Never Have I Ever...

SPEAKER_00 0:09

Hi and welcome to this bonus episode of Assassin's Sips. I'm Lisa. I'm Agnes. And today we are going to play Never Have I Ever.

SPEAKER_01 0:19

Woo! Good times. Good times ahead. What are you drinking? I am drinking my morning coffee with the little woo-hoo splashes of some fun stuff. It's coffee with a splash of fun. Okay. I'm drinking beer. Breakfast of champions. Yeah. So yeah. Alright. You do realize, you know the reason I like putting a little bit of fun in my coffee? It's because the when it's warm, it gets your it goes to your bloodstreams faster. Like warm sake gets you drunk quicker. Really? Uh-huh.

unknown 0:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 0:54

Yeah, good times. Okay, wait. So call me stupid. I've never played this before. I mean, I know the gist of the game, but I'm supposed to drink if I have done it.

SPEAKER_00 1:04

So yeah, let's let's do the rules just in case somebody else doesn't know.

SPEAKER_01 1:07

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 1:08

So you say never have I ever, and then you finish a sentence, and if you've done it, you drink. Okay, got it. If you if you have not done it, you don't drink. Gotcha. Okay. So never so if the question was never have well, not question, but if the sentence was never have I ever did a podcast, we would both be drinking.

SPEAKER_01 1:29

Gotcha. Drinking a lot.

SPEAKER_00 1:30

Gotcha. Okay. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:32

I'm ready.

SPEAKER_00 1:33

Oh, it's not like that first morning beer. Hits that soul, right? Alex is like, are you seriously pouring yourself a beer right now? I was like, shh, it's for work. Okay, sorry. I'm in my Spongebob mode. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. So never have I ever bragged about something I have not done. I feel like that's so vague.

SPEAKER_01 2:03

Like meaning, have you ever lied? Like, pretty much have you just been a like a big shot brag about something you've never done? I mean that's not- I guess not. Because I'm not really that person. Like no. I'm not a narcissist. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 2:16

Alright. Next. Never have I I like this one. Never have I ever been on a flight without thinking of Oceanic 815. I'm drinking. You haven't flown since you've watched, but I have. And so there's always that part of me that's like, am I gonna crash?

SPEAKER_01 2:39

I mean, the funny thing is there were so many movies of that of that nature, I still never thought about it. Like, you know, like I was like, I was like, oh my biggest worry is like no one but not sit next to me. That's like like leave the middle seat alone.

SPEAKER_00 2:59

Um okay, so with this question, one of the things, like not just the the whole crash aspect of the oceanic flight A15, but it's about like where you're sitting. Because remember, like the middle section is the section that crashed on the island and the tail broke off. So that's that's what I've thought about. Like, even though I tend to sit in the back, you always sit in the back, though. I prefer to sit in the back, but it it occurs to me that should I be sitting like you know, with Jack and Kate in the middle, like or am I gonna end up breaking off in midair and ending up god only knows where.

SPEAKER_01 3:45

But as you but as you see now, the it the back end up surviving too, so you know. You don't know that. I mean, I don't think I mean I'm s okay, the way you reacted to my like my epiphany that's still in the back of my head, every time I watch it or want to say something. So I'm like, does this skew my opinion? Just a tad bit. So I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 4:13

Alright. Okay, let's do the next one. Okay. Never have I ever drinken driven driven drunk.

SPEAKER_01 4:21

Alright, drunk means like illegally drunk, right? So no.

SPEAKER_00 4:26

Alright. I'm gonna have to drink.

SPEAKER_01 4:29

Oh, you naughty girl.

SPEAKER_00 4:31

I know I once. Once, and it was like the worst night of my life. Like, I was so hyper aware that I should not be driving, that like I I literally probably drove ten miles an hour the whole time because I but I I know like there's no excuse, but I had to get I had to get home, and I was like, I am I swear to god, I'm never doing this again, and I I never have like this once in my life and before all that other stuff.

SPEAKER_01 5:06

I guess.

SPEAKER_00 5:07

I don't know if what I'm about to say, wait, I don't know if what I'm about to say makes it better or worse. It was not before Uber. It really makes it worse. And I was far, but I couldn't afford an Uber, Uber, and it was like the middle of the night. I was by myself, like I had to get home.

SPEAKER_01 5:31

Oh, Lisa, Lisa, Lisa, but you learned your lesson, thankfully, without hurting anybody.

SPEAKER_00 5:36

No, no, no.

SPEAKER_01 5:36

Yeah, I'm such a I am such a square. Like people who really truly know me know that I when it gets down to I'm like, nope, no, we're not doing this. People who don't know me, like, oh, that's bullshit. No, I'm a square, I'm afraid, I'm petrified, I'm paranoid, I don't want to take a sip. I'll I'll drink if I'm out and I'm driving for like the whole night, I'll drink, I'll nurse one beer and eat. And yes. So I'm I'm paranoid.

SPEAKER_00 6:04

Okay, so usually, but I'm probably gonna cut this out of like the public episode, but so I I'm the same way, like I know my limit, but the person that I was with, I didn't realize she was she was pouring like heavy, heavy-handed. Like it y I didn't taste the alcohol like that. She was like mixing drinks, she was learning, and she was mixing drinks, and they were super heavy. Usually if I go out and I'm driving, I stick to beer because I know exactly what I'm getting. I know what I can handle. So, like, I I mean I okay, I managed to sleep it off. I had water, I had like I felt much better by the time I got in my car, but it still wasn't an ideal situation to be in. Oh no, no, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_01 6:58

No, she's like, never again. I'm like, Lisa, I didn't think you would have drunk to that.

SPEAKER_00 7:04

No, and then ironically, I think later on that year, or the next year, is when I got hit by a drunk driver. Uh-huh. When when I messed up my shoulder, and that whole yeah, that was a drunk driver. Who is definitely not going 10 miles an hour.

SPEAKER_01 7:26

Okay, so you worry about like being on the plane and thinking of these things. I'm I worry about when I'm driving. I think of all those horror stories. I don't worry about planes, it's driving. Yeah, because it's more like the odds of getting into a plane crash is a lot less than getting into a car accident.

SPEAKER_00 7:45

So but is that really an accurate representation? Because think about how much how much more often you are in a car than in a plane.

SPEAKER_01 7:53

All right, all right. Even with people who like travel and work for a living, I think there's just more, I don't know. I think there's more car accidents that happen.

SPEAKER_00 8:03

And that's like they say, oh, the accident, you're more likely to get into an accident close to home. Well, no shit. You gotta leave your house close to home and you gotta come home close to home. Like that's the place that you are by most often.

SPEAKER_01 8:16

I also think the closer you are to home, you're not you're not assured. You're just more like, oh, I'm home. And you're kind of like yeah, you're automatic pilots. So yeah. Cause this hap-this has like, how the fuck I end up home? Like one minute, I'm like 20 minutes from home. Let's say I'm like, oh fuck, how'd I end up here? So yeah. Driving drunk. Absolutely.

SPEAKER_00 8:44

Yeah. Okay, let's okay, number five. Never have I ever cheated on a test. I'm drinking. You're drinking too.

SPEAKER_01 8:57

Okay, so in third grade, it was a spelling test and I didn't know the word, and I had I did I not I don't think I studied or I wasn't prepared for it. And I had a I like, oh shit. So I remember who was it? Is the one or two? I wanna see I think it was this girl named Charlotte who tattled on me. I just looked at her like I remember Charlotte. I do too. And I just looked at her because I I didn't cheat off anyone's test. I had my little notes on my desk. So I'm looking at her like, the fuck? I didn't cheat off of you. I can give I cheated off of her, but whatever. I was like, alright, alright.

SPEAKER_00 9:48

So in I think it was either seventh grade or eighth grade, right? In 142, and we were in Mr. Coleman's class. I don't know if you if you had Mr. Coleman.

SPEAKER_01 10:00

Um that was the computer teacher, right?

SPEAKER_00 10:03

I don't know. This was like humanities. He might have taught something else, but he taught humanities. I know, kind of. He was like one, he was one of like the coolest teachers. I had it for computers. I had yeah, he was kind of rounded. Loved him. Yeah, he was he was awesome. So me and Val sat always in the back, okay, and we took a test, and I couldn't remember one of the answers, so I cheated off of her. She she gave me the answer. And and then like when he gave us the test results back, so he brought the test, he he brought the test back to the class, and he's like, before he gave them back, he's like, Lisa and Esteban stand up, and I was like, Oh my god, I'm gonna die, I'm caught, my father's gonna kill me. And me with the guilty ass look on my face, I'm sure, I stood up, and he's like, These are the only two people who got a hundred because you remember Esteban, Esteban was smart, like I don't remember him, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 11:13

We had the classes together. You really we weren't any of the same classes.

SPEAKER_00 11:16

He he was smart, so I was just like, Why is Esteban? Like Esteban cheated, like what? And Valerie's like, you fucking bitch, like you cheated off the image. You got at least you got the one action she got right. No, and that's the thing. I'm pretty sure Valerie is smarter than me. Like, she to this day, she never lets me forget that. She's like, I don't understand how all those years ago, like you cheated off of me, and you're the one who ended up with a hundred. I'm like, thanks, thanks, buddy. I love you.

SPEAKER_01 11:48

Well, does it count? Like, my my anatomy, my group, anatomy physiology. We cheated on a we had a a group playing. We were supposed to count as cheating, even because at the time I didn't know we were supposed to cheat. Like, we didn't go in there knowing we were supposed to do it. We just did like fuck it. We ain't going down. Like it's like a semi-count. I don't know. I don't know. But third grade was the first thing that popped in my head. Spelling test.

SPEAKER_00 12:19

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 12:19

Um, thank you, Charlotte. Never have I ever been kicked out of a bar.

SPEAKER_00 12:25

Oh no. Oh no. Well, pr with with I was not, but the company I was with was. Does that count?

SPEAKER_01 12:37

I was gonna have some same thing, like with this bar that our c my coworkers and we used to all go to, like the bar's closed down now. But every time we go, like the cops end up being called. But no, it was yeah, my situation wasn't like that, but but I don't remember ever getting kicked out per se. It was more like, oh, it's time for me to go next bar. So I don't think I ever got kicked out.

SPEAKER_00 12:57

So somebody that was in our group got really drunk and started vomiting in the beer pitchers. Like so, like our other friend is like, it's awful. I I'll send you the picture. But so one of um the other friends that was with us is holding the beer pitcher to his face as he's vomiting in it and like taking a picture.

SPEAKER_01 13:33

But I don't know how I feel right now. I don't know how you can drink your beer right now, honestly, because I could I'm drinking not to the state members drinking because I'm I I'm thirsty.

SPEAKER_00 13:43

And so when the the people at the bar saw, they were like, you need to leave now. And I was like, so yeah. That shit was still funny.

SPEAKER_01 13:56

Very interesting.

SPEAKER_00 13:59

And you know these people, but I'm not gonna embarrass anybody on air. I'll tell you off. For later.

unknown 14:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 14:08

Alright. Never have I ever taken pictures in my underwear. Guilty drink. We're both drinking. Who has it? Yeah, seriously. Can't wait for my kids to hear this. Never have I ever gone to the bathroom without washing my hands. I I'm sure I have. I'm drinking. Really?

SPEAKER_01 14:40

Really? I'm a germaphobe of the like as a child, I never use a public bathroom because I'd rather get a UTI than anything in a public bathroom. Like as a child, I was forever with UTIs because I will hold it.

SPEAKER_00 14:57

To this day, I'm just like Yeah, I mean, look, I usually wash my hands, but I'm sure that there's times where I don't. Especially if I'm home and I just pee. I'll be honest.

SPEAKER_01 15:07

I sometimes it's just I think my worst thing is I might not always use hand soap because I might not have filled up the thing. But I'm always you know, it's like it's hot water and stuff, you know.

SPEAKER_00 15:20

Alright.

SPEAKER_01 15:20

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 15:21

Oh wait. Okay. Never have I ever kissed someone of the same sex. I'm drinking.

SPEAKER_01 15:35

I think every woman has kissed another woman. I think I mean at one point in time.

SPEAKER_00 15:41

Yeah. Is that quite okay. Never have I ever gone skinny dipping. I have. I'm drinking. Are you seriously not drinking?

SPEAKER_01 15:55

I've never gone skinny dipping.

SPEAKER_00 15:57

Seriously? Like I've done skinny dipping so many times. With so many different people. Told you. Oh my god, you are a square. Okay, off air. I'll tell you later.

unknown 16:14

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 16:15

I this is not a public conversation. The things that I've done naked in the water. Oh my god. Never have I ever been arrested. I've never been arrested.

SPEAKER_01 16:23

I've never been arrested.

SPEAKER_00 16:24

Okay, I'm not drinking. Never have I ever hitchhiked. I have never hitchhiked. Who does that? But go ahead. I mean, apparently. I I kind of want to, but I'm really scared. Like, I don't know. Like, it just it seems kind of fun.

SPEAKER_01 16:44

You gonna be thrown in the back of a white van saying free tacos and free salads. I swear to god, any day now.

SPEAKER_00 16:52

If they say they have like beer or margaritas, that van can pull up right now for me.

SPEAKER_01 16:59

They're like free salads! Lisa's gone.

SPEAKER_00 17:04

Okay. Never have I ever broken a bone. Um does having one broken on purpose count? It does count. I need to take it. My foot. My foot. Oh no, that's surgery. Yeah, they but they had a they had to break the bone. That doesn't count. I'll take a small sip because I want beer.

unknown 17:23

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 17:26

Yeah, I've never I've never broken a bone like in the traditional way. No. Wait, but during surgery, they had to break a bone in order to correct something. Okay, well, I might have.

SPEAKER_01 17:39

I'm pretty sure I have. Like my toes. Like, you know, because with toes. Oh yeah. Yeah, because you don't set them, you just put like buddy buying them with the next toe and you just keep it moving. So I'm sure I've broken numerous toe. Okay. That counts. Forgot about that. Cause you don't think when I think of broken bones, I think of like cast and resetting. But toes, you just have to suffer through it. But I think I've broken like the same couple toes the same, like at least a dozen times.

SPEAKER_00 18:07

Never have I ever shot a gun. I think we're both gonna drink. You're welcome. Mm-hmm. Thank you. Because before you and baby, uh it's only been like people guns and BB guns.

SPEAKER_01 18:20

I'm waiting. Oh, and the ones in Coney Island. Oh, yeah, those on the count. I'm waiting to save us money to get RBG. RBG was my next one is gonna be a a smaller one. Ruth Biginsberg. Yes, I'm naming her RBG. Yes. Because if I have to use that bitch, it's gonna be the judge, Jew, and executioner. So when I get my yeah. Alright, I like it. That's my bitch. Hi, Ruth. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 18:55

Sung karaoke. I'm drinking. I have sung karaoke.

SPEAKER_01 19:01

I remember Alex and I set up, we organized like your second 30.

SPEAKER_00 19:07

And then you couldn't I couldn't make it. And then you you couldn't make it at the last minute. I was like, I was so disappointed, I have to tell you. I remember you calling, talking to you in the car as we were on our way, and you were telling me, and I was like, I was so upset. I was so upset.

SPEAKER_01 19:23

I understood, of course, but I was like Me and Alex were arguing about what to call it. I think I think it was like your first. He's like, this is her. I think we're all like like is it the second annual or first annual? It was we're all not really arguing. 29th birthday. Yeah. I was like, well, it's her. I said this would be her. I think you're turning 31, maybe. I think it wasn't gonna be it wasn't.

SPEAKER_00 19:43

I said this is I know my 30th birthday was not a good point in my life. So I feel like we definitely didn't celebrate. So it's probably 31.

SPEAKER_01 19:54

31. So I think we're arguing about what is it your like like is this your second annual or your third annual? I'm like, this is her third annual because she was 29, then she was 30, 29, now she's 31, 29.

SPEAKER_00 20:05

You know, you know, so we it seems like all my milestone birthdays are like shit. 30 was kind of shit. 40 uh kind of slipped by, didn't do shit. I was in the house by myself. Like, can't wait to see what 50 has for me. I might as well just I better start planning it.

SPEAKER_01 20:24

Because it might be other people. I didn't want to do anything. I did exactly what I wanted. I wanted to be left the fuck alone. I watched TV, I ate, I had my cake, you know. I got exactly what I wanted, which was do nothing. My 30th, it had its bumps, you remember. It has its ups and downs. But overall, for 24 hour celebration, that was pretty damn good.

SPEAKER_00 20:47

See, I didn't necessarily need like a party or anything. Like, but it would have been nice to like go to dinner. You know, just Yeah. That like that's what I wanted. Like that little like even and this is this was before quarantine and all that, so like ideally shit, a vacation would have been great, like a little weekend away, that would have been perfect. But I I know that that was a little bit more unreasonable because of situation and kids and this and that, but take me out to dinner, take me to like a night out, like a bar or you know, something right that would have been ideal for me. Well but I cooked for my family. So so yeah, seem seems to be just about where it should have been.

SPEAKER_01 21:43

Well, you know what? 41 is the new 30. Okay, there you go.

SPEAKER_00 21:49

I mean, I don't know. I'm still 29, so right. This is like your 17th annual 29th birthday. I still have my candle that says 29 again, and I play. To use it until it no longer since nobody really ever gets me a birthday cake, it'll last forever. Oh, yeah. Okay. All right. So yeah, so karaoke. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 22:15

Yeah, I'm horrible.

SPEAKER_00 22:16

I've never done that because I'm I've I've sung karaoke a few times.

SPEAKER_01 22:19

It's fun. I sing horror. Like I'm really bad. Like, not just bad, bad. Like how about like I'm like Phoebe Buffet bad. So it's bad. So Buffet sings great. So I don't know what you're talking about. No, when she when she has a cold, remember? She was sexy then. It was fucking awesome. But yeah, I am people think I'm you think you someone's skinning a cat alive when I'm singing. It's not good. So yeah.

SPEAKER_00 22:49

Okay, so never have I ever been on TV. I have been. I'm drinking.

SPEAKER_01 22:59

I was in a music video, but I don't think it went anywhere. Dish.

SPEAKER_00 23:06

And then I'll tell you mine. Drink and then tell me. Does it count?

SPEAKER_01 23:11

Sure. Okay. It's not as juicy as you think it is. I wasn't a video vixen. It wasn't anything like that.

SPEAKER_00 23:46

It wasn't like uh put them on the glass.

SPEAKER_01 23:48

Yeah, no. No. Um was the seventh grade. Um remember Michelle? There were so many Michelles. Ramos? Yes, I'm Facebook friends with her too. So am I? She's back on Facebook again. So yeah. Um, we were at Carol Park and up and Chevyl Crow? No. Oh it's uh no, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_00 24:12

Because Chevrolet Crow filmed her video there.

SPEAKER_01 24:15

She did? Yeah, she did. But no, this was um it was I don't know, House Music. Was it? It wasn't house music. Anyway, yeah, this girl was making her, I think it was her first song, and she had all the kids who happened to be in the park dance in the background. That was it. It that's all it was. Okay, yeah, and I still remember part of the song, but we're not gonna even get into that.

SPEAKER_00 24:40

So I I was on an episode of Fringe. Remember that show? Yeah. You I'm not I'm not surprised. I got cast as an extra.

SPEAKER_01 24:52

I'm not surprised. And here's the thing.

SPEAKER_00 24:55

But they used to film at Brooklyn College. Okay. So they had put up signs around the first of all, nearly everything that's at a college is filmed at Brooklyn College. And it sign up. So it's Brooklyn College, Hudson University? No, I think I think that's Columbia. Columbia. But um, it's it's Harvard many times. Brooklyn College, like when you see Harvard on a show, it's usually Brooklyn College. It's um it was the college on fringe, it was um Power. You ever watch Power?

SPEAKER_01 25:32

I haven't got into Power.

SPEAKER_00 25:33

So the fancy school, the fancy school that the son goes to, that's Brooklyn College. Yeah, it's it's like it's everywhere, but and it used to piss me off, honestly, because parking over there is already like terrible. Pain the ass, right? And so then if they're filming, then they take up all the parking on Bedford Avenue for the trailers, and then there's even less parking. And then once the kid like we couldn't even use the outside, like because my kids used to go to the early childhood center there, and they're like, Oh yeah, we can't go take the kids outside today because they're filming and they don't want the noise. I'm like, I fucking pay to be here, you know. Right, whatever. Anyway, but yeah, so they had put up signs saying, like, if you wanted to be in, so I was like, Yeah, sure. My role was so stupid, like, all I had to do was like walk across the quad with my partner, and it was like this tall guy who's so sweet, and like, and we had to pretend to talk, and then by accident, like we were actually just having a conversation, and they're like, You guys have to only pretend to talk because the the boom mics are picking up your conversation. You forgot you were acting. I forgot I was acting, yeah. So, but like, yeah, because the the mics are really um sensitive, and that's it. So I was on an episode of Fringe.

SPEAKER_01 26:59

Cool, yeah. But you were so excited when I said music video, you're like, Yeah, I was like, Yeah, no, not that cool. I didn't know that. And yeah, yeah. Okay. I was wondering I you know what? I think I might Google the lyrics because you know what?

SPEAKER_00 27:17

Like, think about it. Um, Monica Courtney Cox. Uh-huh. She was she was in a music video. So maybe, like, you know, you still got that future, and then they're gonna like find a when we blow up, they're gonna find that video of you.

SPEAKER_01 27:34

Find a 30-year-old video, right? Oh, did I just never mind gonna age myself there. Well, well, we've mentioned our young age anyway.

SPEAKER_00 27:42

Fuck it, I don't care. I'm 40.

SPEAKER_01 27:45

I don't try to care that I'm 40.

SPEAKER_00 27:48

Do you watch do you ever watch Saturday Night Live? Oh my god. Okay, so back back because Molly Shannon is no longer on. But she used to do a character, and I can't remember what the name was, the name of the character was, but everything was like 50 years old. I swear when I turn 50, I want a birthday party of her because I'm gonna be like, I'm 50 years old all the time.

SPEAKER_01 28:15

Well, why can't we just do it like when you hit like 45? Just like because it's 50. Okay, obviously. And there's no one gonna be around because I'm gonna remember it.

SPEAKER_00 28:26

Like I'm gonna be like I'm gonna remember it. Okay, I'm gonna remember. Okay. 50 years old. Okay. Yes. 50 years old. Next. Never have I ever smoked marijuana.

SPEAKER_01 28:40

Marijuana Matorical Purposes.

SPEAKER_00 28:44

Mm-hmm. Uh okay. As we both drink.

SPEAKER_01 28:50

They never said in what context. So, you know.

SPEAKER_00 28:54

In all the good kinds.

SPEAKER_01 28:56

Yeah, I don't enjoy it though. I don't enjoy it.

SPEAKER_00 29:03

Okay. Never have I ever eaten food that fell on the floor. I'm sure I have.

SPEAKER_01 29:10

Especially in your own kitchen.

SPEAKER_00 29:11

Um yeah, I'm drinking because that sounds like something I would do.

SPEAKER_01 29:15

Like, wait, this is something like a even if it's like a clean garbage, like clean and right on top.

SPEAKER_00 29:24

Yeah, but if it's something like wet or like, you know, if you just threw like a paper towel or something, like right. If a chip felt garbage on like a clean, I'm like, uh, I have the eating habits of a fucking raccoon, so I'm the last one to judge you.

SPEAKER_01 29:47

You know, actually, I was leaving at my house one evening and I walked out, and then this raccoon was walking, crossing my path, and it scared me. I'm like, ooh, and he goes, Oh, and then like ran off. It was just kind of a little comical.

SPEAKER_00 30:06

Alright. And never have I ever lied during this game. I have not. I have not. What do I need to lie about? Okay, we're not drinking. Never have I ever stolen something worth more than $10. I'm drinking. Remember that car I stole? No, I'm just kidding.

SPEAKER_01 30:29

Yeah, she had me like, wait, wait, what?

SPEAKER_00 30:31

No, Tomorrow. I I mean, does it count if it was kind of on accident?

SPEAKER_01 30:40

Like it does count.

SPEAKER_00 30:43

Okay, so um we I went to BJ's and I put in like when you first walk into that particular store, the computer accessories are like the first thing that you get to. And I needed ink. So it was like um the double pack of ink for my printer. This was like 40, 30, 40 bucks. And I put it, I threw it in the cart, and then I continued shopping. And one of the things that I bought was either like paper towels or toilet paper, one of those big things. So I threw it in the cart and it went on top of the printer ink. So then when when I paid, they never lifted it.

SPEAKER_01 31:32

So they just scanned it from the shopping cart.

SPEAKER_00 31:34

Yep. And I know I noticed them like not lift it, but I didn't say anything. Cause Oh, but wait, never wait, yeah, never mind.

SPEAKER_01 31:43

Okay. I did have one thing.

SPEAKER_00 31:50

What was it?

SPEAKER_01 31:52

A broom. No, it was a mop. It was in this.

SPEAKER_00 31:58

We are such fucking dorks. You stole a mop and I stole printer ink. It was living large.

SPEAKER_01 32:05

It was in the shopping cart, it was in the thing, and we just sub-checkout. I really wasn't paying attention, and then next thing we know, I'm like, I'm at the car and I'm putting things away. I'm like, oh. Oh.

SPEAKER_00 32:17

I mean, once you're out of the store, yeah. Right.

SPEAKER_01 32:19

Oh my god. My bad. But I don't know if it was more than ten dollars though.

SPEAKER_00 32:25

Was that it? Oh shit. I think that was the last one. Yeah, that was the last one. Alright. I think we're done.

SPEAKER_01 32:35

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 32:36

And I drank like a little bit more than half of my beer. Alright. You guys gotta come up with some more interesting questions next time.

SPEAKER_01 32:48

I'm afraid of anything interesting. I'm like if it gets more interesting, I I don't know. I might end up getting drunk. Like it's the soup it's the stupid things I haven't done. It's some of the big things that I have done.

SPEAKER_00 33:02

Yeah. Well, that'll do it for this bonus episode of Assassin's Tips. And until next time, and until you guys come up with more juicy questions, I'm Lisa.

SPEAKER_01 33:16

I'm Agnes.

SPEAKER_00 33:17

And we outta here.