Season 502

text us if... You've heard the term "dubby" before "Stupid thing is... I can't live without her." - Dean In this episode: solid as aluminum foil, dude audacity, & onlyGrans In other news, a candid chat about Lisa's disposal Original episode air date 04/14/2019 please visit https://www.patreon.c…

text us if... "You look good behind that desk... Hell, you'd look so much better on top of it." - Rio In this episode: parenting wins/fails, diversified portfolios, & dong fog with a side of flared anus In other news, can a f*ck buddy play you? text us! Original episode air date 04/07/2019 plea…

text us if... "Or they're both just king-sized bags of d*cks" - Sadie In this episode: steamy secrets, the shovel scale, and S-P-E-L-L-I-N-G In other news, we interrupt this episode to get Agnes first aid Original episode air date 03/31/2019 please visit https://www.patreon.com/Sasspod/redeem/1785B…

text us if... "Like "Scarface" level carnage" - Annie In this episode: extreme coping, fantasy v. reality, & deadbeats In other news, practical solutions to impractical problems... Original episode air date 03/24/2019 please visit https://www.patreon.com/Sasspod/redeem/1785B to get a free 3 mon…

text us if... "I think you should kill him" - Mary Pat In this episode: time machines, sibling murder rivalry, % extended hurt In other news, wasn't there a dog? Original episode air date 03/17/2019 please visit https://www.patreon.com/Sasspod/redeem/1785B to get a free 3 month membership! Support …

text us if... "I saved her life. It wasn't God or the church or any of those thoughts and prayers. It was me. And you say you don't know who I am. Well, let me introduce myself. I'm the crazy-ass bitch that robbed a grocery store to save her child and protect her family. Your child and your family.…

text us if... "Wait. He's not dead?" - Beth Boland In this episode: bloody mugs, bloody rugs, and bloody tips In other news, Lisa wants to vomit Original episode air date 03/03/2019 please visit https://www.patreon.com/Sasspod/redeem/1785B to get a free 3 month membership! Support the show The view…