

SPEAKER_00 23:03

Well, just that we know that they have the capability to get on with the island.

SPEAKER_02 23:07

Yeah, Richard probably, he's yeah. Okay, okay. Not in yeah.

SPEAKER_00 23:13

Okay. Uh you wanted to know why does Christian Shepherd pop up to people who don't know him?

SPEAKER_02 23:19

Yeah. Maybe because they don't know him. But why use Christian Slater?

SPEAKER_00 23:25

Shepard.

SPEAKER_02 23:26

Shepard.

SPEAKER_00 23:27

Hi Christian Slater. Um and you wanted to know who's after the Oceanic Six. And I think you can probably take a guess at that.

SPEAKER_02 23:40

When did what when did oh was this right before the the freighter, right? So is no, this was after they got off the island.

SPEAKER_00 23:47

They they weren't the Oceanic Six until they left the island.

SPEAKER_02 23:50

So this is oh okay. Right.

SPEAKER_00 23:52

This is after they got the island, after they got off the island, like the whole we have to go back.

SPEAKER_02 23:58

Right, okay. Wait, I guess a lot happened. I got I'm trying to like piece everything to my memory together. So who was after? Oh, it was Ben trying to get them together, wasn't it? There you go. Yeah, yeah, it was Ben. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you passed. Woo! Yay! I move on to the next season. Oh, is that a prize? Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_00 24:15

I say can I you got one more season left? Just just the one. We're almost done.

SPEAKER_02 24:23

I need a shitload of alcohol as a as a thank you for surviving. Like survive. You congratulations, you survived lost with a brain cell left. Only had two to begin with. So thank you, Lisa.

SPEAKER_00 24:40

Well, I think you're gonna be okay.

SPEAKER_02 24:42

No. Well, with friends like you, right? Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_00 24:49

So as you see now, you have another season under your belt, and every season has a little bit of a different kind of theme and problem to solve, overarching. So, any guesses for that last season?

SPEAKER_02 25:05

I told you this numerous and sundry of time. I stopped trying to guess what I'm trying to opinion. I'm still gonna ask you, but I know you're gonna ask me, but I will not go down that rabbit hole. I want to keep my sanity because my my strait jacket, I've gained a little weight, so it's a little tight. So I need to like keep my sanity until I lose this last 15 pounds. I've been losing these last 15 pounds for six months. No, eight months. It's already August.

SPEAKER_00 25:30

It takes takes a little while, especially when you're you know, still eating. You like eating? Yeah, eating is fun. I like it.

SPEAKER_02 25:38

I don't know. Hot girl shit, fat girl shit. I'd rather do my fat girl shit. Thank you. I like carbs, I love carbs and ice cream and stuff. What is that? Did I see I that um that reel? Was it TikTok, Instagram, whatever? I don't know. And I love this guy, which I remember his name. He's like, he always goes, thank you at the end. He's like, I identify as a curly fry because everyone loves them, but they're always that's just a side dish and they're also salty.

SPEAKER_04 26:07

I was like, ha ha ha. Yeah, you sent that to me.

SPEAKER_02 26:11

I was like, oh amen, say it again.

SPEAKER_00 26:14

Yeah, I don't think I really have anything else. Um, I mean, out of the new characters, any you know, we Rose and Bernard came back and Vincent for a little bit.

SPEAKER_02 26:31

Rose and Bernard said, take your shit and go that away. Yeah, they're living their best life, and Vincent is just chilling. He's like, What up, homies?

SPEAKER_00 26:44

Yeah, no, so all right, 2007 and 77 are still separate. Um, I mean, any any thoughts on resolving that?

SPEAKER_02 26:58

I need some kind of resolution. I'm gonna need them to all be together at the same time. I don't care what year, what decade, what plane. I just need them. They did all this shit and need to be they need to be some kind of closure where they're content and satisfied with their decision, as opposed to womp womp, womp.

SPEAKER_00 27:23

The aftermath of the incident, go the bright light. Happens. I know, I know what you're talking about. I'm trying to figure out what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_02 27:34

When everybody wakes up from it, I'm trying to think about what I think the aftermath is. I know what you were talking about.

SPEAKER_00 27:40

All right, all right. Rats. I'm stupid right now.

SPEAKER_02 27:43

Maybe we both can't be loopy. I mean, although there have been plenty of episodes where we both did loopy.

SPEAKER_03 27:52

Um, I don't know. I I really don't know. I don't have I all right.

SPEAKER_00 28:01

Just give it your wackiest guess. Make it funny. They're gonna be insane.

SPEAKER_04 28:07

Oh, well, in that case, hold up. Let me stretch. Um, I think they're all gonna wake up on a plane again at a different decade, really, and then they're gonna just it's gonna be like like a loop that just starts over 3.0.

SPEAKER_02 28:35

Like I feel like it's gonna be like all over again.

SPEAKER_04 28:41

What the fuck?

SPEAKER_00 28:42

Now it's explain later, like in a later episode.

SPEAKER_04 28:47

What? Oh, right, just write it down because I'm not gonna remember.

SPEAKER_00 28:50

I write it down when I edit. Okay, um, wait, you froze.

SPEAKER_04 28:57

Uh you got you come got me all the way fucked up.

SPEAKER_00 28:59

I forgot what I was saying. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 29:04

Um I was like, wait, what? Um, but yeah, yeah, all in a plane, doing it all over again, and they're gonna be looking at each other like, what the actual fuck?

SPEAKER_00 29:13

Okay, all right.

SPEAKER_04 29:14

And they're like, wait, what? Yeah, lossy 3.0. I'm gonna have you're gonna push me down the rabbit hole, aren't you?

SPEAKER_02 29:23

No, you're gonna hold your hand and we're gonna jump in together.

SPEAKER_00 29:26

Like, this is spotter. No, I'm gonna hold your hand and we're both gonna jump in.

SPEAKER_04 29:32

Okay, next. No, because if you hold my hand, I'll back all that you push me. You have to actually kick me for the back and just I said we're gonna jump into pull you.

SPEAKER_00 29:41

You're gonna lose those 15 pounds and I could pull you easier.

SPEAKER_02 29:45

Okay, in that case, okay, and then Lisa's gonna be like, I hear there's snacks, I hear there's snacks down there.

SPEAKER_03 29:50

It's tea time down there, that case.

SPEAKER_04 29:53

I'm down.

SPEAKER_03 29:54

All right, let's go.

SPEAKER_04 29:55

Actually, if you told me there was if you told me there were snacks, I you would have to push me. And and I'm going head first.

SPEAKER_00 30:02

You you could eat one of those little cakes that you know makes shrinks you, and then you know, if you get those 15 pounds, you could lose the hundred. You can be this big. I could put you in my pocket. You wouldn't need a plane ticket. Okay, I could put you in the mail.

SPEAKER_04 30:19

Lisa, you fucked. Oh my god, you really lost it. Now I want to know how you feel when I go off on a weird ass tangent. I'm like, I'm concerned about your mental health at the moment, Lisa.

SPEAKER_00 30:31

Oh, I'm good. Okay, next. We met Jacob.

SPEAKER_02 30:38

Jacob, Jacob.

SPEAKER_00 30:40

Thoughts on Jacob and the other guy?

SPEAKER_02 30:43

I told you they're like they're the gods of some ancient deity of the ancient deities.

SPEAKER_00 30:50

And what's their purpose?

SPEAKER_02 30:51

The purpose is to be deity-like.

SPEAKER_04 30:58

What is any deity's purpose?

SPEAKER_00 30:59

I mean, that's a bit funny, but no, well every deity in every okay, well, that's if you have the same purpose. No, no, that's if you believe in like uh a religion that has one god, but if you you have like the Roman culture, the Greek culture, there's a god of like the the ancient Egyptian.

SPEAKER_02 31:20

There's a god of everything, but same premise, they look over people, mankind for their own will, whatever still in charge of a specific subject.

SPEAKER_00 31:32

Okay, so I don't care.

SPEAKER_02 31:34

I don't so ask me that question. What is their specific purpose? I love doing that just to fuck with you, Lisa. What is their specific purpose? Jacob's purpose is just to overwatch and to allow man to be man, and he has faith that there will be good that will come out of it. Yo, that dude is focused on serious shit. Um mankind has no good in it. Um, and then the brother. I don't know if it I don't know if they said that was his brother, or I'm just in my head, that's his brother. That's his co-deity. That's his commodity, that's his co-pods, right? Um, um, I think his purpose is to exact his will on man because he doesn't trust man to make the right decision.

SPEAKER_00 32:25

Okay. And what do you make of Locke's body versus you know, like what do you I know we talked about, you think it's the the other guy, but what's the purpose? What's the point of doing that? Do you think it was solely just to find the loop loophole to kill Jacob?

SPEAKER_02 32:52

I okay, so honestly, all joking aside, this is an interesting topic, and I kind of want to think of something, and but I think I um it was it just to find the loophole. Maybe it was just to find the loophole, but I I don't know. I think ultimately it was to find the loophole and to prove a point to his co-padrick.

SPEAKER_00 33:20

Well, I mean, I think it's fair to say that it was for the loophole, but like, but why? You know, why do you need a loophole? Like, what's the benefit? Like, obviously, he didn't like his face anymore.

SPEAKER_02 33:31

I mean, obviously, he wanted to kill him. I think okay, so here's here's a here's a twist Jacob's faith in man, he's like, I'm just gonna just kind of just let it be. I think it's not as ast as altruistic, yeah. Yes, that's that's why you said the ass the ass at the same time is really hard, as it uh gives the impression of being. So I think maybe the lock doppelganger was actually in his way trying to save mankind.

SPEAKER_00 34:12

All right, and that's we're gonna get more on them in the next season, though.

SPEAKER_02 34:17

I think it's and honestly, I'm proud. I have no, I thought I remember any of this. Yeah, I know, and I'm a hundred percent wrong on all of it.

SPEAKER_00 34:25

But tennis diehard when you watch the next episode, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 34:29

Okay, die hard movies. Each movie has its own theme, that's six themes in one season. So be fair, it's easier to member them.

SPEAKER_00 34:38

Okay, so then there's five die hard movies, each one with its own theme. There's six lost seasons, each one with its own theme.

SPEAKER_02 34:47

Next then the writing in the first three was so convoluted, it's like having written the show.

SPEAKER_04 34:58

That's what you give a China, you know, logic, defend then reason defended, not we are getting very, very close.

SPEAKER_00 35:07

Have you picked a new show yet? I am down to two.

SPEAKER_04 35:10

I keep going, I keep waffling back and forth.

SPEAKER_00 35:13

We might have to put like a poll on Twitter or something.

SPEAKER_04 35:17

A poll, and then and once we decide to do the poll, there'll be like six episodes. There's like six shows. Like, okay, these are my ass. I know.

SPEAKER_02 35:24

Um okay, so the one I really want to do. Because you know how for Lost, you have your Wiki Lost page or wiki your pages, so you can actually be able to read a synopsis easier.

SPEAKER_00 35:39

I I like when I write them better, but I don't always have the time to do it.

SPEAKER_02 35:43

I'm not gonna have the time to do that, and I maybe I like to have it and then zizh it up. The show that I really want to do, they don't have that. They have like three like a three three sentence paragraph synopsis of each episode.

SPEAKER_00 35:57

They don't have I mean, but that I mean, depending on the show, that that might work, you know. If it's it might, it might. I think um I mean there's a lot of websites that that that do um like there are some that give pages of like synopsis, and I'm like, no, this is too long.

SPEAKER_02 36:19

Well, this I tried different pages for this particular show, and it wasn't that many options, but it was such it has such a like a you know, one of those it was just one of those shows that has such a huge following from a certain typographic, and all I have to say is no, if I say you guys would know.

SPEAKER_00 36:37

I think I think I know what it is, but you know, I like you don't even have to watch it. If you does it does the show start with the same letter as my maiden name?

SPEAKER_02 36:47

No.

SPEAKER_00 36:48

Oh, okay. It's not that hard, it's one letter, I'm asking you.

SPEAKER_02 36:57

No, I'm trying to think of the show, it could have been the mess.

SPEAKER_00 37:01

Like, do you remember my maiden name?

SPEAKER_02 37:04

No, I'm trying to think of the show. We talked about it.

SPEAKER_00 37:07

I think it's come up, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 37:09

No, this one is up. I feel like I want to give a teaser, but if I give a teaser now, no, no, no, don't, don't. Because yeah, offline, it's yeah, one sentence, everyone's gonna be like, oh my god, I know the show.

SPEAKER_00 37:23

Okay, all right. Do you have anything else to say about season five?

SPEAKER_02 37:30

I'm just happy that we're down to one more season.

SPEAKER_00 37:34

Anything? Oh, go ahead.

SPEAKER_02 37:35

That's positive, you mean? Um I know. Um, no, I think I'm good. I honestly I can't wait till we get to the fan face. I know, I know. I love our ham. He's my favorite guest. He's like um, he's like an honor, he's an honorary co-host at this point.

SPEAKER_00 37:54

Do you okay? Wait, forget him for a minute because okay, he put us in the back burner, so just forget him for a minute. Oh do you have anything you're hoping for in season six? Like reveals, arches. I'm so done with you. I'm so done. I'm so done. We're gonna record we're gonna record LAX1, two, all the fucking episodes so that we could just be done with this show now. That's it. Go watch and come back. I'm done.

SPEAKER_02 38:27

She doesn't mean that, you guys.

SPEAKER_00 38:28

I cannot wait until it's my turn to be you.

SPEAKER_02 38:34

Okay, the last time you said that, you're like, oh my god, this is actually good. I think I picked MAFs. MAFs, yeah. And you're like, oh my god, I can't wait for the next episode.

SPEAKER_00 38:44

So um, because I know a good show when I see one. I can't, I'm sorry I can't say the same for you.

SPEAKER_02 38:53

Oh, I'm so sorry. I have brain cells and I just got one, Lisa. That was a really good one. Yeah, you know, that was good. I'm proud. I love that one. Um, but you're gonna like my pick. You're gonna like it.

SPEAKER_00 39:11

All right. Well, we're gonna put this baby to bed. We're gonna put this episode to bed. We're pretty much gonna put this season to bed.

SPEAKER_02 39:20

Can we talk about something I'm really excited about, though? Of course, kind of off topic. Okay, uh well, new like special series, potluck. I know I'm so freaking excited. I oh my like it's like you know, like the you know how you always say I want a slumber party as an adult with my girls, and we do slumber party stuff, but like the grown-up version, and this is exactly what potluck is. And I it's it's I'm so happy that I came up with that idea.

SPEAKER_00 39:59

I mean, it's a it's like a dinner party with your friends, and this one is kind of like a dinner dinner party girls' night.

SPEAKER_02 40:07

Yeah, it's yeah, it's yeah.

SPEAKER_00 40:12

So we'll we'll be we'll be working on more in the future, but we need we need to.

SPEAKER_02 40:18

We're gonna put warnings on it. Like if you listen to your car with your kids, don't do it. Oh don't don't don't listen in the car with your kids. We definitely gotta put warnings on it, but it's nothing bad, you know, it's nothing like woo-hoo. No, it's not like Cinemax stuff. No, it's but I mean, I think you should have not safe for work us in the car with your kids, us, period, with your kids. So there's that. So um so yeah, the warning is just us. It's the podcast is us. So there's your warning.

SPEAKER_00 40:47

That's something else you can text us about. If you have if you have thoughts on future topics, definitely text us. We have a couple that we're working on, but we definitely want to hear what you guys want to hear.

SPEAKER_02 41:06

And uh yeah, just think outside the box and nothing it, yeah. We know it's us.

SPEAKER_00 41:13

Yeah, and and remember, you can text us right from our show notes.

SPEAKER_02 41:18

Like right now, like yeah, pull over onto the shoulder of the road and text us right now. If you're cooking dinner, turn the flame down to low and text us.

SPEAKER_00 41:28

Click that little button, and it is gonna pull up your text message app and give it a bigger one.

SPEAKER_02 41:32

You're giving your baby a bath, take them, take them out the bathwater, and then text us. Like, stop what you're doing, get to a safe place and text us.

SPEAKER_00 41:41

Yes, yeah, and also don't drink and drive, and maybe don't listen to us and give your baby a bath.

SPEAKER_02 41:50

I mean, I say if you're giving your baby a bath if you're listening, you know, take the baby out, you know.

SPEAKER_00 41:56

All right, shut up sassinsips.com and oh, you know what else? We're trying to build up our community on TikTok. So if you have a TikTok, definitely go and give us a follow, Sassin Sips. We yeah, we like to just act silly there. So, you know.

SPEAKER_02 42:24

Are we really acting? We're just being silly, yeah. We're recording us being our natural selves.

SPEAKER_00 42:30

That's true. But yeah, TikTok and text us for potluck ideas. And until next time, I'm Lisa.

SPEAKER_02 42:37

And I'm Agnes, and we're out of here. See you later. Bye. I'm gonna say the line since we're offline, like the line, the tease the teaser line just for you.

SPEAKER_00 42:56

Oh, go ahead.

SPEAKER_02 42:57

Get in the call, Elizabeth. You've never seen oh, Facebook memes. That's why you're not on Facebook.

SPEAKER_00 43:06

Obviously, I didn't see the show.